| 1457 |
Any game where you have a Tetris squiggle can't be all bad. |
2023-11-12 |
|
| 1456 |
And always remember, if you want to succeed in the games industry, compare the variable against minus one. |
2023-08-13 |
|
| 1455 |
Isn't that interesting how much of making your programming thing successful in the world is propaganda and mind control? Like you make this called smart pointers, and because people want to be smart and don't want to look dumb, everybody says, "Yeah, I like smart pointers", whereas if you had called them smelly-foot pointers, people probably wouldn't want to use them really. |
2023-07-14 |
|
| 1454 |
I mean, we would do Cowabunga, but due to a conspiracy, several of the letters in Cowabunga were not approved for use in hexadecimal number encoding. |
2023-07-12 |
|
| 1453 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, ... you gotta change the name of the symbol. |
2023-07-12 |
|
| 1452 |
It's because I didn't put a semicolon. We just fixed 500 errors by putting a semicolon because C++. |
2023-07-12 |
|
| 1451 |
You know we're programming in C++ now, boy! Just look at all these errors! |
2023-07-12 |
|
| 1450 |
I trust that as far as I can throw it. Because it's just bits, I can't throw it very far. |
2023-07-03 |
|
| 1449 |
If you want to succeed in the programming industry, eat ice cream. |
2023-05-22 |
|
| 1448 |
If you got no cowabunga, how are you gonna get anywhere in life? |
2023-05-01 |
|
| 1447 |
Refrozen ice cream? That's a crime against humanity! |
2023-05-01 |
|
| 1446 |
The job of a macro is to be more dirty than a function. |
2023-03-04 |
|
| 1445 |
If you have your caps-lock key bound to caps-lock, you're not a serious programmer. |
2022-12-10 |
|
| 1444 |
Spammy in Miami - it's the sequel to Sleepless in Seattle. |
2022-12-05 |
|
| 1443 |
You know, I sure hope honey doesn't have any calories in it. |
2022-12-05 |
|
| 1442 |
If you're going to Pomodoro, 150 minutes is a pretty good interval period. I don't know what people recommend usually. I think it's a couple minutes less than a hundred and fifty. |
2022-11-30 |
|
| 1441 |
My will to live is rapidly leaving my body. |
2022-11-23 |
|
| 1440 |
Bro, we shipped Braid on Linux. It was a f_ing disaster. It's a huge a mount of effort - it's like the most high-maintenance girlfriend ever, except she also hates you. Is she hot, though? No! No. She looks like a penguin. |
2022-11-16 |
|
| 1439 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, don't work for Adobe. |
2022-10-13 |
|
| 1438 |
If you were Mickey Rooney, how would you debug this program? |
2022-10-13 |
|
| 1437 |
Sometimes it's just best to make your problems go away, you know? |
2022-09-23 |
|
| 1436 |
It's got the Mona Lisa on it, that's how you know it's good. |
2022-08-28 |
|
| 1435 |
We have too many red fives standing by. |
2022-07-23 |
|
| 1434 |
Now if we were a smart web developer and were using JSON, it would take like 5 seconds to load 167MB JSON so we would notice that we were doing that every frame, but because we are fast game programmers, we don't even f**ing break a sweat loading a 167MB file so we are literally doing that every frame. |
2022-05-10 |
|
| 1433 |
Dude, I own the company. If people aren't going to read that comment, they don't have a job. You don't understand. |
2022-05-08 |
|
| 1432 |
Do you know any other programming stream on twitch dot tv where they put the lotion in the basket so consistently? I think not. |
2022-05-08 |
|
| 1431 |
You know how they say there's Covid toe? I wonder if there's Covid left-half-of-back-of-your-neck. |
2022-03-30 |
|
| 1430 |
Sometimes you have to go to the Michelin 3-star restaurant in your underwear to find the bug. |
2022-03-24 |
|
| 1429 |
Microsoft thinks that them updating Windows with things that I don't care about and probably will make my computer work worse and make it slower is more important than me getting work done and delivering value to the people. I think Microsoft is owned by Vladimir Putin at this point. |
2022-02-28 |
|
| 1428 |
What kind of idiot dedicates their life to video games? I don't even understand how I ended up here. |
2022-02-18 |
|
| 1427 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, push the whopper button. |
2022-01-15 |
|
| 1426 |
It's not enough in the games industry to pass the parameter, you also have to use the parameter. |
2021-11-25 |
|
| 1425 |
Fact check this pizza! |
2021-11-25 |
|
| 1424 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, don't program in the wrong language. |
2021-11-03 |
|
| 1423 |
Crystal slot, that's the name of my new band. |
2021-10-27 |
|
| 1422 |
Everyone's worried about AI taking over, ... but magic wands in all these programs suck. |
2021-10-09 |
|
| 1421 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, implement and increment the loop variable. Do both of those things. |
2021-10-09 |
|
| 1420 |
I'm too high for this pegging. |
2021-10-01 |
|
| 1419 |
Okay, kids, definitely steal. |
2021-09-27 |
|
| 1418 |
I can at least retire knowing that I had Marvin in my video game. |
2021-09-07 |
|
| 1417 |
Now we know how to play Myst! |
2021-08-28 |
|
| 1416 |
That was actually quite easy, but my brain didn't brain. |
2021-07-29 |
|
| 1415 |
Why do I even internet? |
2021-07-26 |
|
| 1414 |
Fourteen lines of code. That is 1.4 industry standard work days that we just wrote and then deleted. GGs! |
2021-07-15 |
|
| 1413 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, do not leave your very important results in a local variable. |
2021-07-14 |
|
| 1412 |
You can choose not respond to something, but the problem is you've perceived the thing, and it has disturbed your tranquility. |
2021-06-22 |
|
| 1411 |
In real life, I know if I'm doing well or not by whether a space whale swims by. That's how I know. |
2021-06-20 |
|
| 1410 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, sometimes you have to drive to the office at midnight. |
2021-06-02 |
|
| 1409 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, multiply by x. |
2021-05-31 |
|
| 1408 |
Why can't life just be me eating ice cream? |
2021-05-22 |
|
| 1407 |
You're not going to win the Tour de France with training wheels on your bicycle. That's just not a .. thing. Anyone who thinks they should go compete in the Tour de France with training wheels on their bicycle clearly has no competition experience. Now clearly you can make an argument that they should, 'cause look, if you fall over during the race, that's really bad, and the training wheels will keep you from falling over. It's a mistake |
2021-04-27 |
|
| 1406 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, do not put return instead of continue. |
2021-04-25 |
|
| 1405 |
So somebody left the oven on when they left the apartment and it was someone in polymorph. It was one of these three lines. |
2021-04-08 |
|
| 1404 |
In the year 2021 people expect to be able to make arrays of strings in their programming language. I don't know why. I don't know why they think that, but they do. |
2021-03-26 |
|
| 1403 |
"Bad Signature" is the name of my new band. |
2021-03-16 |
|
| 1402 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, pass the parameter. |
2021-03-16 |
|
| 1401 |
Any time you can put less stuff in your level, it's probably a good idea. |
2021-03-06 |
|
| 1400 |
You don't want to be a GTA developer, that's all I'm saying. |
2021-03-03 |
|
| 1399 |
Back in the mists of time, the great programmers of the past understood these issues and the lame programmers of today, including me forgot. |
2021-02-28 |
|
| 1398 |
I tried to go to the GL Pixel store and buy the right pixels. |
2021-02-25 |
|
| 1397 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, it is not enough to merely create an init function...you gotta call it. |
2021-02-25 |
|
| 1396 |
If I were writing games, I would definitely write them in INTERCAL and not C++. |
2021-02-24 |
|
| 1395 |
I mean, there's nothing wrong with a job at Applebees, that's real work. But if you wanted to be programming, it's not ideal. |
2021-02-24 |
|
| 1394 |
It's just like any other thing in programming, there's an infinite amount of work that could go into improving it. |
2021-02-23 |
|
| 1393 |
Grapefruit is gross. I don't understand why anyone would ever eat a grapefruit. It doesn't make any sense to me. |
2021-02-23 |
|
| 1392 |
There comes a time when you have eaten all the chocolates, and there are no more chocolates. It is a very sad time. |
2021-02-23 |
|
| 1391 |
"Pitch" just reminds me of the black tar of code that I do not want to get stuck in. |
2021-02-23 |
|
| 1390 |
I don't see anyone solving hard problems with a package manager. I see them pooping out Stack Overflow code. Show me the hard problems! |
2021-02-15 |
|
| 1389 |
We do not make progress by merely by complaining about all the bad programmers, we also make progress by implementing useful functionality in a powerful way that works robustly, and so we shall continue to do that now. |
2021-02-15 |
|
| 1388 |
Sometimes clicking "start streaming" button is my way to get myself to start doing things that are useful. |
2021-02-15 |
|
| 1387 |
I started doing it at 4 in the morning, so you know it's high quality work. |
2021-02-15 |
|
| 1386 |
If you wanna succeed in the game industry, don't drop your 'optional' on the floor. |
2021-02-11 |
|
| 1385 |
Okay, look at all the log prints. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Log Prints. This is why it's going to be a little grindy. |
2021-02-11 |
|
| 1384 |
We gotta return the string, guys, otherwise we ain't going to succeed in the games industry. |
2021-02-11 |
|
| 1383 |
It looks so bad! It's like a web developer that made this font. |
2021-02-07 |
|
| 1382 |
JavaScript pays your bills for now? Yes, but it doesn't pay for the sadness you'll feel in twenty years when you look back and say, "I could have been a contender." |
2021-02-07 |
|
| 1381 |
This is a job for compile time execution, guys! |
2021-02-07 |
|
| 1380 |
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? |
2021-02-06 |
|
| 1379 |
This is going to be so stupid, it's amazing. |
2021-01-31 |
|
| 1378 |
The reason "DevOps" is popular is because it sounds like you're a secret agent or something, whereas "system administrator" sounds like you're a secretary that's why. That is the only reason. |
2021-01-28 |
|
| 1377 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, don't be a lose. |
2021-01-26 |
|
| 1376 |
Don't make mistakes. They are costly! |
2021-01-22 |
|
| 1375 |
The computer will not move the electrons around unless you use getters and setters. It just won't do it. The integrated circuit chips, the CPU clock will not oscillate up and down unless you call a getter. |
2021-01-22 |
|
| 1374 |
If you want to succeed in the gains industry, you gotta git gud. |
2021-01-21 |
|
| 1373 |
It's probably very simple, and therefore will take five hours to find. |
2021-01-21 |
|
| 1372 |
This caching is mostly working. But as you know, there's a big difference between mostly working, and all working. |
2021-01-21 |
|
| 1371 |
If I decide to make ill-advised purchases later, I'll get three of those. |
2021-01-19 |
|
| 1370 |
They call me Reverta Williams, game developer. |
2021-01-18 |
|
| 1369 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, do not mess up the rotates. It will not result in success. |
2021-01-15 |
|
| 1368 |
When you cast an integer to another size, you should cast the integer to the other size. THAT is my tip of how to succeed in the game industry that overrides all previous tips previously ever given, except any tip about getting good. |
2021-01-14 |
|
| 1367 |
Hey kids, if you wanna succeed in the game industry, don't divide by zero sixteen times at the start of every function. That's just a pro tip for you. I mean you might feel the need to be thorough to divide by zero of all kinds of different sizes just to make sure that you get all the zeros. |
2021-01-14 |
|
| 1366 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, after you do the pop-count you should store the result in the target register, otherwise it will not be correct. |
2020-12-17 |
|
| 1364 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry use the flag word that you meant to use, not the other one. |
2020-12-15 |
|
| 1365 |
Cpp is a programming language. It is named after the C programming language, but it's like when you're using C but you also really have to go to the bathroom, that's when you use cpp. |
2020-12-14 |
|
| 1363 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, name your flags the right thing. |
2020-12-06 |
|
| 1362 |
I'm planting the succeeds of my success in the game industry. If you want to succeed in the game industry, YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE FILE!! You have to save the file. That is pretty much a hundred percent guaranteed prerequisite. |
2020-12-06 |
|
| 1361 |
And C++ just said "Hold my beer" and made a ton of extremely more unfortunate decisions. |
2020-12-06 |
|
| 1360 |
We should just call this game "Push, push, push," and then people will think it's a pregnancy simulator. |
2020-12-04 |
|
| 1359 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, program better than I do. Alright? That's all I have to say. |
2020-12-01 |
|
| 1358 |
We are three times as far into the future as Max Headroom ever was. That's all I'm going to say about that. |
2020-11-30 |
|
| 1357 |
I turn 20 next year and I have an excellent memory. ... I totally lost my train of thought of why I was saying that. but I was saying it for a reason. |
2020-11-30 |
|
| 1356 |
Remember when I said that? Sometimes people say things, but then the way they live their life is not concomitant with the values that they express vocally. They say clean your room, but is their room clean? And so forth. I basically did that here. |
2020-11-30 |
|
| 1355 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, don't typo the thing that you're searching for. |
2020-11-30 |
|
| 1354 |
Kids, don't use macros. They're dangerous. |
2020-11-30 |
|
| 1353 |
Just learn to talk like a robot, and you too can write compiler error messages. |
2020-11-29 |
|
| 1352 |
If it doesn't solve a real problem, you don't want to do it. |
2020-11-29 |
|
| 1351 |
Sometimes I can program, even when I'm tired and punchy. |
2020-11-29 |
|
| 1350 |
Why does my web cam look so nice? That's just me. I look really nice. So ... I just make everything good. |
2020-11-29 |
|
| 1349 |
Bug fixing makes me hungry. |
2020-11-29 |
|
| 1348 |
We're basically three times as good as par. |
