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1Are you okay with that, Mr. Compiler?2015-01-19
2Some days you just have to fire yourself...2015-01-19
3If you believe time is money, you just held up a bunch of Benjamins, if you will, as they say in the states, as the kids today say, and then you light them on fire.2015-01-20
4...we're not gonna be grinding against walls a lot, it's not a walking simulator type of game...2015-01-20
5I have no faith in Microsoft's engineering, and I think that everything that they ship will be garbage...2015-01-21
6If it's equal to zero, it's bad news bears!2015-01-21
7Mura Mura, Muratori!2015-01-22
84,000,000,000 - 0 = 1.2015-01-22
9Where'd my dude go?2015-01-22
10I am not an AI.2015-01-22
11It's a Wacom tablet!2015-01-23
12We will be doing no cheese, it is a cheese-free zone.2015-01-24
13Just let the bad programmers be bad programmers and my stuff will always be better.2015-01-26
14I'm sensing a FUN THING!2015-01-26
15If you could, prefix your colons...2015-01-27
16I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. I don't follow hockey.2015-01-27
17I was like, 'I know there should be no way this should possibly work; Let's be honest with ourselves, it should be totally impossible,' and it was.2015-01-28
18Pfft, that's a hardware problem, programmers don't screw in lightbulbs!2015-01-28
19Just go watch a foreign movie without subtitles, you'll get the same experience as playing a Metal Gear Movie--err, I mean game.2015-01-28
20And we immediately get a crash. And of course, that's a good thing...2015-01-28
22It's better than eating a poop-sauce sundae everyday, which is how I feel when I come home and use the internet.2015-02-12
23We haven't even mentioned whales, which are huge! Literally and figuratively.2015-02-12
24Time to round things up.2015-02-18
25It has a certain AAAness to it.2015-02-18
26Just like mommy used to code.2015-02-24
27Just do the code and let it go...2015-02-24
28Something I do all the time, you just comment something out and see where all your compiler errors are.2015-02-24
29We're kinda gonna have to put on our frinstance caps and have a bunch of frinstances... You know what I'm talking about, right?2015-02-24
30That zipfile has little tiny baby zipfiles all in it!2015-02-25
31It's prestream, I can be a dick directly.2015-02-26
32You learn something about your codebase every day... that you should have known, because you wrote it.2015-02-26
33This means nothing, what have I written here?2015-02-26
34This is why you don't listen to Casey.2015-02-26
35I'm the programmer and I get to do whatever I want.2015-02-26
36Always Seamless.2015-02-27
37Javascript is not a real platform.2015-02-27
38Don't ask me why I'm doing this renaming. Yeah, it's probably not that necessary, but I'm doing it anyway.2015-03-11
39How am I supposed to program with no tea?2015-03-11
40If you wanna do it right in Silicon Valley, you have to have at least seven gourmet kitchens per programmer.2015-03-11
41Spaceflight is like changing the planet's diaper. I recognize that it's good but I don't wanna be the one to have to do it.2015-03-12
42Let's tuft it up. We've got the tufts, might as well use the tufts.2015-03-19
43Aaaah! Duh.2015-03-20
44Windows is the allergy of Computing. You can live with it, but it will make you miserable every day.2015-03-20
45I don't have enough Emacs-fu to bust that out.2015-03-31
46There's linear algebra afoot here.2015-03-31
47Do we have pie? I'm not sure if we have pie.2015-04-01
48I am here for your amusement.2015-04-01
49That weird pulsating thing was pretty freaky, I hope you've enjoyed it. I know I have.2015-04-01
50People kept egging me on to do some weird sine-cosine-theta stuff.2015-04-02
51It's like a super sour yogurt in liquid form. It's just not good.2015-04-03
52Wow, that took almost no time at all.2015-04-03
53Java is just a really slow version of C++.2015-04-06
54Don't get your hopes up.2015-04-07
55Don't talk to animals with more color wavelength sensors than you.2015-04-08
56Many directions is much more difficult and they don't sell nearly as many albums.2015-04-08
57Lighting strikes a chord with people.2015-04-09
58Java might be the best platform to ship your game on.2015-04-11
59Man! Yesterday's code was *awful*.2015-04-11
60Math is right even when you're wrong.2015-04-14
61It was really just me being kind of blunt.2015-04-15
62Let's go ahead and learn something, we hope.2015-04-15
63You could take the pool with you when you leave, and they wouldn't care.2015-04-15
64Think scat fudge, not tourist fudge.2015-04-15
65That is the end of the math hole for today.2015-04-16
66Sometimes you have to go down a math hole... we're just entirely in the math hole...2015-04-17
67JZ is a rapper, I believe, but this is not his term.2015-04-17
68The green dude is tough.2015-04-18
69I'm not throwing stones outside the glass house here, I'm inside the glass house.2015-04-18
70I wish I had more cheese. I ate all the cheese, and now it's gone.2015-04-20
71Z is kind of up in the air.2015-04-20
72This is the homogeneous matrix that you often hear about.2015-04-20
73I can show you why the stupid way is a problem.2015-04-22
74I don't use classes.2015-04-23
75Oh my God. What have I done?2015-04-23
76That's a bug, like somebody's gotta fix that...2015-04-23
77When we do that read... right...2015-04-27
78Those of you who have 3D aspirations will know what I mean.2015-04-27
79I love when they get tiny. They end up moving so quickly.2015-04-27
80*scratching back* No rush on the loading there, GIMP. Take your time.2015-04-27
81Too many rects. Too many rects. Too many rects. Toooo many reeeeects.2015-04-29
82We want to start making the game very slow so that we kind of feel good about ourselves when we go to optimize it.2015-04-30
83So that is optimization.2015-05-04
84Let me make sure I do that math properly.2015-05-05
85Aww yeah, nice job emacs.2015-05-05
86Sorry I'm not talking more, but...2015-05-08
87The important thing is that you build a mental model of the fact that there is a CPU down there.2015-05-08
88Power before wine, and you'll be fine. Wine before power, you'll vomit in the shower.2015-05-12
89They are double super extra done.2015-05-13
90All we need to do is a mask foof of these guys here...2015-05-13
