0,1489780428,This is the thinking stream, everybody. 1,1489780951,Damn moustache whiskers, get outta my face! 2,1489782299,Allen, the man of the hour, I owe you a cookie. 3,1489782619,I like to fly by the seat of my pants. 4,1489783771,I like goto. 5,1490194957,Everybody loves the web, right? 6,1490378928,That is bogus there, people. Bogus. 7,1490380017,What is with this indentation‽‽‽. 8,1490381632,You're not a true hero until you have a pull-up bar in your life. 9,1490893300,Cross your fingers! Fuck, it's still fucked. 10,1490901792,It looks like it built, WHAT? 11,1492014791,And then, I counted wrong? 12,1494011063,So basically an affiliate is the ghetto version of a partner. 13,1494523990,Killing stuff is cool. 14,1494875050,We gotta kill this before it kills m... 15,1494875709,The only thing I was worried about was the infinite loops. 16,1496419557,Let's just go balls deep. 17,1497291606,I do like whisky and coke, but I also like whisky and whisky.