2020-11-28 |
|
| 1347 |
Everybody, that is the state of gaming on Linux: Pascal Penguin. |
2020-11-28 |
|
| 1346 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, just know someone that has three million dollars and walks up to you and says "Here, have three million dollars." And you go "Okay, thank you." .. Actually no, that's not really, .. cause most people would proceed to completely lose the three million dollars. That's not how it actually works. |
2020-11-27 |
|
| 1345 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, know someone who has 3 million dollars. |
2020-11-27 |
|
| 1343 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, fail. |
2020-11-15 |
|
| 1342 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry..... ahhhh |
2020-11-15 |
|
| 1341 |
He should make it $300/hour. Then everybody will be rich. Why are politicians so stupid? Just make the minimum wage $300 an hour. Every single American will just make tons of money. Everyone will be happy. It's so easy to solve these problems. |
2020-11-07 |
|
| 1340 |
In Europe they also don't know what ice tea is, so you can't trust Europeans about food. |
2020-11-01 |
|
| 1339 |
The people who wrote the (graphics device) drivers are a lot like current people running for president in that they don't give and f-k about you at all and don't care how hard of a time you have, and make your life needlessly painful. That is what I don't like about OpenGL. |
2020-10-31 |
|
| 1338 |
If you know the z-whatevering algorithm, you've pretty much mastered video games. |
2020-10-30 |
|
| 1337 |
But if you had nullable non-nullable types and algebraic mafingamabobbers then the manifold of the closure of the monad would have euler number 6. |
2020-10-29 |
|
| 1336 |
What's 30 Braids in decibels is what you guys should be asking. |
2020-10-28 |
|
| 1335 |
If you guys are not willing to read this much, this programming language is not for you. |
2020-10-28 |
|
| 1334 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, you have to be ready to snack. |
2020-10-24 |
|
| 1333 |
Syntax error: IQ too low. |
2020-10-23 |
|
| 1332 |
My favorite person in the games industry is Reverta Williams. |
2020-10-20 |
|
| 1331 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, put the code that's supposed to be outside the loop, outside the loop. Do you understand? |
2020-10-19 |
|
| 1330 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, don't files=1. |
2020-10-18 |
|
| 1329 |
128 bit boolean! I mean, sometimes you need to make sure that you have enough digits of accuracy in your boolean. That's just how it is. |
2020-10-17 |
|
| 1328 |
"Return Return". That's the name of my new programming language. |
2020-10-17 |
|
| 1327 |
"Index Index" is the name of my new band. |
2020-10-17 |
|
| 1326 |
We're in C++ so we have to say "++". That's the rule. |
2020-10-16 |
|
| 1325 |
If you've ever been volunteered to clean up the kitchen after a long night at the range, go ahead and smash that subscribe button. |
2020-10-15 |
|
| 1324 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, do not reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. |
2020-10-14 |
|
| 1323 |
I just want to compile a program. This is the simplest thing in programming. If you can't compile a program, you can't do programming. |
2020-10-04 |
|
| 1322 |
printf() has the 'F' for paying respects built in. That's how smart the makers of the C programming language were. |
2020-10-02 |
|
| 1321 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, do not rip-a-rooni. |
2020-10-01 |
|
| 1320 |
I drink tea out of Winnie the Pooh mugs, which is not even legal in large parts of Asia. |
2020-10-01 |
|
| 1319 |
I think I drink more tea than any other being in the universe. |
2020-09-30 |
|
| 1318 |
Okay. This is ass. |
2020-09-30 |
|
| 1317 |
Don't you know I went to the Black Dynamite School of Elevator Programming? |
2020-09-30 |
|
| 1316 |
The way that I succeed in life is keeping everything as absolutely simple as possible, right? Which often is quite complicated. |
2020-09-25 |
|
| 1315 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, return an integer. |
2020-09-24 |
|
| 1314 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, don't be a zero. |
2020-09-24 |
|
| 1313 |
All you have to do to make assert work is look up the spec for a file format and type in a ton of definitions. And then you can assert. That is how software works. You can't assert unless you do that. |
2020-09-24 |
|
| 1312 |
I'm sorry, but I'm too busy working on a compiler to invent Wonka Vision. |
2020-09-23 |
|
| 1311 |
See, to fix your program all you have to do is remove the printf's. It's serious high-end, elite programming. |
2020-09-08 |
|
| 1310 |
How about if I go back to programming, like it says in the stream title. Wouldn't that be a good thing? For everybody. |
2020-09-07 |
|
| 1309 |
So we're just making a little stack on the stack. I heard you like stacks so I made a stack on your stack so you can stack on your stack while you stack. |
2020-09-07 |
|
| 1308 |
I mean Visual Studio is bad, but VSCode is like playschool Visual Studio. Like, I don't... I don't even... |
2020-08-29 |
|
| 1307 |
This is good, we understand the universe now. |
2020-08-29 |
|
| 1306 |
I was wondering why chat was reasonably pleasant. |
2020-08-29 |
|
| 1305 |
Null is not an option here. |
2020-08-29 |
|
| 1304 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, you need to do more than comment. You need to actually write. |
2020-08-19 |
|
| 1303 |
Yeah, why would you program and design video games, when you can be a moose. I mean, think about it. |
2020-08-16 |
|
| 1302 |
Game development consists 100% of problems in the most generic sense. |
2020-08-07 |
|
| 1301 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, call update(). |
2020-08-05 |
|
| 1300 |
When you buttify, you have to spread. |
2020-07-23 |
|
| 1297 |
No wonder I'm so slow today. I'm at 30Hz. It's not going to go above 30. This is communist, guys. |
2020-07-19 |
|
| 1296 |
Semicolon expected after a declaration. That's the worst error message in the universe! |
2020-07-19 |
|
| 1295 |
We have string metaphors. I mean, we do have string figuratives also, but people say string figurative when they mean string literal, so we just gave up and made string figuratives and string literals be the same thing. And so when we did that, we had to make string metaphors, which are the old semantics of string figuratives. |
2020-07-19 |
|
| 1294 |
If you want to be a good programmer, use the speed parameter. And I don't mean snort speed... |
2020-07-15 |
|
| 1292 |
Let's face it, aioli IS mayonnaise, it's just pretending not to be. And it's just not as good as regular mayonnaise. |
2020-07-10 |
|
| 1291 |
C is what you retreat to after you've been too badly abused by C++. |
2020-07-10 |
|
| 1290 |
You're not allowed to criticize reasonable users for being confused by a bad ui. |
2020-07-10 |
|
| 1299 |
I mean I kind of 10% of the way want to make a Pepsiman sequel now. |
2020-07-01 |
|
| 1298 |
I kind of feel like the year 2021 is the year for a Pepsiman remake. |
2020-07-01 |
|
| 1293 |
Okay, see. Look. You just keep making random changes to your code. It's eventually correct. That's how you program. Especially if you use the unity game engine. |
2020-06-30 |
|
| 1285 |
We don't FU in this language. |
2020-06-29 |
|
| 1284 |
No! Infinity is not that high of a number. It's just seven, ef eight zero, zero zero zero zero. There's no Zeno's paradox there. Infinity is eight digits long guys. Eight digits! |
2020-06-29 |
|
| 1283 |
I'm sure glad I waited a month to fix that! |
2020-06-28 |
|
| 1282 |
I think that if your IQ is less than 7, you will have a hard time finishing the game. I think that is a true statement. An IQ of more than 7 is not a guarantee of finishing the game, because as we know, standardized tests do not exactly correlate with real world performance, so... |
2020-06-28 |
|
| 1281 |
Why don't you guys start talking about what colors you should use for Javascript syntax highlighting. I really would like to know that. What size protobufs should you use in order to get maximum syntax highlighting for Javascript? |
2020-06-28 |
|
| 1280 |
I can't believe people in chat are having a discussion about how long lines of code should be, maximum. What better way is there to prevent yourself from programming something useful and good that would help the world? |
2020-06-28 |
|
| 1289 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, make your arguments arguments, and not return values. |
2020-06-27 |
|
| 1288 |
Hear me out here, my idea for an operating system is that it should be obvious and clear which window has the focus and will respond to your keyboard input, okay? I know this is a revolutionary idea, but I think it's time has come. |
2020-06-26 |
|
| 1287 |
Honestly I have way too much to do but I might, just as a learning experience, poke around and make try to make something boot in a VM sometime just to do it. Like, that would be fun. I really shouldn't do that. I have so many things to do. But like, oh my God, I'm so tired of everything. |
2020-06-26 |
|
| 1286 |
I can't wait until this is done and I can start working on an operating system! |
2020-06-26 |
|
| 1279 |
Oh my god, guys. If you want to succeed the game industry, save your level. Pulitzer prize winning level. Not that the Pulitzer prize is worth anything anymore, but still. |
2020-06-23 |
|
| 1278 |
If you want to succeed the game industry don't leave the teapot spout whistler thing open or else it won't whistle. |
2020-06-22 |
|
| 1277 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, write the code. All of it. All of it, not just part of it. |
2020-06-22 |
|
| 1276 |
You'll die in the fire, so that's a minor problem with that plan. |
2020-06-20 |
|
| 1275 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, you have to make it so that you actually have to blow up the block to get to the exit. |
2020-06-20 |
|
| 1274 |
Do I like games that would be played by people from the Idiocracy? Not really. |
2020-06-19 |
|
| 1273 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, put the 'u' in 'guy'. Put the 'U' in 'GUY! |
2020-06-18 |
|
| 1272 |
Normally I eat a lot of chocolate. I haven't done that lately because I'm traveling, but I might have to have some chocolate for tonight. I think it is good for the mind. |
2020-06-17 |
|
| 1271 |
If there's one thing that there's not enough of on the internet and that we need more of it's memes. There just aren't enough memes. |
2020-06-16 |
|
| 1270 |
If you wanna succeed in the game industry, call update_hefts(). Don't just call update_nudges(). That's not good enough. |
2020-06-14 |
|
| 1269 |
If I can't make games anymore because I'm going senile, we had a good run. |
2020-06-12 |
|
| 1268 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, don't ship a game where the players see purple 'X's. |
2020-06-11 |
|
| 1267 |
We're doing this the efficient programmer way, but we could do this the modern programmer way. |
2020-06-11 |
|
| 1266 |
You have to decide to get serious. |
2020-06-10 |
|
| 1265 |
People ask me, "How do you succeed in the video game industry?" What do you do to give your game that little bit of extra bit of magic that other games aren't going to have to make people really notice your game and want to play it and tell their friends about it years from now. How do you do this? The answer is, when you add the phase shift, based on position, use croissant-uv instead of just linear-uv. |
2020-06-09 |
|
| 1264 |
We need to bring back villains that say "You have failed me for the last time." |
2020-06-09 |
|
| 1263 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, you have to remove the "times five hundred". |
2020-06-08 |
|
| 1262 |
I don't know guys. I'm ready to give up on game development right now. It was a good run. |
2020-06-08 |
|
| 1261 |
This looks good to me, for some definition of good. |
2020-06-07 |
|
| 1260 |
I need to set the bozo bit on myself because my gradient doesn't work. |
2020-06-07 |
|
| 1259 |
Well, it didn't take an hour to output red. |
2020-06-07 |
|
| 1258 |
All I want to be able to do is output a red pixel from a particle. That is all that I want to be able to do and it's going to take an hour and that's why programming is bad. |
2020-06-07 |
|
| 1257 |
What is this C# .... They wanted this to be as slow as possible |
2020-06-07 |
|
| 1256 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, edit the input file not the output file. |
2020-06-03 |
|
| 1255 |
Dude, we have so many if statements here, we just need to burn down most of them. This is crazy. |
2020-06-03 |
|
| 1254 |
At least it crashes really fast. |
2020-05-31 |
|
| 1253 |
This is officially the last time I use Uber eats. |
2020-05-30 |
|
| 1252 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, use both the i and j coordinates, don't just use the j coordinate, 'cause then your river won't flow in the right places. |
2020-05-30 |
|
| 1251 |
Do we support nullable types? Why yes, you can set pointers to null! |
2020-05-28 |
|
| 1250 |
If you just keep doing nuggets, you will succeed in the game industry, almost guaranteed. Just nuggets. You just keep nuggeting. |
2020-05-28 |
|
| 1249 |
Run far, far away from any web site that says modern C++ and you'll be fine. |
2020-05-28 |
|
| 1248 |
If you're not ignoring most of C++, you're doing it wrong. |
2020-05-28 |
|
| 1247 |
Working with Unreal Engine is like doing your taxes every day for the rest of your life. |
2020-05-14 |
|
| 1246 |
I don't know how much happiness is worth. Isn't that the story of life? |
2020-05-12 |
|
| 1245 |
[Casey] Why do all the games have to be bad? |
2020-05-10 |
|
| 1244 |
If you want to succeed in the games industry, do not forget the body arrow. |
2020-05-10 |
|
| 1243 |
Let's see if this gets me banned from twitch. |
2020-05-09 |
|
| 1242 |
If you're smart, you might never be as bad as JavaScript, but you don't want any java cooties ... you don't want those in your language. |
2020-05-09 |
|
| 1241 |
I would almost rather be programming in buttlang than C++ right now. |
2020-05-09 |
|
| 1240 |
I need brain chai. |
2020-05-07 |
|
| 1239 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, put the binary [in the distribution]. |
2020-05-05 |
|
| 1238 |
Maybe he was at a conference and kinda drunk when he said that. |
2020-05-05 |
|
| 1237 |
Usually when you have an array its full of stuff ... you know. |
2020-05-04 |
|
| 1236 |