91It's crazy, but it's right - which is wild.2015-05-14
92Oh dear. What have I done?!2015-05-17
93You're supposed to be done developing your program.2015-05-17
94Everyone loves the inverted infinity rectangle!2015-05-17
95Oh hello. Hello, Mr Task Manager.2015-05-26
96You pretty much have to be slyfox and slyfox it around.2015-05-26
97Lets say we have a beef daddy machine...2015-05-27
98If machines can learn, they should learn to stop running such shitty software.2015-05-27
99It is just simply not acceptable to have other people touching our pixels. THOSE ARE OUR PIXELS!2015-05-28
100I hate const with a passion.2015-05-28
101Or we could just crash immediately. That would be cool. I always like when that happens.2015-05-28
102We're intimately connected with that speed.2015-05-29
103Flog them hamsters. Flog 'em!2015-05-29
104I don't know how we could do that. There's no way we could load a text file that fast. You'd need some kind of future technology.2015-05-29
105If it does, Vulkan. If it doesn't, Vulkan't.2015-05-31
106It's basically some kind of manure mouthwash...2015-06-02
107Rule #1 of Programming. C++ is utter garbage and so is std::*2015-06-03
108This will all be very game-codey.2015-06-03
109Oh my God, dude. That WAS the debug build!2015-05-30
110It's not the maggots fault they do what maggots do.2015-06-04
111I am not Mr Pixel Centers.2015-06-04
112We added 0.5 in one place, and subtracted 2 in another, and the seams are gone!!!2015-06-04
113We background-load now... and happy birthday.2015-06-09
114The entire game will be constructed out of hair.2015-06-10
115I think creepy uncle Casey is gonna go get some ramen now.2015-06-10
116I am going to go out on a limb here - pun intended! - and say that we have a problem somewhere, because I - don't know about you - but I'm not seeing a lot of trees there.2015-06-11
117Does anyone know what I was thinking about when I did that?2015-06-11
118Q: What are you going to do when Handmade Hero is finished? A: Take a vacation.2015-06-15
119I have an itch... on my back. Can we just say that? Am I allowed to say that on stream?2015-06-15
120I don't know what that is, but I wish it would stop.2015-06-17
121The world is filled with molecules...2015-06-18
122It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight .2015-06-22
123"I fully expect you all to have left your engines and libraries at home, because if I see anyone out there on handmade hero using an engine or a library.... there will be significant consequences, people!"2015-06-22
124If I see anyone on Handmade Hero bringing in an engine or library, there will be significant consequences.2015-06-22
125We're going to be diligent so-and-sos...2015-06-22
126You know what I'm saying? You feel me, dawg?2015-06-23
128That is kind of terrifying.2015-06-24
129You have to admire someone who lives life through the lens of one little tiny pair of testicles.2015-06-24
130I probably said that, didn't I?2015-06-24
131This is turning into a Casey learns how to do things stream.2015-06-26
132Programming was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.2015-06-26
133I'm literally melting...well I guess I'm not *literally* melting, but it feels like my skin is melting in a real and literal sense.2015-06-26
134... if you're doing Object Oriented Programming which we won't really cover so you'll never find out what that is!2014-11-17
135You can kinda hear that we messed up some stuff.2015-06-29
136PROgramming not FAUXgramming! That's the motto here on Handmade Hero.2015-07-14
137I hate The Web.2015-07-15
138I can do this in a super janky way, which I'll do first.2015-07-16
139I'm not a very good bro. I don't even like football.2015-07-20
140Hacks are hard.2015-07-24
141Oops, third swear.2015-07-24
142And then I can't put things into the hole anymore.2015-07-27
143A doubly-linked list is really just a list.2015-07-28
144So what happened there, exactly? Show me what happened, Mr Code. Show me on the code... where... where it NULLed you.2015-07-29
145You could spend months, if this was your jam.2015-07-30
146So I will wrap things up. Do a little wrappy-poo.2015-07-30
147I've no idea how Snuffleaupagus gets the file - he just gets it; he pulls it out of his snout - I don't care.2015-08-03
148Hey Sean, here's the contents of that file.2015-08-04
149It's kind of hard to stop me, you have to admit.2015-08-05
150I am going to reload the entire font file and make Sean parse it every darn time. I know that's rude.2015-08-05
151Good job, Handmade Hero. Nice work on that one.2015-08-05
152Thank you compiler, that was a good catch.2015-08-05
153What could possibly go wrong?? Well...I guess...a lot of things...2015-08-05
154Let's try that again.2015-08-05
155This machine is very old and probably has some things on it which should be removed.2015-08-05
156We got the heads, let's try to change the heads to be fonts!2015-08-05
15799% of your success in using a library is using a library that Sean made.2015-08-05
158I will see you guys on the internet.2015-08-05
159I don't feel like implementing that. Otherwise, it seems fine.2015-08-05
160This is really a zygote of a thing, it is not really fully happening.2015-08-05
161We're going to want to allocate some memory, do the little dance of fun.2015-08-05
162We're not catastrophically bad, we're just not good.2015-08-05
163Doopity doo.2015-08-05
164... so there's no more mysteries, no more 'I-don't-really-know-what-it-does-down-there' kinda stuff. We're goin' in, cleaning out all the cobwebs, going into 'the basement', if you will; finding out what your creepy grandfather put down there, or what weird pickling experiment someone did. And you don't necessarily want to eat it. So, you know, sometimes it's gross; it's true.2015-01-06
165If you're just going to go the meathead protein-powder route with it, then that's fine.2015-08-11
166If you want to learn more about gamma, I encourage you to do some light reading.2015-04-07
167Star Trek: The Next Generation ID.2015-08-12
168Lunix, the operating system for Europeans.2015-08-12
169All of our pixels are hand-selected by us, for the finest quality.2015-04-16
170It's like that time when the universe collapsed into a single point and then exploded into being...that's what you're witnessing here on handmade hero.2015-04-17
