[{"id": 0, "ts": 1469229348, "text": "You go out looking for Pokémon in the tall grass, but you find things like badgers and foxes..."},
{"id": 1, "ts": 1472156839, "text": "How's everyone doing this evening?"},
{"id": 2, "ts": 1472156923, "text": "Actually I used to be a proper DJ!"},
{"id": 3, "ts": 1472157456, "text": "I don't give a flying... toss about memory safety."},
{"id": 4, "ts": 1472157676, "text": "I can't really pronounce Danish names, sorry, Mikkel."},
{"id": 5, "ts": 1472158168, "text": "I'm just going to get it up for you..."},
{"id": 6, "ts": 1472159720, "text": "Sorry, that was just me being a numpty then."},
{"id": 7, "ts": 1472161962, "text": "It's late at night and I'm just a bit bleurgh..."},
{"id": 8, "ts": 1472162273, "text": "I'm using all my code here. It all works."},
{"id": 9, "ts": 1473195301, "text": "These streams aren't that formal anyway..."},
{"id": 10, "ts": 1473195969, "text": "I'm not trying to please a programmer's wet dream."},
{"id": 11, "ts": 1473197967, "text": "I'm trying to make a better C, not a better C++"},
{"id": 12, "ts": 1483481178, "text": "Now what else is in this damn thing that I need to do?"},
{"id": 13, "ts": 1483828982, "text": "You can tell I haven't tried to build this yet, because it doesn't actually build."},
{"id": 14, "ts": 1483829075, "text": "You are a big numpty head, Bill."},
{"id": 15, "ts": 1483830273, "text": "I'm being lazy."},
{"id": 16, "ts": 1483832895, "text": "How many quotes have got the word \"numpty\" in it?"},
{"id": 17, "ts": 1483833016, "text": "Quoting everything I say is probably not a good idea."},
{"id": 18, "ts": 1483833821, "text": "Sometimes I feel dyslexic. I'm not. I'm really not."},
{"id": 19, "ts": 1485638240, "text": "That's because LLVM, not because of me."},
{"id": 20, "ts": 1490651432, "text": "This is me going on the existential talk."},
{"id": 21, "ts": 1490653199, "text": "You'd have to figure it out, I'm not being rude..."},
{"id": 22, "ts": 1490654321, "text": "I'm literally going off on tangents now."},
{"id": 23, "ts": 1490654532, "text": "I don't know why I'm telling you how I write my own handwriting."},
{"id": 24, "ts": 1527537681, "text": "Sometimes you get minor bugs, don't you? And then you fix them."}]