Reading other people's websites about entity systems is wrong. |
2020-05-04 |
|
| 1232 |
Well, we printed some pointers. I hope you enjoyed those pointers. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1235 |
The job of an editor is to let me edit my text file! |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1234 |
If you're a JavaScript programmer who works at Facebook you're going to be fired in ten years, so it doesn't matter. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1233 |
It's the year two-thousand and twenty. I have a new desktop PC which was delivered to me in the year two-thousand and twenty that cost $3000 at least and I can't edit, in emacs, in real-time a file that's half a megabyte. I'm not talking about pasting half a megabyte. I'm taking about pasting ten characters into the middle of half a megabyte. Dude, I can copy half a megabyte I don't know how many frames per second, [..] but it's a lot of frames per second. This software is so broken! |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1231 |
Sometimes your game is better when it uses more pixels. That's just how it is. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1230 |
So Lana's still up. She looks kind of tired, so let's raid her. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1229 |
Thank you! I'm quitting video games and all programming for ever. The end. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1228 |
Microservices is one of those trendy things that in five years, people won't be doing anymore. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1227 |
I'm dying of old age while we're waiting for a breakpoint to hit. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1226 |
We deleted all the code that makes the CPU keep us warm by spinning all the time. |
2020-05-03 |
|
| 1225 |
I hate to say it, we're going to have to delete our deletions, and start over. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1224 |
We can't have a code deletion party on an empty stomach. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1222 |
That's how you debug, okay? You don't plod through in the debugger until you see exactly the tiny thing that goes wrong. You do it until you get a picture of the situation and use that picture of the situation combined with your knowledge of what your trying to do and the knowledge of the system as a whole to jump to conclusions. You want to jump to conclusions. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1221 |
This is getting to be a very deep rabbit hole very fast. [...] At this point you give up, you stop programming and you play video games. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1223 |
Therefore, press F to pay respects. [...] I feel like the majority of our streaming audience does have respect. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1220 |
See, I just had to turn on part of my brain. It could have taken me two more hours of plodding through this kind of debugging. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1219 |
I can already feel today I'm at like about a 50% brainpower day. Which is not that bad. Like you can get a lot done on a 50% brainpower day, but I can already tell this is taking me longer to figure out than it should. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1218 |
32-bit numbers seem so small now.! They're so quaint. |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1217 |
We did the wrong thing. How is this even working? |
2020-05-02 |
|
| 1215 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, compile your compiler before you compile your thing with your compiler. |
2020-05-01 |
|
| 1214 |
If you start doing modern template meta-programming to do the equivalent of this, you're going to have a un-understandable disaster very quickly. |
2020-05-01 |
|
| 1213 |
No, I need tea! How are we ever going to get back under fifty thousand [LOC] if I don't have tea? |
2020-05-01 |
|
| 1216 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, don't put the next instruction in the middle of the current instruction. |
2020-04-30 |
|
| 1212 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, capitalize the letter 'K'. |
2020-04-28 |
|
| 1211 |
See, we were good, we're a good person. We were Gallant right there. Gallant comments his things that will not be obvious to people when they look at the code. |
2020-04-27 |
|
| 1210 |
I can't say "UB" except in sarcasm quotes, I'm sorry. |
2020-04-27 |
|
| 1209 |
I see how you could disagree. You'd be wrong, but I see how you could disagree. |
2020-04-26 |
|
| 1207 |
Mouse-wheel to switch weapons is a crime against humanity. Don't ever do it if you make a game. |
2020-04-25 |
|
| 1206 |
Saying that your programming language is self-hosting and that that's a big deal and that that's worth telling people about, that's like driving an old rusty Hyundai to work, like you bought a used Hyundai, not even a new Hyundai, know what I mean? |
2020-04-24 |
|
| 1208 |
Real life is not that good of a game. Real life is a really unfair game that is very slow and tedious. |
2020-04-23 |
|
| 1205 |
I'm smoking crack. |
2020-04-20 |
|
| 1204 |
cmuratori: Look we need to talk about monads in Go (gonads), etc. |
2020-04-20 |
|
| 1203 |
We do not order pineapple on pizza in this house. |
2020-04-19 |
|
| 1202 |
I don't feel that our problem with computers right now is that our mobile bandwidth is not high enough. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1201 |
I'll get really annoyed and fire everybody and shut down the company and cancel all the games. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1200 |
Usually I'm afraid of commitment, but now I'm finally ready. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1199 |
Visual Studio makes me dislike programming so much that I'm going to eat a large bag of Reese's Pieces and get fat and die. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1198 |
I didn't pay thousands of dollars for this program to do your janitorial work for you. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1197 |
We are going to break everything today, and it's gonna be Awesome. |
2020-04-18 |
|
| 1196 |
If you want to succeed in the game industry, just succeed in the game industry. |
2020-04-15 |
|
| 1195 |
You don't ever want to design Portal 2 if you can help it. |
2020-04-13 |
|
| 1194 |
In that way that the universe is complicated and surprising and will mess you up, we can't just do that. |
2020-04-12 |
|
| 1193 |
I"ve never seen an indie game with colored beams. [/sarc] |
2020-04-12 |
|
| 1192 |
It's The Talos Laser. |
2020-04-12 |
|
| 1191 |
I've been running out of my favorite flavors of quarantea. |
2020-04-12 |
|
| 1190 |
I feel like I'm losing 50 IQ points per text. |
2020-04-12 |
|
| 1189 |
Life has taught me that the masses have poor taste in many things, and if you just cater to what you think that taste is, you probably won't create things that are very special. |
2020-04-09 |
|
| 1188 |
I wish I had some parameters I could tweak that were the make-it-look-good parameters. |
2020-04-05 |
|
| 1187 |
We have a superpower. Our superpower is that we're old. |
2020-04-04 |
|
| 1186 |
This is the natural eigenvector of twitch chat. |
2020-03-29 |
|
| 1185 |
All journalists are tabloid journalists these days, broh. |
2020-03-28 |
|
| 1184 |
Some people want to beat their head against a brick wall really hard over and over until they succeed. And some people just want a sooth ride with no challenge and those latter people will never amount to anything in life but that's still what they want, so let them choose that. |
2020-03-27 |
|
| 1183 |
No hints! I'm trying to play the game as God intended. |
2020-03-27 |
|
| 1182 |
My meat is culling incorrectly. |
2020-03-26 |
|
| 1181 |
Valve does not really believe in game design, in my opinion. |
2020-03-26 |
|
| 1180 |
Saying ideas is not worth that much. You have to do the ideas in a way that actually works. |
2020-03-25 |
|
| 1179 |
Sometimes in life you have to miss something really good. |
2020-03-24 |
|
| 1178 |
This was from a Polaroid camera that one of the event organizer had and its very hipster, like the pictures come out pre-sepia toned and faded which I guess is part of the appeal of having a Polaroid camera. |
2020-03-24 |
|
| 1177 |
Beam turd |
2020-03-20 |
|
| 1176 |
I just wanted to do work today, and this is how computers reward me for that. |
2020-03-19 |
|
| 1175 |
It's like Twitch wants to be Idiocracy. |
2020-02-02 |
|
| 1174 |
This is just The Sims with guns. |
2020-01-05 |
|
| 1173 |
Dude, isn't that going to be terrible? At some point, if game programming is unionized, there'll be a thing that says you CAN'T do more than 10 lines of code a day. |
2020-01-02 |
|
| 1172 |
Oh, oh. Got little beef jerkies in my keyboard. |
2020-01-02 |
|
| 1171 |
At this point I may have channeled all the wisdom that I know how to give about how to succeed in the game industry. |
2019-12-31 |
|
| 1170 |
Baby Yoda is not going to succeed in the game industry. |
2019-12-31 |
|
| 1169 |
C++ is the king of bad names for standard components. |
2019-12-31 |
|
| 1168 |
Computers are over. |
2019-12-31 |
|
| 1167 |
I heard that Apple is doing okay, financially. I'm not sure if that's true. |
2019-12-09 |
|
| 1166 |
I don't know which Visual Studio this is. |
2019-12-09 |
|
| 1165 |
I'm a computer scientist gamer for life and I can't buy a music pack from Steam. |
2019-12-07 |
|
| 1164 |
The VR isn't making this better. In fact it's making it worse. |
2019-12-03 |
|
| 1163 |
You're a computer nerd, you're never going to want that cable to be rolled up again. Screw you, buddy. |
2019-12-03 |
|
| 1162 |
I give them an 8 out of 10 at trying to be Apple, packaging-wise. |
2019-12-03 |
|
| 1161 |
If you think that sounds reasonable, you already have Stockholm syndrome. |
2019-12-02 |
|
| 1160 |
How do I only have hovering rock syndrome when time goes slow? |
2019-12-02 |
|
| 1159 |
The most interesting computational work is not being done in Javascript. |
2019-11-30 |
|
| 1158 |
Freedom isn't free, it costs a buck-o-nine, as you know. |
2019-11-29 |
|
| 1156 |
I'm not a fan of cancel culture, but undefined behavior culture needs to get cancelled by cancel culture. |
2019-11-17 |
|
| 1157 |
Computers can do tens of things - it's the year 2020. Although the Windows console is kinda slow. |
2019-11-16 |
|
| 1155 |
Coroutines are great until they're not, at which point they're horrible. |
2019-11-02 |
|
| 1154 |
It's like this, but it's not like this. |
2019-10-20 |
|
| 1153 |
People are basically crazy. |
2019-10-16 |
|
| 1152 |
Yeah, I worked on The Witness a little bit. |
2019-10-16 |
|
| 1151 |
That's almost, like, not totally unreasonable. |
2019-10-08 |
|
| 1150 |
At some point we're going to rewrite all this. It might not be before shipping the game. |
2019-10-03 |
|
| 1149 |
I think the next feature is we hang out in chat for a little bit. |
2019-10-02 |
|
| 1148 |
People could be watching the squad! |
2019-09-13 |
|
| 1147 |
I don't know. I think i quit video games and go into financial management now. |
2019-09-02 |
|
| 1146 |
I mean, who doesn't want a game where you slalom flowers? |
2019-09-02 |
|
| 1145 |
Video games: they often don't make a lot of sense. |
2019-08-22 |
|
| 1144 |
Yeah, I just live in some other reality. |
2019-08-20 |
|
| 1143 |
If you really wanna weight lift, you should eat a lot of pizzas. |
2019-08-20 |
|
| 1142 |
Most lines of code are pollution. |
2019-08-19 |
|
| 1141 |
I apologize, but it's the Web. |
2019-08-17 |
|
| 1140 |
You get reasonable error messages for some definition of reasonable. |
2019-08-17 |
|
| 1139 |
We will start in 1.173265 minutes. |
2019-08-17 |
|
| 1138 |
Then we had this thing where we decided to switch to phones because it's much better to type on phones and create content on phones. |
2019-08-17 |
|
| 1137 |
We'll give slowpokes six minutes to get here, |
2019-08-17 |
|
| 1136 |
I don't know. $20 million isn't enough. That's only $4 million a year. I mean that's find when you're a youngster |
2019-08-14 |
|
| 1135 |
I had a plan. And a canal. Panama! |
2019-08-12 |
|
| 1134 |
Any time you can speed up your program by a factor of 20, you did a good job that day. It maybe because you did a bad job on previous days, but you did a good job that day when you sped your program up by 20...if it's still correct. |
2019-08-12 |
|
| 1133 |
0.2 Witnesses is still a substantial amount of work, but it's tractable. |
2019-08-12 |
|
| 1132 |
If you build your entire game around Unity, or in Unity, then you aren't making progress towards making your own game engine. |
2019-08-12 |
|
| 1131 |
Dude, When I was 20, I didn't feel that young, but 20 is so young, dude, oh my god. If I could go be 20 again but know what I know now, I would probably still program a lot. |
2019-08-11 |
|
| 1130 |
If you're going to be a bad programmer, be a bad programmer like the kind that never do anything, because then your bad code can never get out and damage things in the world. Be like that kind of bad. |
2019-08-11 |
|
| 1129 |
Let's order a food. |
2019-08-11 |
|
| 1128 |
I wonder if I'm getting sick. I don't want to give any of you guys my germs over the internet. |
2019-08-11 |
|
| 1127 |
I have no respect for linkers. |
2019-08-05 |
|
| 1126 |
That may not be hard, but it may be hard. |
2019-08-05 |
|
| 1125 |
I am not a...person. |
2019-08-04 |
|
| 1124 |
So that's a little bit sus. |
2019-08-04 |
|
| 1123 |
Man, we made gains today. We drank our protein shake, and we made gains. |
2019-08-03 |
|
| 1122 |
It's going to be HUUUUUUUGE, like the Mexican border wall! |
2019-08-02 |
|
| 1121 |
Philosopher's Stone is a better title. It is one syllable longer, though. Maybe the dumb Americans can't handle one extra syllable. |
2019-08-02 |
|
| 1120 |
I've always wanted to level up on a streaming channel. |
2019-08-02 |
|
| 1119 |
Once upon a time this was an empty file containing nothing. And I said, "I wish that I could make a programming language as wonderful and amazing as the mighty JavaScript. I wonder if I can do that?" And who knows if we'll succeed, but we've made some progress in that direction. |
2019-08-02 |
|
| 1118 |
There's code here that's, like, disagreeing. |
2019-08-01 |
|
| 1117 |
If I'm this dumb, and I can still make compilers, anybody can. |
2019-08-01 |
|
| 1115 |
I feel like we're just kicking the can up the stack. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1114 |
Debug mode is like Depeche Mode, but slower. Debug mode is like Depeche Mode covered by Neu. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1113 |