171This bitmap is a lie, this bitmap is a total lie!2015-08-12
172Math is hard, let's go shopping.2015-04-20
173We're still in janktastic mode, which is annoying.2015-08-14
174It was a heavy brain day at the office. Whatever that means.2015-08-14
175We didn't need those electrons, no one was using them.2015-08-14
176Game ideas are largely irrelevant.2015-08-17
177Be a Jedi, build your own lightsaber. Don't go taking this targeting computer approach to stuff!2015-08-17
178Every time I say stuff's gonna break, it doesn't break! Every time!2015-08-17
179The game will be so huge, that no computer can possibly hold it.2015-08-17
180Are there larger numbers than 4096? Do we have evidence in the natural world of things that can exist in quantities _larger_ than 4096?2015-08-18
181Let's pretend that didn't happen. Pretend that we didn't just fill the screen with dudes.2015-01-28
182I take it back, I think I wasn't stupid!2015-08-19
183As you get 1 day older, you get 1 day stupider.2015-08-19
184Are the ABCs a W thing as well?2015-08-19
185Ugh, who...? Just what... is? What...? Nobody wants to see that. That's not a thing. Urgh, God! Urrrgh...2015-08-19
186Windows fonts make a fontographer cry.2015-08-19
187A little variable shadowing to start the day.2015-08-20
188Is that roughly the size of the D?2015-08-20
189When you start the day off with an owl of shame, you don't deserve things to go your way.2015-05-29
190Where is our little baby?2015-08-21
191If anyone has any objections you can voice them in the chat, and I hereby overrule them.2015-08-21
192Who's gonna stop me? No one's gonna stop me. You can't really stop me!2015-08-21
193Knock knock! - Who's there? - Fonts are done. - Fonts are done who? - There's no "fonts are done who?", the fonts are just done. Right. Stop knocking on my door. I don't know why... although, in that case I would've been the person knocking. Doesn't matter, it's not relevant.2015-08-21
194Everyone loves it when you free things.2015-08-21
195I had like, a brain spasm and then a reverse brain spasm.2015-05-31
196Which of these three poopsauces do you want to put on your ice cream?2015-08-25
197Happy birthday Windows, have a little party there.2015-08-25
198Where did I put that? It got deleted?2015-08-25
199Ohhh duh! Hi, it's genius day at Handmade Hero.2015-08-25
200My mommy says I'm very good at programming.2015-08-25
201You guys made me do this, you egged me on, and now you're making me egg further.2015-08-25
202I just kind of ruined The Variable.2015-08-31
203If you are the kind of person who is passionate about C++ because your mother didn't love you as a child, or whatever the other reasons are that people cling onto it, you can spend a bunch of time learning all those things.2015-08-31
204I don't know the gender of Visual Studio. Probably an "it", would be my guess.2015-09-01
205I'm having a thought right now, a thought that I have not had before...2015-09-01
206Are you thinking what I'm thinking?2015-09-01
207The C++ preprocessor is, like, the worst thing ever.2015-09-01
208Sane people are in short supply.2015-09-01
209The right way to handle errors is to not have them.2015-09-01
211What have I ruined, what kind of a life have I ruined for us?2015-09-02
212The keybindings of Isaac.2015-09-03
213I would like to dedicate this episode of Handmade Hero to how much Microsoft is an awful company and I hate them.2015-09-03
214Maybe they'll never ship another version that renders fonts properly again. Maybe they'll just start eliminating letters one at a time from the English language until they get down to letters they can actually handle.2015-09-03
215Unsolved problem in computer science: rendering an underscore.2015-09-03
216My trees should be here, I don't quite understand why they have disappeared from the face of Handmade Hero.2015-06-12
217I don't how it's gonna JIT.2015-09-08
218Aren't we the spoiled little child whose mommy is doting on him?2015-09-08
220It's kinda nice to get stuff for free, who doesn't want stuff for free?2015-09-08
221Apparently that really is happening for reals. We just have a lot of debug events in there.2015-09-08
222Somebody was talking about some jquery, no wait. Some stupid thing, oh, ReactJS.2015-09-09
223It prevents you from getting into the situation where you're opening up the trunk of the car and all dismembered bodies are in there.2015-09-09
224It found that Metroid upgrade.2015-09-09
225Nowadays anyone can program, it's trivial, you can just load up some PHP script and start 'programming'2015-09-09
226I don't even think it will exist in 15 years. I don't think there will be such a thing as a hardware renderer.2015-09-10
227Windows! Why are you the dumbest ever? Why!?2015-09-11
228We have all the code, you can assign whatever level to it you want.2015-09-11
229Sometimes programming just doesn't make sense.2015-09-11
230I liked how that completed to nothings.2015-09-11
231That was an a-list job by everyone.2015-09-14
232Tired Casey.2015-09-14
233I overate yesterday. There was a lot of food consumed. Just not really the right amount of food for a single Casey to be eating.2015-09-14
234I'm still ironing out CSS issues.2015-09-14
235You could imagine this... You could imagine it with the POWER of imagination!2015-02-09
236That doesn't necessarily mean it's the hardest bug, but it's the one that's caused me the most perplexing...2015-09-15
237I don't want to leave it in a state that's actually working. I want to put it back into a state where it is broken.2015-09-15
238I'm sorry Dave, I can't... I can't save the file.2015-09-17
239We really need a reverse Owl of Shame. Maybe like if the Owl of Shame is backwards, or something? That's like an Owl of Success.2015-09-16
241Templates were designed by people who are still looking around in their own colons to see if they can find anything there.2015-09-17
242*sobs* I just don't understand why the code doesn't work sometimes! *sniff* Why does it have to be so mean?2015-09-17
243Let's see if we can write something that's not total garbage.2015-09-17
244Oh dear. Don't touch the way-com tablet! Oh my god, what happened?2015-09-17
245I feel like that deserves a little owl of shame.2015-09-18
246What-ever, like, programming, sometimes, I don't even know.2015-09-18
