[{"id": 0, "ts": 1461124532, "text": "Like Thelma and Louise, but in crow form."},
{"id": 1, "ts": 1461124758, "text": "Can't believe I just let the butt cheeks get me, that's an amateur crow move."},
{"id": 2, "ts": 1461125208, "text": "Like a stone crowld killer."},
{"id": 3, "ts": 1461125734, "text": "Crowver and out."},
{"id": 4, "ts": 1461126618, "text": "You think you can mess with this crow? Come get some of this sweet melody."},
{"id": 5, "ts": 1461126783, "text": "Reincarnation butter. The smoothest butter of all."},
{"id": 6, "ts": 1510381842, "text": "scrubldydunkis"},
{"id": 7, "ts": 1510387677, "text": "And also, `Scribledy Dinkis`"},
{"id": 8, "ts": 1510714912, "text": "I'm always a big fan of just not doing something, instead of doing it more quickly. [YT ?v=Qupqu1xe7Io&t=1832]"}]