Once you've done damage in the universe, you have to fix it. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1112 |
Just make things good before you release them, bro. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1111 |
We're just not like crappy pixel-art indie. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1110 |
By the time you report an error, you've given up on life. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1109 |
If we all had a little bit less Microsoft software in our lives, and a little more pizza, everybody would be happier. |
2019-07-31 |
|
| 1108 |
I just think I've been programming too much lately, because my brain literally was not even on for the past hour. |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1107 |
If only this program had been written in Rust and used goroutines, this wouldn't have happened. |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1106 |
Can somebody teach me programming languages? |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1105 |
Okay, I get the programmer dunce cap because I spent an hour on this |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1104 |
Joe Rogan gets at least 250 people for each podcast. |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1103 |
Good news everybody. We are now indexing a nil value, which is how you know we've really been doing some work. |
2019-07-30 |
|
| 1102 |
"Protobufs never halt". That's the name of the new James Bond Movie. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1101 |
Life is not a bowl of cherries, it is a plate of cherries. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1100 |
We can compile a program faster than cloc can count the lines in it. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1099 |
You know when you look under your bed and there's like hairballs and cat barf because you had a cat 10 years ago and it died and you never cleaned under your bed, that's what we're doing right now. Or like you forgot you had a cat, and there's a dead cat under the bed? You're like "Oh, that's what's been going on." |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1098 |
Don't write garbage software, and your software won't have to get collected. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1097 |
We proto'd our buf successfully. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1096 |
People still have plenty of time to do their protobufs before demo day. |
2019-07-29 |
|
| 1094 |
I'm not going to beg people to use the language. I'm going to make it the best thing to use for many applications, and then smart people will use it. The end. |
2019-07-26 |
|
| 1093 |
I think we need to burn the web down and start over. |
2019-07-26 |
|
| 1092 |
Well, I'm glad to be rid of those 200 lines because some of them were hairy and I was scared of them. |
2019-07-26 |
|
| 1091 |
It's amazing how much of programming is realizing you didn't save the file correctly before you go off on a half hour debugging spree. That saves you so much time! |
2019-07-26 |
|
| 1090 |
I don't know why you don't think our game works, because clearly 60% of the time it works all the time. |
2019-07-26 |
|
| 1116 |
How frickin' crazy is that? It's better than a real language. A real language wouldn't be this good. |
2019-07-24 |
|
| 1089 |
Replacement?!? C'mon, you can't replace things! |
2019-07-24 |
|
| 1088 |
Sometimes we do things and they actually make sense. |
2019-07-24 |
|
| 1095 |
If the Romans made the fricken internet, it wouldn't go down like this all the time! |
2019-07-23 |
|
| 1087 |
[doing a Jedi handwave] You do not want to go in that direction, says the game. |
2019-07-21 |
|
| 1086 |
Don't punish people for exploring! |
2019-07-21 |
|
| 1085 |
Every editor based on Eclipse cannot open a 4mb file. I'm not surprised. I mean, who would *ever* have a file as large as 4 megabytes? That's just ridiculous? What are you even thinking? Why would you put four million bytes into the same file? Everybody knows that if you're programming, each file is supposed to have at most 100 lines of code, and then you're supposed to have 30,000 files. That's the understandable way to make your program. Don't you know anything? |
2019-07-21 |
|
| 1084 |
OMG This view bob is gonna drive me nuts. I think I'm going to be ill from this view bob. [...] OMG That was the worst view bob in the universe. |
2019-07-21 |
|
| 1083 |
I need a separate streaming PC. Windows is so bad, that you can't actually run multiple programs on the same computer. |
2019-07-21 |
|
| 1082 |
Doxygen is not ok. |
2019-07-04 |
|
| 1081 |
Ray Kurzweil thinks he's going to be immortal, and he's older than me, so who knows? |
2019-06-14 |
|
| 1080 |
Thanks, Windows, for trying to pretend like you didn't reboot my machine! |
2019-06-14 |
|
| 1079 |
Our entire society does not have the capability to produce working software right now. |
2019-05-11 |
|
| 1078 |
I'm not in any secret societies that I know of. If I'm in one, it's so secret that I'm not knowing that I'm in it. That would be pretty cool, right: You start a society that's so secret you induct people against their knowledge. |
2019-05-11 |
|
| 1077 |
I'm offended by how crappy that was. |
2019-05-11 |
|
| 1076 |
Oh look at all these mangled names. They're so cute. |
2019-05-11 |
|
| 1075 |
My parents bought me a TRS-80 color computer. Best thing they ever did. |
2019-05-11 |
|
| 1074 |
Sometimes you just need to break eggs before you can unbreak eggs. |
2019-05-10 |
|
| 1073 |
It looks like it's for 14 year olds, and if you're 14, that's fine. |
2019-05-07 |
|
| 1072 |
Green threads is the entity component system of 2016. |
2019-05-06 |
|
| 1071 |
Shawarma? I don't like Marvel movies. |
2019-05-05 |
|
| 1070 |
Oh my god, the flat earth people were right all along! |
2019-04-29 |
|
| 1069 |
For game play purposes, you don't want people to feel super constipated all the time. |
2019-04-26 |
|
| 1068 |
Call this group the end-zone, which is different from a friend-zone, but not that different. |
2019-04-26 |
|
| 1067 |
That's not what "fantastical" means, asshole. God, if you're going to write for the game, learn what words mean. |
2019-04-20 |
|
| 1066 |
Who fucking designed this game? |
2019-04-17 |
|
| 1065 |
Why would I ask the robot? The robot doesn't know anything. |
2019-04-17 |
|
| 1064 |
I'll check it out. Except they reviewed it on Polygon, so maybe I shouldn't play it. |
2019-04-17 |
|
| 1063 |
Emacs seems like the American space program in the 1990s and 2000s. |
2019-04-16 |
|
| 1062 |
I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that. Args out of range. |
2019-04-16 |
|
| 1061 |
There was this phrase, I forget exactly what it was, but like, "The compiler is smarter than you are" or whatever, and it's not true. It's smarter than you are if you're a bozo. |
2019-04-16 |
|
| 1060 |
You put your ass in the chair, you DO IT, and then you have something to feel good about. |
2019-04-14 |
|
| 1059 |
LLVM stands for Long Looping Virtual Machine. |
2019-04-13 |
|
| 1058 |
Let me get a food, and then we'll continue programming. |
2019-04-13 |
|
| 1057 |
I've never seen Agile end in the mass murder of millions of people, but maybe that is yet to happen. |
2019-04-13 |
|
| 1056 |
People who use the word "code smell" have code smell. |
2019-04-12 |
|
| 1055 |
If it's the Hacker News trend of the week, I don't know what it is. |
2019-04-12 |
|
| 1054 |
Doing good work on the modern Internet involves ignoring a lot of people. |
2019-04-12 |
|
| 1053 |
I'm just gonna cancel everything and stop programming. |
2019-04-11 |
|
| 1052 |
Dude, I gotta write an operating system! |
2019-04-09 |
|
| 1051 |
Full-time streamer. I'm gonna play Apex Legends and Dota 2 Autochess. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and have a bunch of 12-year-olds as my audience. |
2019-04-09 |
|
| 1050 |
So ass-tastically slow. |
2019-04-09 |
|
| 1049 |
If it doesn't have an underscore, you're not doing data oriented design. |
2019-04-06 |
|
| 1048 |
There is zero amount of UB in this language. We do not respect the concept of UB. UB stands for "Ugly Bullshit" and I'll have none of it. |
2019-04-06 |
|
| 1047 |
This is just really not what I want to be seeing. |
2019-04-06 |
|
| 1046 |
How did they manage to make even the scrollbar hard to use? |
2019-04-06 |
|
| 1045 |
\q+ Somebody give me an operating system that doesn't close all my programs every random() MOD 8 number of nights, and that actually works! |
2019-04-06 |
|
| 1044 |
We just need to push the reboot button on every technical decision involved in the world wide web. |
2019-04-05 |
|
| 1043 |
Someday I'll fix that. I swear. |
2019-04-05 |
|
| 1042 |
There's gotta be like a spaceship operator version of this, right? |
2019-04-04 |
|
| 1041 |
Okay, whatever. I vented into the comment. |
2019-04-04 |
|
| 1040 |
People ask me how do you succeed in game development - and the answer is save the file. If you don't save the file, you will not succeed in game development. |
2019-03-17 |
|
| 1039 |
That's some Einstein shit right there. |
2019-03-13 |
|
| 1038 |
Fricking orcs. Orcs are bad. |
2019-03-02 |
|
| 1037 |
This is what happens when you burn everything to the ground, it's like... you've got problems. |
2019-02-28 |
|
| 1036 |
I know how to program! I went to two week coding boot camp! |
2019-02-28 |
|
| 1035 |
There's always more swamp to drain. |
2019-02-27 |
|
| 1034 |
This game's going to be so baller when it's done. |
2019-02-27 |
|
| 1033 |
[In Zambia] The truck driver was trying to smuggle us past the 12-year old gang members with assault rifles. It was a pretty complete Africa experience. We rode on the truck with like 16 people piled into it. |
2019-02-27 |
|
| 1032 |
I need angry fruit salad. Can't program without angry fruit salad!! |
2019-02-27 |
|
| 1031 |
I've made that bug before. |
2019-02-25 |
|
| 1030 |
I can't watch super hero movies any more. If I'm ever going to still be a good programmer, especially in my older ages, I need to preserve my brain cells, you know what I'm saying? ... I can't keep killing them with super hero movies. |
2019-02-25 |
|
| 1029 |
That's a cleaner pizza pie. |
2019-02-25 |
|
| 1028 |
When your syntax highlighting looks like angry fruit salad, how does that help you anyway? |
2019-02-24 |
|
| 1027 |
See, read the code. Don't just assume. You know what happens when you assume? Then you have to drink some tea. |
2019-02-23 |
|
| 1026 |
My preferred keyboard is one that does not have a user experience. |
2019-02-23 |
|
| 1025 |
We're going to have to actually look at what the code is doing, as opposed to just typing things. |
2019-02-06 |
|
| 1024 |
Sometimes that's what programming is like. You try to do a two minute thing, and then you become very sad. |
2019-02-06 |
|
| 1023 |
If I hadn't played video games until 3 in the morning, I probably would have done that right the first time. |
2019-02-06 |
|
| 1022 |
Maybe I should do something where I just, like, drop a nuke on the chat and ban everybody once in a while. That would be good. |
2019-02-06 |
|
| 1021 |
I need gems more than they need a working spaceship. |
2019-02-04 |
|
| 1020 |
I'm using my brilliant that would have won the Peloponnesian War! |
2019-02-04 |
|
| 1019 |
Come on laptop! I only paid $4000 for you. |
2019-01-27 |
|
| 1018 |
I heard C++ is a character in the next Mortal Kombat game, so have fun with that. |
2019-01-27 |
|
| 1017 |
What if you want to make a really positive integer at some point? 10 megabytes might not be enough. |
2019-01-09 |
|
| 1016 |
Dude! If fputs behaves differently than puts, then I'm not gonna use it out of sheer principle. |
2019-01-07 |
|
| 1015 |
We've already basically played everything tonight. Basically. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1014 |
We might start an international incident if we play this. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1013 |
What do I ever say that's important? The code is important! |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1012 |
Let's start by being the change we want to see in the world. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1011 |
Ghostbusters is not a good movie. I hate to say it. I hate to say it! |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1010 |
It's the year 2020. Everything is flat now, 'cause that's the universe we live in. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1009 |
It's all flat design, because it's the year 2020. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1008 |
"Windows is stinky" is the conclusion we're coming to. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1007 |
Web programming is the janitor work of programming. |
2019-01-06 |
|
| 1006 |
You know, sometimes people as me how do you get into the game industry, how do you really succeed? And I say the answer is don't snake, snake, but sometimes even I'm not able to avoid snake, snaking apparently, so maybe I just have to quit. Maybe my life is sad. |
2019-01-03 |
|
| 1005 |
There are 11 time zones in this code. |
2019-01-03 |
|
| 1004 |
The people who make these editors are a word you can't say anymore because it hurts peoples feelings. |
2019-01-03 |
|
| 1003 |
Why are all editors terrible? I don't understand. |
2019-01-03 |
|
| 1002 |
Man, if only I'd never cleaned this up, we wouldn't have introduced new bugs. |
2019-01-03 |
|
| 1001 |
Fullstack means web, and web means bad. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 1000 |
I think you're scraping the bottom of the barrel to get quotes just to get to a thousand. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 999 |
I might have to stop and be contemplative... while I'm debugging. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 998 |
What I'm doing today is obviously not the optimum, but it's clearly the best thing I can do after 37 years of experience programming. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 997 |
This is a family channel. We're only playing this for educational purposes. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 996 |
Computer people are weird to begin with, and they don't have social skills, and whatever. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 995 |
The police arrested my correct code. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 994 |
This UI is so modern that I can't figure out how to do it. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 993 |
You can't say my opinion about clock cycles is wrong! |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 992 |