247I mean if you can't handle three measly crabs, you're just gonna be dead weight.2015-09-19
248I don't read anything about C++ any more, I just assume it's a disaster zone.2015-09-21
249I got through all the questions. I got through ALL the questions. I got through them.2015-09-21
250Since we don't really have anything better to do with our lives or ourselves, we will just do something like this.2015-09-22
251I might try something, like, epically ridiculous. Like, something so ridiculous that it just has no right working.2015-09-22
252I would have to say that I sound like a d#ck as well.2015-09-23
253We don't care how big it is as long as it fits. Just fit it in.2015-09-23
254You are totes right man, you are totes right about that.2015-09-23
255I'm sorry I used slang there. That's not good. Kids, you should talk in regular English.2015-09-23
256It's kind of a little banana-cakes, but sometimes you gotta be banana-cakes on Handmade Hero, I would say.2015-09-23
257I'll just go back to what we were doing before. I'll go back to the head fountain.2015-09-24
258So that we can have our speed cake and eat our functionality too.2015-09-28
259We'll call that DEBUGCreate, err... CreateVariableHierarchy or something like this. DEBUGCreateVariables... DEBUGCreate something name is hard, brain doesn't know what name is, English so difficult, half a million words...2015-09-28
260A Variable can be anything that it wants to be.2015-09-29
261That's a mistake. That is a missed-take.2015-09-29
262There must be a bug because it's not working. If it was working, we might be able to make the argument that there wasn't a bug.2015-09-29
263I was premature to call it premature.2015-09-30
264It'd be interesting to talk to Donald Trump about programming. I'm sure even though he knows nothing about it he'd have an opinion on it.2015-10-01
265Oh games, they're so wacky and weird!2015-10-01
266Meh nnn hh meh.2015-10-01
267It has not been a good Internet day, not that it ever really is.2015-10-05
268Patience is definitely a virtue in programming.2015-10-08
269The Variable would be displeased.2015-10-08
271And that's the end of that.2015-10-08
272I think that's the first time on Handmade Hero I can remember getting bitten by a feature.2015-10-13
273I guess the Wacom tablet decided to take its own life.2015-10-15
274I don't know why brown butter, because it's tastier than regular... I actually like regular butter, so let's just say regular butter for now.2015-10-16
276(re: the US constitution) They need to organize this thing better.2015-10-19
277There's nothing worse than a whiny C compiler.2015-10-20
278We just have an infinity of these, where infinity is actually some very small number like 10. It's not a particularly big infinity but, you know, not every infinity has to be huge.2015-10-20
279Nobody wants a maladjusted chair.2015-10-21
280Everyone is happy and smiling and everyone is dancing around and doing things, ridiculous things, unmentionable things.2015-10-21
281It's just not gonna happen. It's just not gonna happen. Okay? It's not gonna happen. Never gonna happen. It didn't happen. Not gonna happen.2015-10-22
282The jedi's got to build their own lightsaber!2015-10-23
283Sometimes you're dumb, and you just gotta live with that, that's just your little situation you gotta deal with.2015-10-23
284Everyone's happy and fine and dancing around like jubilant children, but not bratty children, actually, children who are nice, reasonable people.2015-10-24
285Pig hat. It's pig hat time. Let's pig it out. Let's just get piggy.2015-10-24
286In sync, like the band. Like the Backstreet Boys, but different.2015-10-26
287I've got 10 minutes left on the clock, so I'm gonna use them. I'm gonna use them to nefarious ends, is what I'm gonna do. I am gonna go ahead and straight up do weird stuff with that.2015-10-26
288The first time someone told me about C++, it was pretty funny because I thought they were describing something sensible.2015-10-26
289Let's go ahead and make DEBUGInitializeValue work in some way that makes some sense to somebody sometime somewhere.2015-10-28
290There probably is a better way to do this and... we... should... do... that... better way... now.2015-10-28
291Everyone loves GetGroupForName. Don't you? I do, I think. I'm not sure.2015-10-28
292If we were going to be super fancy about it, if we were going to, like, double up on the fanciness, now with extra fanciness...2015-10-28
293Everything in our debug system is going to actually use copy out into some kind of a more, sort of, generic way, permanent record sort of free list, happy funplex thing.2015-10-29
294Fine... Mr Poopy Pants, stupid poopy sauce, poopy pants.2015-10-29
295You'll have to excuse me if I yawn during this frame.2015-11-17
296*yawning* I told you, I told you I was gonna yawn.2015-11-17
297You can't cheat. I tried to cheat, and you see what happens to cheaters, right? They get punished.2015-05-17
298That's not actually true. In the real world most of the time cheaters do just fine. It's what we call the financial services industry.2015-05-17
299So you can be, like, GetEventFromLink or something. And I don't mean Link like the character in Legend of Zelda.2015-11-18
300So riddle me this, Batman...2015-11-18
301... and now we're going to grind you up into sausage to feed to hungry people.2015-11-18
302It's sort of like the All You Can Eat lunch buffet of debug information. And like any lunch buffet you end up in a situation where sometimes the sneeze shield doesn't go down all the way and some of those little troughs get contaminated and everyone in the restaurant gets sick...2015-11-19
303We don't know which kind of a lunch buffet our debug system will be yet...2015-11-19
304If you don't like what you have for lunch, the best thing to do is to just eat it as quickly as you can - there will always be a better lunch tomorrow.2015-11-19
305One of the things that you need to do as a programmer is that, when you're serving lunch, if you wanna do something where you shift the place settings, you've gotta go through and tell all the people who are coming to the lunch party that they need to move over from their normal positions.2015-11-19
306I never remember exactly how the macro processors works, other than the fact that I always remember that it's a giant steaming pile of lunch.2015-11-19