Civilization is declining, is basically what's happening. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 991 |
Wrap everything in 17 smart pointers. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 990 |
If you can win at Zachtronics games, you know what efficient parallelism is like. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 989 |
As long as I can say I'm kicking off another process, I don't care that much, and I can go eat my Cheetos and go home. That's most web people. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 988 |
Probably very few arguments are actually worth having. So my goal is I'm just gonna keep making stuff, and if my opinions are right, then I should be able to succeed just by making stuff that's better than what's out there. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 987 |
I'm gonna go into 2019 in a good mood. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 986 |
They've calibrated their methods in a world of easy problems. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 985 |
Productivity per engineer-hour is a measurable number. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 984 |
When I'm designing this programming language, I'm doing it in a chef-like way. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 983 |
Everything is so screwed and there's so little I can do about it. |
2019-01-01 |
|
| 982 |
What kind of game do you think this is? Of course there's a struct "Egg". |
2018-12-26 |
|
| 981 |
We're gonna need an intense fuzz session on that. |
2018-12-26 |
|
| 980 |
If your code doesn't have some Mega Warnings in it, it's not good. |
2018-12-26 |
|
| 979 |
Successful language design is about realism. |
2018-12-25 |
|
| 978 |
Let's see if my laptop opens correctly... |
2018-12-25 |
|
| 977 |
If there is no constructor then clearly... etc.! |
2018-12-25 |
|
| 976 |
You don't want your compiler to die on a thousand indie games. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 975 |
We just want to be all Mike Acton and understand our data now. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 974 |
That's yesterday's news. Now we're building tunnels under Los Angeles. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 973 |
Oh my god, I'm so stupid. We're gonna keep doing it this way, but I'm stupid. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 972 |
Be better. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 971 |
I don't do Modern C++. I do Medieval C++. |
2018-12-23 |
|
| 970 |
Computers are wasting your time every day, all the time, forever. |
2018-12-22 |
|
| 969 |
That is not the right code. Don't type that. |
2018-12-22 |
|
| 968 |
Literally I'm growing old RIGHT NOW. |
2018-12-22 |
|
| 967 |
If your number is smaller than 100 million, I'm not impressed. |
2018-12-20 |
|
| 966 |
That crapifies the build process. |
2018-12-15 |
|
| 965 |
If You Don't Atan2, This Industry Does Not Need You. |
2018-12-12 |
|
| 964 |
This is a game about society. |
2018-12-12 |
|
| 963 |
We are in the middle of not knowing right now. |
2018-12-12 |
|
| 962 |
I feel like I'm being Jebaited here. |
2018-12-12 |
|
| 961 |
Oh snap! I made a junior varsity error. |
2018-12-11 |
|
| 960 |
That's just how you do it. It's like you go to the weight room. You do a 10 pound weight, then a 15 pound weight next time, and then a 20 pound weight, and before you know it, you're staring in Terminator 7. |
2018-12-10 |
|
| 959 |
Let's get into trouble! |
2018-12-10 |
|
| 958 |
I'm Batman. |
2018-12-09 |
|
| 957 |
We've got to figure out which chain-link is not fencing. |
2018-12-09 |
|
| 956 |
That's not gonna make people not sick. |
2018-12-08 |
|
| 955 |
It's gonna get Team Fortress'd. |
2018-12-08 |
|
| 954 |
It's like famous Hollywood actor Carl Weathers says: "Now you've got a tea going." |
2018-12-08 |
|
| 953 |
This is one of those levels where you look at it and you just think "What the fuck?" |
2018-12-04 |
|
| 952 |
It's not hard to beat Emacs. |
2018-12-04 |
|
| 951 |
Drag, baby! |
2018-12-03 |
|
| 950 |
Dude, Javascript is the best programming language in the world because the dough's so good, because of the New York water. |
2018-12-03 |
|
| 949 |
Now I did just say "Man was not meant to drink chai through a straw", but I kind of wonder, what if it was one of those Starbucks cookie straws. Would that then be a drinkable chai situation? I think it might be. |
2018-12-02 |
|
| 948 |
Man is not meant to drink chai through a straw. |
2018-12-02 |
|
| 947 |
We're not quite at the chai line, but we're getting there. |
2018-12-02 |
|
| 946 |
Oh my GOD! A global variable!! What the hell?!? |
2018-12-01 |
|
| 945 |
Maybe people just need to have patience. It's not like they're waiting an hour for a cloud or something. |
2018-12-01 |
|
| 944 |
Maximum public approval has never really been my goal. |
2018-11-28 |
|
| 943 |
Walking to the right is dangerous business. |
2018-11-25 |
|
| 942 |
No monsters were harmed in the making of this game. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 941 |
No monsters were harmed in the making of this program. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 940 |
You know. Kitten, bunny, squirrel. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 939 |
Any games I'm looking forward to? Hmm... Stephen's Sausage Roll 2... Stephen's Sausage Roll 3, Stephen's Sausage Roll 4... and Mountain King 2. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 938 |
Uh oh, I messed that up. I was trying to hit F and I hit G... for Gamer. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 937 |
Never thought I'd be a barber. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 936 |
We're gonna push some blocks like we often do in this game. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 935 |
I don't know how people who use Photoshop don't commit suicide in droves. It's a PERFECTLY FINE program for 1992. |
2018-11-24 |
|
| 934 |
Someone is fired. |
2018-11-23 |
|
| 933 |
It's absolutely ridiculous. It's the Chronicles of Ridic. |
2018-11-22 |
|
| 932 |
Could be a big bag of baggers. |
2018-11-22 |
|
| 931 |
I just wanted a little more... you know, nade-age. |
2018-11-22 |
|
| 930 |
Maybe in Half-Life 3, Gordon Freeman is a firefighter. |
2018-11-22 |
|
| 929 |
We're still 0-bagging, but we're survivor-baggin'. Like Bilbo Baggins was a survivor, you know? |
2018-11-19 |
|
| 928 |
They should just put a line on the ground. Pretend it's part of the Super Combat Man Combat HUD. |
2018-11-19 |
|
| 927 |
This guy wasn't even a gamer. |
2018-11-19 |
|
| 926 |
Don't play like it's PUBG, play like it's COD. |
2018-11-19 |
|
| 925 |
I can happily announce that plans for today's 0-bagger have been cancelled. |
2018-11-19 |
|
| 924 |
Just like CNN, we're gonna call the results of the election before all the votes have been tallied. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 923 |
Cable tension is dangerous business. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 922 |
Now I'm wishing I'd ended on the "This is the last game" game. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 921 |
I just don't play games for 12 year olds, so I'm not used to it. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 920 |
Time flies sometimes. I don't know where it goes. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 919 |
Once you lost your peppermint chocolate, things are dire! |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 918 |
There's at least three levels now. There's coder, programmer and engineer. Coder is if you work at Twitter. Programmer is if you work at Infinity War. Engineer is if you work at IBM or NASA. The People who use only JavaScript are definitely coders, or think they're coders. Maybe there's even a fourth level below coder. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 917 |
Dude, it's like I'm talking to a college sophomore or something. |
2018-11-18 |
|
| 916 |
Anytime you say "cached_" anything, it's a little bit scary. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 915 |
Aim for the head and play like you own the place. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 914 |
Dude, I hate this game! |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 912 |
That guy was a bathroom-hider. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 911 |
I'm not a hide-in-the-bathroom player. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 910 |
You should be constantly evaluating what you think you know, and modifying it based on your experience. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 909 |
They're these bad doughy slices of low-quality ingredients. Sorry, that's just how it is. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 908 |
New York pizza is really bad. |
2018-11-12 |
|
| 907 |
I'm gonna bang this guy when I come in. |
2018-10-24 |
|
| 906 |
God, this thing steers like a cow. Like a drunken cow! |
2018-10-23 |
|
| 905 |
I do have to think more like a gamer, it's true. I've gotta game harder. [starts opening wingsuit] Look, I'm gaming right now! |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 904 |
If I had found a weapon that was on the blockchain that time, I think I really would have owned that guy. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 902 |
Dude, Elite Lounge, it's poppin'! It's got green frogs! |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 901 |
I'm not that much of a school guy. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 900 |
That is a very wrappery wrapper. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 898 |
Pointers are scary. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 897 |
It's not just zero, it's 0x0000000000000000. Cursor is very close to that, it's 0x0000000000000001. They should compare about equal in if statements and stuff. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 896 |
You know who was on the Visual Studio programming team? Ali G. Here's when he was consulting with the Visual Studio team on designing the interface: [plays video of Ali G saying "nine nine nine nine nine..."] He was an intern at Microsoft when they were wondering how many zeroes to put here. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 895 |
Casey won't show me the game. He's a very stubborn person. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 894 |
The idea that any professional programmer would rely on a random website hosting their source control is bananas. I don't understand. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 893 |
I'm not that prepared for loose-leaf prep EXCEPT for my extravagant tea setup. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 892 |
VS Code? Isn't that one of those editors that's basically a Web browser, and you press a key and it takes 100 milliseconds for your keystroke to register? |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 891 |
People use really weird coding standards like you can't put more than 100 lines of code in a file, because that's all that fits in their little Java brains. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 890 |
"What is my keyboard/monitor?" uhh, I use a computer. And a monitor. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 889 |
Tearing up code is the fun thing. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 888 |
Yeah, the bar for quotes seem pretty low right now. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 884 |
The sticky pad was no longer sticky enough. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 883 |
If you have no reason to use Euler angles, then don't. |
2018-10-22 |
|
| 881 |
Once you start to have some bricks in the wall, more bricks fit into the wall better. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 880 |
It's the most pixelated game of 2018. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 878 |
I get more grumpy as I get tired, too. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 877 |
Don't make me punch you, particles. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 876 |
Dude, serious Peter Pan-ing in the shadowmap. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 875 |
I wish I could trot slightly faster. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 874 |
Shot by that guy again? That guy's a dick. |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 873 |
Dude, how can a walking simulator make me want to punch my monitor? |
2018-10-20 |
|
| 872 |
I don't know what it is about drinking a drink online, but that happens unusually much. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 871 |
Why did I do that? This is awful. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 870 |
[Jai] For Dummies has a single page, but it doesn't say "get out", it says "git gud." |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 869 |
I wonder if Amazon sells one-page books? |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 868 |
People will hire you if you demonstrate skills that they're impressed by. That's it. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 867 |
People in the Elite Gaming Elite Platinum Elite Copper Lounge have a goofy image of me. I don't know why. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 866 |
Go people are so ridiculous for not putting assert. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 865 |
Why am I in Witness?? |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 864 |
Video games, man! They just get complicated. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 863 |
Maybe this should be Battle Royale Sokoban. I don't know how that would work exactly. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 862 |
Maybe we should as a company just stop making video games and start making chicken dinner Youtube videos, and maybe that'll be better than making video games. |
2018-10-18 |
|
| 861 |
Alright, now which mamba are we gonna jade? |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 860 |
Breaker one nine, the mamba is jaded, over. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 859 |
How come the circle is outside the combat zone? That's a Jaded Mamba situation. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 858 |
King 177 Jaded Mamba, over. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 856 |
Sitrep: we have crashed. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 855 |
This guy's a noob and I'm a potato. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 854 |