307It's kinda like one of those things when you're at the lunch table and you're eating your lunch and your brain just kinda drifts off to thinking about memory allocation.2015-11-19
308It's not really a dinner or breakfast thing, it's more of a lunch thing.2015-11-19
309First Rule of Programming: You don't eat lunch if you're already full.2015-11-19
310That's like getting lunch delivered...2015-11-19
311If you're the kinda people who do tea at lunch, it's customary for everyone to go around the table and take a lemon slice and go, "easy peasy lemon squeezy," and then you squeeze it into the tea. Obviously you don't do that if you drink tea with milk because it'll curdle.2015-11-19
312Everyone should eat lunch where they want, and everyone should have the lunch that they want. Don't let other people tell you how to eat your lunch, because that's lunch despotism and it's not okay.2015-11-19
313I made a faux pas there. It was a pas that was made of faux.2015-11-19
314It's kind of like the programming equivalent of when you go to lunch and you sit at the wrong seat and everyone's embarrassed and it's a horrible thing and everyone goes screaming from the restaurant.2015-11-19
315Don't let your whole life be defined by the one bad lunch you ate.2015-11-19
316You don't want to eat more lunch than you can reasonably digest, right? A lot of times people go into something and their eyes are too big for their stomach, and they'll just way over-eat the lunch. So what I'm trying to do here is just keep lunch to a reasonable amount of food, so that we don't get too fat, but we do get enough food to keep ourselves going good.2015-11-19
317There's always lunch tomorrow. Tomorrow's lunch will be just as tasty as today's lunch and we can eat some of those other foods that we didn't eat today at that time.2015-11-19
318Don't forget to eat lunch. Most important meal of the day.2015-11-19 that we will be all good to go tomorrow, and everyone will be on the same "sound page", on the same wavelength, if you will.2015-06-18
320We have light, a photon, and mr. photon goes straight. He wiggles, he oscillates, but he just goes straight.2015-06-18
321This is not the computing future I wanted.2015-11-21
322You should fertilize that directory with human tears, and then you should see what grows from it. It will probably be black roses that crumble and blow away with the wind.2015-11-20
323The whole point of the existence of this system is because humans are so fallible and always do everything wrong.2015-11-20
324Sometimes even in the depths of despair, some little tiny thing goes your way, and the important thing to remember is not to let that go to your head.2015-11-20
325I want to break down in tears. I want to just give up and let the horrors of the world continue unabated. Instead what I'm gonna do is set a breakpoint on MarkDebugValue.2015-11-20
326We just have to have faith that The Variable is looking down on us from The Great Memory, and that if we all just work hard and try to be good people that eventually The Variable will let us into The Great Memory and we'll live in peace and happiness with all of our other discretized values.2015-11-20
327Here's some scumm I've been evolving.2015-12-05
328I was kind of expecting that to be what we did today, but that's already on the stream so I can't really make that be what we did today...2015-12-08
329Hey, look! It did what I expected!2015-12-08
330This is not supposed to be fun.2015-12-08
331There's no such thing as a solution to programming problems. There's only metrics.2015-12-08
332Missing snowflakes, you know how it is... so on and so forth...2015-12-09
333I feel like there were supposed to be more children in it, and I have no idea where they went. They're just gone, apparently. Sorry, kids!2015-12-09
334I try to always keep track of all the children as much as possible. Unless they're just being annoying, in which case you may decide to misplace them on purpose...2015-12-09
335This is the money shot right here, people. This is where it all starts to happen.2015-12-09
336That is video games. Ladies and gentlemen, video games.2015-12-09
337It always gets great when Kramps comes into the picture, in my opinion. I feel like that's when things start to go well for any video game, as soon as Krampus is in it.2015-12-09
338There's a Handmade Hero every weekday. You can always ask questions tomorrow.2015-12-09
339He spends a lot of time on Steam, so he has a lot of hats.2015-12-10
340Is there a n{un,one}?2015-12-11
341Wow, that was some pretty great programming there, Casey. Nice job (you're fired)!2015-12-14
342I'm going to pretend this laptop never existed and grab the other one.2016-01-04
343For the love of god, Mischief.2016-01-04
344//TODO(casey): Move this out to its own thang.2016-01-05
345It's almost always not understood properly, and that includes by me.2016-01-06
346I feel like a neck-bird could live in a neck-beard.2016-01-07
349I'm still being oppressed by The Cable Man.2016-01-11
350I may have typed some bugs in there.2016-01-11
351We have no such pink screen to speak of.2016-01-12
353A warp is 16 or 32 guys who are in it together.2016-01-13
354Please don't listen to what I have to say, because it's all a lie.2016-01-15
355If you've been paying attention to our maths, and you know maths - the plural, of course, coming from the Britain...2016-01-18
356Oh well, life is hard. But a small price to pay to access all the power of the GPU so, you know, who cares?2016-01-18
357We're going to leave it as a little bit of a zygote for the moment.2016-01-19
358Okay... someone want to tell me how THAT just happened?2016-01-19
359It's almost like the hardware is set up to do this! Parentheses: it is.2016-01-19
360DirectX doesn't run anywhere, Windows is the only place you can use it, or maybe if you're an Xbox developer, if those even exist anymore.2016-01-19
361I didn't fall asleep yet, so that's good.2016-01-21
362These ground chunks have been nothing but annoying the entire time, and I don't even want them in the game.2016-01-21
363If I decide to vomit all over the screen in the middle of this stream, that is just how that's going to go. That is not me reacting to the wonders of visual studio.2016-01-21
364Everything just worked, which is crazy.2016-01-21
366And now it's like Mr. Doesn't-Want-To-Do-That-For-Me.2016-01-22
367Don't quote me on that.2016-02-08
368Emulation requires emulation! :)2016-02-08
369Puzzle games are puzzle games. If you like them, you like them. If you don't, you don't.2016-02-11
370It's not really possible for me to induce nausea.2016-02-15
371I don't want to be at the club. This is not dance time.2016-02-15
372I.K. is a nasty, nasty, nasty problem.2016-02-16
373So if we take the same elbow joint we were discussing yesterday...2016-02-17
374How's Mr Hand doing?2016-02-17
375Okay, so: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.2016-02-22
376Don't ask me why I did that. Sometimes people just like some rectangular cut-and-paste.2016-02-22
377I don't know if you can say you want to kill back that far.2016-02-22
378So here is all our Sikhs.2016-02-24
379Poor Richard Stallman.2016-02-24
380I'm gonna give you a frinstance.2016-02-24
381How did we get here? Am I the only one concerned about this?2016-02-24
382Oh, hello 4coder. Hello Mr 4coder.2016-02-26
383One of my high school guidance counselors was real dumb, and he went to Harvard.2016-03-01
384Where is the output from this program?2016-03-01
385So, let's pretend we're going to be coding on Handmade Hero now and see what happens.2016-03-02
386I think we're there. I think we can try doing some coding tomorrow.2016-03-02
387I think we have successfully completed our 4coder switch!2016-03-02
388Pay attention to me. Thank you.2016-03-03
389I'm gonna let Allen do whatever he was gonna do.2016-03-03
390Oh, hi! Welcome to "Not Calling the Function.2016-03-04
391Do we have less installed? Yeah!2016-03-04
392CBAD, that's my rapper name.2016-03-08
393Drivers and Windows. They conspire to "help" you.2016-03-08
394So here we are in handmade.cpp. Kind of nice to be back in the codebase.2016-03-08
395The stream actually hasn't ended, that's the funny part, Mr Counter Person.2016-03-08
396Maybe under certain laboratory conditions we can create conditions even hotter than that, and it can die in that fire.2016-03-09
397I don't know how that ended up working.2016-03-09
398That's what I'm talking about. Minidump with heap, bro! Alright, alright, minidump with heap, coming right up... Here comes the dump!2016-03-10
399Thanks microsoft! Thanks for everything!!2016-03-10
400It's looking pretty good...2016-03-10
401Oh, cannot convert to char*... Oh! I beg to differ.2016-03-12
402This is a tough episode.2016-03-14
403We set ourselves up for success.2016-03-15
404*whistles* Someone typed the word Zelda into the chat, so I felt the need to whistle.2016-03-17
405We have some stuff doing some stuff.2016-03-17
406What do you think, Pseudonym73, is this one good enough?2016-03-17
407I'm curious about your curiosity.2016-03-17
408So somebody, when they're actually storing the events, is doing something dumb, and that somebody is obviously me.2016-03-18
409Can't you see, Mr Five minute warning, that I'm right in the middle of something? What is wrong with you?2016-03-18
410C++ is awesome and always does everything wrong.2016-03-18
411It's just a full tristrip and it touches itself maximally.2016-03-18
412Are you ready for this? Because this is ridiculous.2016-03-21
413It's a little pointer-chasey.2016-03-21
414Whoops, that function doesn't exist in 4coder yet, you can't call it, Casey!2016-03-21
415I forgot about the particle system. I forgot that it was using the hero's head.2016-03-21
416Take that Portland, you thought you could be the ones with a guy in a tree who's just hanging out and crazy. Well, we're the ones with the guy in the tree, not you!2016-03-22
417I apologise, DebugIDs. I was saying you were extraneous, but really you seem pretty sanely designed and I don't think there's any reason to get rid of you because it looks like you're doing a useful thing.2016-03-22
418Sorry, man in the tree.2016-03-22
419We clone because we care.2016-03-22
420By the way, I can still hear helicopters outside, so I'm assuming the guy in the tree is still in the tree.2016-03-22
421That to me sounds like a good idea, and I guess we'll find out why it's a stupid idea in a minute when I try it.2016-03-24
422Oh, so I guess we do print out END_BLOCK at the moment.2016-03-24
423Would you be a lamb and jump me there?2016-03-24
424We just have a bug bug.2016-03-24
425Oh, that's amusing. That's actually correct, hilariously, I think.2016-03-24
426Santa is not good.2016-03-24
427It would be weird for me to say "Stay on the chat" while I don't do that.2016-03-24
428I would say Won is somebody worth watching in an interview, however...2016-03-24
429The baby's been in the bathwater so long, there's no baby anymore, the baby has dissolved completely and there's just baby colored water.2016-03-25
430This is kinda being Mr Cheesy - Mr Cheesepants, Cheese man.2016-03-25
431Ladies and Gentlemen, when you write a TODO maybe you should give yourself enough information to actually do it later. No worries.2016-03-26
432Where are you, Mr. Environment Variables?2016-03-29
433Let's double check to make sure we can still stream.2016-03-29
43433c0 33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0.2016-03-29
435I wanna twiddle it a little bit.2016-03-29
436I don't care about you.2016-03-29
437Something very strange is afoot.2016-03-29
438So complicated. I rather enjoy it, though.2016-03-29
439Never do anything that actually matters in PHP and MySQL.2016-03-31
440How about you actually check to see if it's loaded, Muratori!2016-03-31
441That's actually not our fault -- that's just actually this code being wrong!2016-03-31
442Here's a thought. And you can tell me what you think of this thought; of the thinking behind this thought.2016-03-31
443Look at that. So lovely.2016-03-31
444I think I would like to quote Andrew Chronister here and just say that, 'Insobot is a national treasure'2016-03-31
445I am super double happy with how that went. I am a happy puppy.2016-03-31
446Someday we probably will, because I just won't be able to not do it.2016-04-01
447The web is not the aqueducts of Rome, it's the drunken orgy where they gorge themselves and vomit.2016-04-04
448Searching the Internet is not the way to solve that problem.2016-04-05
449I believe you should pay for your software. At MollyRocket we pay for absolutely everything we use.2016-04-05