It's very easy to backseat game. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 853 |
Mistakes were made. [Gets shot] Mistakes were further made. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 852 |
Mankind must put an end to the war. That's why we're playing war games. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 851 |
The boat club OWNS! |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 850 |
The self-stun is a pro strat, uh, I saw people who are very pro do that strat. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 849 |
Really? You're gonna unzip right there? |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 848 |
Binding of Oscar Isaac music. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 847 |
Somebody own me! I need to get dinner. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 846 |
If it comes down to going on a scavenger hunt or chicken dinnering, I'm gonna chicken dinner. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 845 |
If you mess with people in this game, you better kill 'em. |
2018-10-17 |
|
| 844 |
Why is everybody not playing the good mode? |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 843 |
Dabrep. |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 842 |
I'm going to Dabtown. |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 841 |
Is Drax somebody who dabs? |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 840 |
She's a strong female character. |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 837 |
It's like indie game voice acting in here. |
2018-10-16 |
|
| 836 |
That's so Rainbow Six-y right there. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 835 |
Who could have predicted that there would be a further collapse? |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 834 |
I don't like answering questions about what my games are about, because the game tells you what it's about. The game is what it's about. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 833 |
Look, if somebody gave me 1 BILLION dollars to do something, it would not involve turning a real island into The Witness. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 832 |
I gotta go to the bathroom and commence a drop operation. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 831 |
Netcall: This is a sitrep. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 830 |
It's hard to be a good technology when you're built on a giant pile of poo, so good luck. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 829 |
Wowsers. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 828 |
The Banana Man? That's not the real Banana Man! |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 827 |
How many collapses do you guys think there's gonna be? It's just such an unknown mystery. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 826 |
I thought that'd be the last collapse, but apparently instabilities were detected, and that causes collapse to occur. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 825 |
I don't know if you guys know this, but they're expecting a further collapse. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 824 |
Take the armor! Fucking 10 tick server. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 823 |
Aw, just put some Call of Duty shit in there, it'll make sense. Those kids don't know what they're doing anyway. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 822 |
I'm a stupid stupid. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 821 |
Okay, they're expecting a collapse now, that's a new development. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 820 |
I feel like they could have splurged on more than one X texture. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 819 |
I am engaging in the "Unthinking Act of Murder." Thanks, game. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 818 |
Sitrep: I have preliminarily taken damage. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 817 |
That was just a festival of me hitting the wrong keys. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 816 |
Dude, I shot that guy around the corner. You know what I'm saying? That was not legit. That was a fuckin' 10-tick-server situation if I ever saw one. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 815 |
You can't balance a game that's full of garbage guns. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 814 |
Dude, I'm getting owned! It's like people are good at this game all of a sudden. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 813 |
You'll be sorry you landed the same place I landed. Unless I fuck up, in which case you won't be sorry. |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 812 |
I should have 'naded! |
2018-10-15 |
|
| 811 |
Not having dumpbin in my path is ass. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 810 |
Kill his ass, please! |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 809 |
It's like climate change, it's never gonna happen. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 808 |
Is it like a revolver? More like a suckvolver. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 807 |
What is this fiction that we're all surprised that we want to shoot each other? |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 806 |
He was a gamer. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 805 |
Go go gadget vehicle. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 804 |
I actually had the presence of mind to SLIDE, how'd you like them apples? |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 803 |
Manipulate that answer to be appropriate to your life situation. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 802 |
That's just art game stuff. What matters is that the gun makes a loud bitchin' noise. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 801 |
I usually think college students don't know anything about game design. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 800 |
Apparently I can't do things that are not that ambitious. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 799 |
Never underestimate how little revenue a small game can make. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 798 |
Dude, I took my boat to the boat club! |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 797 |
I'm finally learning how to not be the worst player in the universe. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 796 |
I can't count. I can only computer program. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 795 |
I don't play these noob games. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 794 |
I potato'd, he potato'd. I won the War of the Potatoes. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 793 |
How many hit points is "vague blood splat at the side of the screen"? |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 791 |
Put up or shut up. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 790 |
This is double plus ungood. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 789 |
Hopefully he's fixated on the package. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 788 |
Any game where you can concuss yourself and still win is a good game. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 787 |
I'm gonna get kicked out of videogames soon if I don't pick it up. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 786 |
They're calling me a beta. |
2018-10-13 |
|
| 785 |
Feels bad man. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 784 |
Sitrep: Owned. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 783 |
Lancer, Prancer, and... Neuromancer out. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 782 |
We gotta own some noobs while there's still noobs. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 781 |
This is obviously a highly professional thing. My next job is as a graphic designer. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 780 |
Sitrep: where's my food? |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 779 |
These people are not delivering my food! Freaking communist... |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 778 |
Whoa! Rep is bigger than sit! |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 777 |
Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt... |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 776 |
Dude, this level looks rough. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 775 |
The Witness was hard, man. |
2018-10-12 |
|
| 774 |
Oh, it's THAT song. Alright. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 773 |
I don't know what this is. "Sandstorm." It's got 133 million views. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 772 |
This is so bananas. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 771 |
I paid $4000 for this thing. It shouldn't be a piece of shit. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 770 |
Of course, since I'm an actual programmer and not like a Mac user, I turn off all the goofy gestures |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 769 |
People like to be weenies about entity-component system on the Internet. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 768 |
"Being self-employed in the US, how does health insurance work?" Well, you just get health insurance. |
2018-10-11 |
|
| 767 |
It's a benchmark program that takes 10 minutes to load system info. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 766 |
I'm not a professional benchmarker. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 765 |
What a garbage. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 764 |
Advanced does nothing when I click on it. That's not very advanced. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 763 |
In the old days there would be a hardware button and the on button would mean the computer was in an on state. These days nobody wants to make computers that anyone knows how to use. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 762 |
Time goes by so fast, I just don't know what to do about it. |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 761 |
What if I do something exciting like download Windows? Wouldn't that be cool? |
2018-10-04 |
|
| 760 |
I failed because I didn't winch up the winch in giant spider land. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 759 |
Dude. What is your major malfunction? |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 758 |
Ladies and gentlemen, the future of videogames. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 757 |
I know you're supposed to use the wrist straps, but I'm not gonna use the wrist straps. I mean, come on. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 756 |
...or an indie game boss battle from a game you downloaded on TIGSource. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 755 |
Five waves?? What is this, a Nintendo boss battle? Jesus. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 754 |
I don't want to do my taxes, I want to play a game. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 753 |
Oh god, it's totally Star Wars. |
2018-10-01 |
|
| 752 |
It's pretending I have choices. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 751 |
The cardboard wall made of styrofoam cardboard. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 750 |
CAST THE SPELL! God fuckin'... |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 749 |
Wait, the goblins have an army of orcs? How does that work? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 748 |
They look ornery. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 747 |
Let me cast my spells! |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 746 |
How come I can't walk there? Because there's a 1-inch high cube? ...Unreal Engine. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 745 |
God, there's so many crystals! |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 744 |
I can't alt-F4 the game. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 743 |
What? Now the window is on my other monitor! |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 742 |
They ignore [input] if the window doesn't have focus. THAT is a sign they they're using Unity or something. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 741 |
Why are VR games such pieces of poop? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 740 |
RNG... okay, game. Good golf game. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 739 |
I hope my streaming audience is entertained. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 738 |
We're gonna have to whack this real hard. ...Maybe too hard. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 737 |
Bank, bank, bank. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 736 |
Not too Banksy. ...that was not Banksy enough. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 735 |
What happens if my ball gets stabbed? ...don't make that a quote. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 734 |
I care about the stream quality. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 733 |
I'm out of shape. Out of Beat Saber shape. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 732 |
Sitrep: It's 1:30 AM and I'm tired. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 731 |
Gabe!!! |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 730 |
I just wanna play a game. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 729 |
How do I end? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 728 |
Why do you think this is a game? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 726 |
If you want one atom of pizza each, I think that can be arranged. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 724 |
We could delete PUBG, because we're probably not ever gonna play it. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 723 |
It's VR dancing girls again. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 722 |
I'm sure we're reaching the bottom of the barrel but there are many pages after this. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 721 |
I don't know what's going on with computers. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 720 |
Sisters. Is that like Brothers? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 719 |
I don't like broken physics games. |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 718 |
Isn't that a crappy game? ...Why do I think that? |
2018-09-30 |
|
| 717 |
It's the opposite of what I just said. This isn't going on Youtube. |