450My nose is four dimensional. It exists in space-time.2016-04-05
451It can never hurt to have more math friends.2016-04-05
452I don't really like Jimmy Wales' face so much.2016-04-06
453She's dead, Jim. She is dead.2016-04-06
454None of that's a thing.2016-04-07
455If you're not on the 4coder bandwagon yet, I'm not really sure what to say. I guess you're just using a lousy editor. Sorry.2016-04-08
457We're just gonna make this a very quiet, dignified edit.2016-04-08
458Consider yourself so very lucky.2016-04-08
459Their underwear is also awesome. Not that that has anything to do with anything.2016-04-09
460They make these shirts and I wear them.2016-04-09
461You feel me, dawg?2016-04-09
462Nice work Muratori. You're off the team.2016-04-09
463I'm gonna make that be yellow, because yellow is the color of... urine. Which is an essential by-product. And Gandhi drank it, supposedly. I wasn't there...2016-04-09
464What? Who wrote this ridiculous code? That's garbage.2016-04-09
465Isn't every day kind of special, at the end of the day?2016-04-13
466Some day after Allen Webster is done pounding editors into the ground with his raw and meaty fist.2016-04-13
467If that thing was a phantom, it would sort of hover over here.2016-04-13
468My Lord, that is slow.2016-04-13
469We won't add up to 100%2016-04-14
470How cool is that, though!2016-04-14
471...and then I am going to kill myself. Which I have.2016-04-14
472Clocks without children. It's like Doctors Without Borders, only less altruistic.2016-04-15
473Sweet child of mine.2016-04-19
474It's all white, like Donald Trump's America.2016-04-20
475Every game should be called Crowtel.2016-04-20
476That's just super accidental.2016-04-23
477My body will track me, but it will never come to rest.2016-04-23
478I want the head to snap back to the body when you stop pushing.2016-04-23
479Nobody cares about square root at all anymore.2016-04-26
480That's... math.2016-04-26
481I have no idea how to say Sergio properly, let alone sexily.2016-05-05
482I forgot there's a me down there.2016-05-13
483I don't want them to start invalid, although they are invalid - in the sense that they have no arms and legs...2016-05-13
484I'm gonna put an owl of shame on top of an owl of shame for that one...2016-05-14
485Math is fun, let's go shopping.2016-05-14
486I'm gonna be Mr Slypants Slypantsyman.2016-05-24
487I'm gonna go ahead and hunt this guy down before stopping.2016-05-24
488Cheese fingers are a big problem.2016-05-28
489It's tractable, it's small enough that you could learn it, it was not this giant splatter of garbage that's just smeared all over the walls like some kind of lunatic asylum where they're trying to keep the poop from sticking to the padded cell or whatever like it is now.2016-05-28
490The Steam API is a real [very long pause] swell API.2016-06-02
491We have a lot of N-squaredy things.2016-06-02
492The snake just went up the stairs.2016-06-07
493We can handle it, we're professionals... Ostensibly.2016-06-09
494It's no skin off our back.2016-07-06
495We probably need to go through this code more carefully.2016-07-06
496Unfortunately we have to be our own code fairy and we have to bring our own code dust and do our own code sprinkling.2016-07-06
497Let's use the word "evolucent"2016-07-09
498We can get our hideous pink on.2016-07-12
499You know it's been a bad day when you don't know where the ~ key is.2016-07-12
500The hoodie has been retired temporarily.2016-07-14
501I'm gonna start with something fairly stupid.2016-07-14
502Insobot is kind of a national treasure.2016-07-19
503Thank you, Mr Cycle Detection.2016-07-20
504The easiest way to prevent yourself from ever inventing the wheel is to think you've already invented the wheel. But you haven't.2016-07-20
505Your goal has to be that the reason you want money is to make games, not the reason you make games is to make money.2016-07-20
506Like putting your finger in a cloud.2016-07-22
507In theory this is a computer, yes?2016-07-23
508Oh my god! Why are there so many heads following me?2016-07-23
509It's like Doctors Without Barriers, you know what I'm saying?2016-07-26
510Go away, Five minute warning!2016-07-26
511Oh, we VirtualAlloc'd that. Wow, aren't we fancy!2016-07-27
512How interesting is it to have multiple render targets you can't do anything with?2016-07-28
513Woah! That is wicked cool.2016-07-28
514I love how it can't ever tell you any values in release mode.2016-07-28
515Thank god! That makes a lot more sense.2016-07-29
516I hope everyone was interested in the matrix thing today, because apparently that's all we're going to do.2016-07-30
517I find that concurrency is one thing, but flow control is really the harder thing.2016-08-09
518And, for the love of god, people, do not write in and send me any of those awful volatile articles that people sent in that were just all wrong.2016-08-10
519You ALMOST only live once.2016-08-10
520Here is Mr Gamey-Pants-Poo.2016-08-11
521And the bug is gone.2016-08-11
522No sense not dotting your t's, crossing your i's and so on...2016-08-16
523So I'm going to go work this out on the blackboard and figure out if I'm just... uh... on crack.2016-07-22
524I am not a floating point guru.2016-09-21
525Chrome? Chrooooooome?2016-09-21
526I feel like it's hard to say something quotable on demand.2016-09-21
527Everyone can relax, and by "everyone", I mean "me".2016-09-27
528NOTE(casey): PROGRAMMING! RAII = bad :( ZII = good :)2016-10-21
529I want to run all the viruses in the program (valley girl voice)2016-10-25
530You're an operating system. Have some self-respect.2016-10-27
531It's 2016, and all you have to do to kill Windows is just allocate some memory.2016-10-27
533It's kind of like insobot is the beat poet of our generation.2016-10-28
534The world is null... the world is null!2016-11-12
535Our brains are still not working properly.2016-11-13
536So we don't seem to be having any overflow problems at the moment... *stream crashes*2016-11-13
537I'm the only thing that's happening.2016-12-10
538We're gonna do a little bit on 3D here.2016-12-11
539Please take it with a grain of salt, or even a cube of salt.2016-12-17
540You never upgrade anything during the development of the game.2016-12-31
541I really like Pound Cake.2016-12-31