2018-09-29 |
|
| 716 |
I'm not trying to be Unity here because Unity is slow like a butt. |
2018-09-29 |
|
| 715 |
I am starting a stream. |
2018-09-29 |
|
| 714 |
Everybody's not even just a two-year-old, they're a stupid two-year-old. |
2018-09-29 |
|
| 713 |
Everybody's a two-year-old again all of a sudden. |
2018-09-29 |
|
| 712 |
Not everyone is an elite veteran ace frequent flyer game developer. |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 711 |
It's totally a dancing game! |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 710 |
Solotanz? Do you think this is a dancing game? |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 709 |
Here is the sauce. |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 708 |
It's working fine, it's just that we told it to not work. |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 707 |
I wanna make some little graphy-poos for those. |
2018-09-25 |
|
| 706 |
std::vector. Sign of quality. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 705 |
Sitrep: We have a circle problem. Over. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 704 |
Parts of our society are more grounded in things that are well-tested, but some parts are very untested. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 703 |
Because only kids knew how to set the VCR, now there's no respect for the older generation at all. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 702 |
We are not in a society that is oriented around making things that are meaningful or deep or aesthetically beautiful. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 701 |
People who make games are dumb. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 700 |
What is holding back boxes of detergent at the groceery store from becoming a socially acceptable artistic medium? |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 699 |
What is holding back porn films from becoming a socially acceptable artistic medium? |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 698 |
I'm sure glad my GPU can fill pixels. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 697 |
The game's done at this point. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 696 |
Occasional biggies, but mostly small. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 695 |
Copy, paste, crash. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 694 |
Our drag is not frame-rate independent, which is pretty poopy. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 693 |
I want my money back. What a crappy programming language. It doesn't know smaple. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 692 |
I want my money back for a crappy programming language that doesn't know Smapple. |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 691 |
Someday I'll be done renaming things...I swear! |
2018-09-24 |
|
| 690 |
Making games is a serious problem. |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 689 |
Why don't you just go to Mars and make awesome space robots that breakdance? |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 688 |
That must have been just a one-off special Christmas hack that I did. |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 687 |
If anybody does not agree with this union please speak out now. |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 686 |
So why are we doing all this? We're doing this for the lulz. |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 685 |
One Second Puffs. |
2018-09-23 |
|
| 684 |
Because you know what, computers are fast! (If you're not running in a web browser.) |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 683 |
This is an award-winning situation. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 682 |
Summer intern could have done that in 10 minutes, but NO! |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 681 |
We're gonna have a little unicorn tail here, but we're gonna sitrep that right out. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 680 |
That's professional game development right there. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 679 |
I'm gonna need some tea to attack the particle problem. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 678 |
It's a big party in the Animation Feature Festival Townhouse Place. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 677 |
Once computers have memory, you do things a different way. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 676 |
This is the type of thing that junior programmers do all the time. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 675 |
We're gonna have to increment the cake counter later tonight. |
2018-09-22 |
|
| 674 |
I don't know why people keep insisting that brunch and breakalunch are the same thing. They're not the same thing. |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 673 |
I'm so fed up with computers at this point. |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 672 |
We could do React.js. SIKE!!! |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 671 |
Yeah, I learned how to do this on paper in grade school, guys. |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 670 |
It's like a Greg Egan game where the characters inhabit a space that works differently from our 3D notions. |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 669 |
Ugh. Okay, so forget my saying that stuff worked the first time. |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 668 |
Isn't it great when stuff works the first time? |
2018-09-21 |
|
| 667 |
Ruby is so slow, even web people don't use it anymore. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 666 |
That's it, I'm quitting game development. I'm buying this island. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 665 |
Where is freedom of speech on here? |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 664 |
Sitrep: we now have 5-factorial subscribers. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 663 |
It's okay, since you guys know I've been building my career as a pro gaming streamer. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 662 |
"Svn blame", they should call it "Svn this person is fired". |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 661 |
I am fired. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 660 |
I can't even do Windows anymore. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 659 |
I'm trying to do work here, Microsoft. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 658 |
I'm glad you guys are so interested in programming that you're talking about race relations and Israel. |
2018-09-20 |
|
| 657 |
Without mobility and owning that guy I would be so dead right now. |
2018-09-17 |
|
| 656 |
How is three plus two eight? |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 655 |
Sitrep: I'm about to be able to not hear anything. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 654 |
Shadowmap aliasing on my left. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 653 |
I don't need a big house, I don't have a big family and I don't throw huge parties. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 652 |
Sitrep: no gun. [...] Sitrep: gun. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 651 |
Most mice are too small for my hands. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 650 |
Sitrep: is that a vehicle? [...] Sitrep: yes. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 649 |
Whoa. Didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 648 |
Sitrep: I am bad. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 647 |
Sitrep: This was stupid. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 646 |
Sitrep: Don't fuck with me. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 645 |
Oooh, sitrep. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 644 |
Sitrep: I have blood all over my face. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 643 |
Sitrep: when is the game gonna start? |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 642 |
SITREEEP! |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 641 |
Sitrep: there's dudes everywhere. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 640 |
Ow! Sitrep! |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 639 |
You know, I bet that when you win in this game it doesn't even say chicken dinner. It probably says like, "Sitrep: you were the only one left alive." |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 638 |
What I really need is a sitrep. |
2018-09-16 |
|
| 637 |
I don't know if it's faking it well or is actually good. |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 636 |
Was that me choking on water? Or was it someone else? |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 634 |
Somebody didn't totally go to game design school. |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 633 |
He set up defensively and then as soon as I attacked him, he ran away. What kind of chicken man is that? |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 632 |
Third partied! |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 631 |
I'm Rambo. |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 630 |
This is an Activision game, how does it not work?! ...Don't answer that, I know the answer. |
2018-09-15 |
|
| 629 |
Let me check the Elite Frequent Flyer Secret Illuminati Lounge. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 628 |
C#... it's not the worst. A little too much Unity, but we could do it. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 627 |
On the one hand, awesome. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 626 |
It sounds like they already have too many problems, why are they adding more? But whatever, I'll read the thing. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 625 |
It's frankly horseshit. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 624 |
They're not Internet-flame-bait caliber disagreements. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 623 |
If someone gave me a C++ test, I probably wouldn't do very well. |
2018-09-14 |
|
| 622 |
OK, now we’re going to crash, because success is true, |
2018-09-12 |
|
| 621 |
How did this ever work? |
2018-09-12 |
|
| 620 |
We got a problemo. The most important part of that is "lame-o". |
2018-09-12 |
|
| 619 |
Fiddlesticks! |
2018-09-12 |
|
| 618 |
We were in the 80s and now we're in the 90s. |
2018-09-12 |
|
| 617 |
It's in Javascript, that's an instant no. "React Native TDD," that's two instant nos at the same time. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 616 |
I've basically set the bozo bit on Vulkan. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 615 |
There's so much weird irrelevant garbage information on Google that I don't know what to do. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 614 |
Look at the code. Look. Look at the code and see what it does. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 613 |
The computer is the most autistic thing, and it just constantly says "No", and you have to navigate that. That's your job. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 612 |
I'm not sure that trying to give people positive reinforcement about programming is the right thing. Really the right thing is having grit to figure out why what you're doing is wrong, and stupid, and how you can be better and smarter about it. That's the thing that young people need to learn about programming. All these public initiatives are being pushed by people who don't know anything about programming themselves. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 611 |
When you're learning to program, for the many, many years that it takes, the one thing that the computer is telling you constantly, all the times is "You're dumb, and you're wrong and what you're trying to do doesn't work." That is your conversation with the computer for *years*, until you get good. |
2018-09-07 |
|
| 610 |
The amount of work that gets done in an average Web company is almost zero. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 609 |
Almost no programmers work higher than 10-20% of what they're actually capable of. I'm not saying that as a diss, it's a widespread problem. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 608 |
Most programmers are working at a very low percentage of efficiency. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 607 |
I think it's breakfast time, which is kind of like Miller Time for the morning. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 606 |
Awwwww, my tea's cold. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 605 |
This looks like what happens when you kill the horses in Scum. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 604 |
He's got the shakes. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 603 |
The reason this is happening is because I am dumb. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 602 |
Reading comment: "FIXME FIXME FIXME... Uhh I don't remember what needs to be fixed..." Well if it was that important there's no way it is not already fixed. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 601 |
The most frustrating time during The Witness voice acting was just the voice actors' union not bothering to get back to us. |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 600 |
Is my whole life a lie? |
2018-09-05 |
|
| 599 |
You can intend all day for your code to get fast and it won't actually get faster. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 598 |
You totally couldn't do this in caveman days. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 597 |
I'm gettin hungry, and we're not gonna be done streaming anytime soon. So we're going to have to pop out some UberEATS before all the stores close and we're stuck in post-apocalyptic situations, like... foodless terror. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 596 |
If you want to succeed, do not compile the debug build and run the release build. They don't teach you that in school. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 595 |
The Anti-Defamation League closed my compiler. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 594 |
Does your workaround cause so many workarounds that you shouldn't do it anymore? |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 593 |
This is why I date my comments. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 592 |
Instantiables are kinda like Lunchables. |
2018-09-04 |
|
| 591 |