542We're going to go over that in very excruciating detail in a moment.2017-01-15
543As is the rule on Handmade Hero: I never get to do any preparation.2017-01-15
544I wanted there to be a compressor called broccoli.2017-01-23
545This would take a super set of the parameters.2017-01-28
546I realize this is not relevant to programming. But it is relevant to biscuits.2017-01-29
547Mārtiņš finds everything.2017-02-04
548It's always very bad to forget your water bottle.2017-02-05
550We're going to write some code and hope that it's right.2017-02-11
551Watch this point.2017-02-12
552The only reason that we ever did it is because Won insisted that we do it.2017-02-19
553Martins is almost always right.2017-02-26
554That's great! I was not expecting that to just work.2017-02-26
555With that, we wish starchypancakes well.2017-02-26
556You're going down.2017-03-05
557He kinda has a USB butt.2017-03-11
558It's high allergy season here, folks, and I'm a snotty boy.2017-03-11
559It might be a protest, or it might be a parade of some kind.2017-03-11
560I think it was Leonardo da Vinci who said "The perfect painting would be nothing but a canvas of pure magenta." He also listed the HTML #color for it: ff00ff.2015-03-31
561Ohhhh! ohhhhhh! Aaaaaah!2017-03-25
562This will be a stream filled with mucus.2017-03-26
563It's the inverse-square law kicking our butts.2017-04-01
564Don't OOP. OOC.2017-04-01
565What are the chances that there's one way to always write code?2017-04-01
566I don't know how to use cars.2017-04-09
567Today's episode might be a little bit of a potpourri.2017-04-22
568So, I'm gonna take a look at this saucy gentleman right here...2017-04-22
569Death by a thousand function calls.2017-04-22
570Let's take a little bit of a gloved finger in here, and just kind of feel around and see what we can palpate.2017-04-22
571Where Santa Claus went, I don't know.2017-04-22
572ATI peed on our cake.2017-04-23
573Happy day happiness of special deliciousness.2017-04-29
575You can't just start talking about variables that don't exist yet.2017-04-30
576I feel like they want a lot more poof.2017-05-01
577I'm interested to know if you can make Pixel Hero...2017-05-06
578We don't care if the NSA is really good at The Binding of Isaac.2017-06-03
579Everybody needs to get lit.2017-06-17
580I don't want pirate stuff, I want Pirates of the Caribbean.2017-06-24
582We are out in complete La La Land, and I admit that, but, I mean, it's lighting, what do you want from me?2017-06-24
583That's my stupid idea. I hope you like it.2017-06-24
584You can't win 'em all but you're certainly not gonna win if you never roll.2017-06-25
585I assume it's "hare-brained", like the rabbit. Or is it "hair-brained", like the follicle?2017-06-25
586That's gonna be a whole bailiwick in and of itself.2017-07-08
587You guys have fancy stuff that you've made.2017-07-09
588Unfortunately it looks like here 4coder is too smart for us.2017-07-15
589Don't scratch your eye.2017-07-15
590Sometimes programming requires elevating the energy level to an uncomfortable amount.2017-07-23
591Anyone who's not on board should make their opinions known.2017-07-23
592I am that government and you are being oppressed.2017-07-23
593It is effectively a democracy where no one listens to you. We have a term for that, it's called democracy.2017-07-23
594You need infinite waters. Well, probably not infinite waters, that's maybe too much waters2017-08-05
595It's not live now.2017-08-05
596The S stands for sucks2017-10-14
597Windows 10 is hardly professional, but it is branded "Professional"2017-10-14
598I would crash, probably pretty soon2017-10-15
599Why is node.js running? Oh my god.. Once node.js is running you know its all over. That's the end of it.2017-10-18
600StackOverflow says there isn't a way to do it, which probably means there is a way to do it.2017-10-28
601Ohhhh... crudpoopies.2017-11-20
603Off to the Ray-ces2017-11-20
604What a sensible path to an include file! Y'know... just... just like the old days! You could have /usr/include, or you could have "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\2017\Community\VC\Tools\MSVC\14.11.25503\include". Please, Microsoft, die in a fire.2017-11-20
605What is a .1 engineer?2017-12-09
606I've been programming for 34 years, and I still don't really know game development2017-12-10
607It could just be floating point nonsense but it's probably something real2017-12-23
608So for whatever reason, C in its infinitesimal wisdom forces you to have a constructor declared to do the "equals" here2017-12-28
609Turns out, if you don't actually work, you get faster2018-01-21
610If you want to make money, don't program games. I mean, there's a multi-billion dollars company made on PHP, it's called facebook.2018-02-03
611"NOTE(casey): 148million" Okay, that's a great note, Casey, thanks for keeping that in there2018-02-04
612I would want to take you into a closed room with no access to anything, and demand you draw me various symbols2018-02-10
613Really really simple, really really stupid, not very accurate, but there you go.2018-02-24
614I also kind of want to do a grow operation on this here, and not the kind where the feds come because you're using U.V. lights2018-05-05
615Everything gets better when the code gets smaller.2018-05-12
616Bad, wrong, incorrect, false!2018-06-02
617I'm gonna have to take a mulligan on that one.2018-06-02
618If wishes were horses... we'd all be at the airport2018-07-01
619The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is largely made of dog faeces at this point2018-07-08
620An artist's machine can write 2.5 MB before Photoshop can even select the lasso tool, not counting if you accidentally, heaven forfend, accidentally hit the "Open In Bridge" button, at which point you could rewrite all of the world's knowledge many times over to optical media and you would be done before Photoshop could even open its dialog box2018-07-14
621too much IOCPnus2018-07-15
622I'm just going to leave it like this, and everyone who has a big-endian machine can eat on it2018-08-05
623Oh, Blue Angels again today2018-08-05
624Welcome to Handmade Hero, the game where we code a complete show on stream2018-08-11
625So, great, good, fantastic, nice work. Great job, Microsoft, as always crushing it2018-08-12