It doesn't matter that he's a great guy, he's writing in Javascript. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 590 |
Your argument is not valid, as Reddit users would say. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 589 |
Oh well. Works fine, ship it. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 588 |
Thank you Emacs for deleting half my file. I don't know how I put up with all of this anymore. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 587 |
Frickin' frackin' release the kraken. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 586 |
Unnecessary complication must be... REMOVED! |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 585 |
"Can you name *anything* that the web does that is actually sane and possibly even good?" ... [30 seconds later] ...I'm having a hard time with that question. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 584 |
"How many books on the shelf are about web development?" I'm pretty sure the answer is exactly zero. I doubt that a web development book has snuck in, but it's possible. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 583 |
Well, this is a real question. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 582 |
I'm annoyed that I have so much work to do and people are saying "why don't you do a bunch more work sooner than you did it?" |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 581 |
We're in 3-digit subscriber numbers! Now the Illuminati will send me a message saying "you're so famous now, we're going to tell you all the Illuminati secrets." |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 580 |
"How big of a quality-of-life improvement has the language been?" Massive, because I'm actually happy when I program now. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 579 |
I should rename it the All-Inclusive Diversity Lounge. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 578 |
"When will this be done?" When it's done. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 577 |
Look at how many mistakes you can make while programming! That is a tiny fraction of the number of mistakes you can make. ...Mistake #1 is programming in Javascript. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 576 |
That's better. We're one step further from Javascript on the badness scale. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 575 |
The worst would be to put nothing here at all. Well, the ABSOLUTE worst would be to be Javascript. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 574 |
I'm not sure why this works, actually. I mean I know why it works, but I don't know why it didn't work before. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 573 |
All a monad is is typechecking. It's an abstraction barrier that enforces a wall between one part of your program and another. That's, like, the only thing I can tell that it is. It's like what you already have in C++ all the time. It's literally nothing. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 572 |
I'm not sure I like this, what I'm typing. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 571 |
There's a few things not to do in this channel, and one of them is to advocate for garbage collection. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 570 |
This is literally unsolvable at a basic level. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 569 |
This might be a problem that I don't know how to solve. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 568 |
How did this ever work? |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 567 |
Okay, that is progress. It is not ingress or postgress, it is progress. |
2018-09-03 |
|
| 566 |
"How did that happen?" you may ask. "I don't know," I may answer. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 565 |
Because it's C++, we have to redundantly babysit the compiler and hate programming. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 564 |
It's 40% too long! Cancel the compiler! |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 563 |
Let's lep at this for a second. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 562 |
Oh. This guy actually knows what he's talking about. That's rare! |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 561 |
"Lep's World 2" sounds like a racist game. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 560 |
[On the Windows Store, looking at Candy Crush clones] Look, all these games are 4 stars or above. These are great games! |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 559 |
I only have to get 300 times as many viewers, and I'll be a famous streamer. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 558 |
Emacs, the editor of 2027. |
2018-09-02 |
|
| 557 |
Not programming because Microsoft made us want to quit all of programming for the rest of time and even retroactively back in time. |
2018-09-01 |
|
| 556 |
I'm vaguely remembering that there's a thing called wcstrlen(). It's like W. C. Fields. |
2018-09-01 |
|
| 555 |
I don't want to do any of this, but we're morally obligated to do this. |
2018-09-01 |
|
| 554 |
Generally, the people who make snippy remarks to me on Twitter do not have the level of social bravery to say those things to me in real life. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 553 |
Why do I have to do this just because somebody else decided to build a hamster wheel I have to run on? |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 552 |
In the end, everyone is just running around on giant hamster wheels. That is what modern software is like. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 551 |
We no longer need to run VCVars. Or run VSWhere. Or run VSBoondogleBS 1.7. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 550 |
"This string can be interpreted in a number of ways." As soon as you have to write that in your documentation, you have failed. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 549 |
Oh, now we have to do all this C++ work to babysit the compiler, because I'm an idiot who writes in C++. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 548 |
Dude, I have so little patience for these problems, now that I use a language that doesn't have them. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 547 |
How many people should get fired from that alone? |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 546 |
This is such a garbage. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 545 |
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Print()s. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 544 |
If the mouse fails, then we have to cancel the project. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 543 |
I might want to go and #define DO_NOT_COMPILE_THIS_RIGHT_NOW_PLEASE in my list of defines. I can't do that if we're #if 0. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 542 |
Business is a separate thing from what's good software. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 541 |
Software scales automatically. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 540 |
It's the worst idea in a long time. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 539 |
Now you have access to the Elite Frequent Flyer Swank Lounge. |
2018-08-31 |
|
| 538 |
An enumerator is a thing that enumerates, guys. Holy fuck... |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 537 |
I guess indie game developers can't program anymore so you never see them programming. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 536 |
We don't host Javascript here, unless I'm too tired to notice that it's Javascript. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 535 |
The question for next time is kinda like "who is John Galt"... It's "what is CLSID_SetupConfiguration? And why should I care?" |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 534 |
My eyes are glazing over already. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 533 |
Does this mean I return an IID? I don't know. They don't speak English here at Microsoft. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 532 |
It took substantial archaeology to write this. We aren't even doing anything yet. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 531 |
Some people think this is just what programming is. Some people do this all day and they're like "yep that's programming." |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 530 |
Well, this garbage compiles. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 529 |
I bet Ignacio defined BSTR... Nope. No frickin' BSTR. Is that like something for The Beastmaster? |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 528 |
What is a BSTR? You know what, I don't want to know. It's something... a BSTR is just something. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 527 |
What is all this? |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 526 |
find_visual_studio_in_a_ridiculous_garbage_way :: () { |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 525 |
I'm sure you know how to add. That's practical math! |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 524 |
I want to call a function called TellMeWhereTheGoddamnLibrariesAreYouIdiot() and it just tells me. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 523 |
I'm pretty sure that Zig code was stack-overflow in origin. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 522 |
Don't ever copy code off of the Web and expect that it's correct, StackOverflow people. |
2018-08-30 |
|
| 521 |
Let's get stupid. I just wanna get stupid. |
2018-08-29 |
|
| 520 |
Vulkan has failed as far as I'm concerned. I don't wanna hear about it, frankly. |
2018-08-29 |
|
| 519 |
Understanding your dependencies and minimizing your dependencies is critically important and nobody cares anymore. |
2018-08-28 |
|
| 518 |
Any school that teaches UML diagrams needs to be shot out of a cannon. |
2018-08-27 |
|
| 517 |
I'm not going to let Linux drag this language down to mediocrity. |
2018-08-27 |
|
| 516 |
They just didn't read my mind. I don't know why. |
2018-08-27 |
|
| 515 |
You're just bothering me with information that's not correct, Microsoft people who think you're really smart. ... I don't know why everyone at Microsoft isn't fired at this point. |
2018-08-27 |
|
| 514 |
I don't know. These are the hard problems in programming. |
2018-08-27 |
|
| 513 |
Hey look, they have portals that look like the portals from Portal. |
2018-08-25 |
|
| 512 |
I don't need to play that. |
2018-08-25 |
|
| 511 |
This is what hell is like. No Exit was written like 40 years too early. |
2018-08-25 |
|
| 510 |
At times like this when the going gets tough... the going gets more solar panels. |
2018-08-13 |
|
| 509 |
This is a millennial game where it doesn't want to show you how bad you are compared to the world. |
2018-08-11 |
|
| 508 |
We've already won at game development. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 507 |
This is game development, people. This is how the sausage gets made. I hope you understand how much effort is going into this. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 506 |
Somebody has a way exapunkier solution. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 505 |
Alright, that is not a correct exapunking. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 504 |
Okay, I know how to really exapunk this. You guys wanna watch me exapunk this? |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 503 |
I'm still not exapunking. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 502 |
I should read the instructions. |
2018-08-10 |
|
| 501 |
What is your objective argument that red is a nice color? |
2018-08-04 |
|
| 500 |
What happens when you take an action platformer and you subtract level design, and the levels are just... stuff? (Which is what Metroid is, by the way.) |
2018-08-04 |
|
| 499 |
The bat is so unlocked. |
2018-08-04 |
|
| 498 |
Charlie took a lot of drugs. |
2018-08-04 |
|
| 497 |
There sure is a lot of anime porn stuff on Creative. |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 496 |
The fact that they're so aggressive about it and they prevent you from stopping it, it is literally insane. The cost to the world of those machines rebooting all the time is higher than whatever security you get from being so strict about it. It is literally pompous and insane and totally out of line. Bizzarely, insanely megalomaniacally out of line. And they get away with it because people put up with it, so I dunno. I guess the world is just gonna end. |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 495 |
If anyone in chat works for Microsoft, just quit. Stop watching, you're not allowed to watch the stream. Log off now. Just don't watch Twitch at all, go watch Mixer. |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 494 |
Windows Update Facilitation Service... Startup type: Disabled. Access is denied?? "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that." |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 493 |
Ocean Map, take me by the hap, don't you understap... |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 492 |
Predictably, there is not enough salt on these cashews. Five years from now, when people understand that salt has nothing to do with high blood pressure and heart disease, everyone will be sad for all the bland food they ate for all those years. |
2018-07-31 |
|
| 491 |
Blue rocks can be good news. |
2018-07-30 |
|
| 490 |
"COMEFROM is your favourite programming joke ever," EXCEPT... C++ has come-from in it. Non-ironically. And people think it's useful and use it all the time. |
2018-07-29 |
|
| 489 |
I used to program in INTERCAL, back before these weak-ass languages that they have today. |
2018-07-29 |
|
| 488 |
You have to understand that there are a lot of programming subcultures, and they all call the same set of 5 ideas 17 different things. |
2018-07-29 |
|
| 487 |
The name of this engine is The Super Amazing Brilliant Better-Than-Unity/Godot Master Amazo Engine. |
2018-07-29 |
|
| 486 |
My food dude is 2 minutes away. |
2018-07-27 |
|
| 485 |
Don't assume you should be motivated. If you're not motivated you should be finding something you can be motivated about. |
2018-07-25 |
|
| 484 |
this guy has zero viewers. No camera, no audio... But, y'know! |
2018-07-19 |
|
| 483 |
Yeah, minimalist is not a good excuse for "I didn't work very hard on this." |
2018-07-19 |
|
| 482 |
A minimalist puzzle game. Nobody's gonna buy this. |
2018-07-19 |
|
| 481 |
Yeah, decibels are worse than the Web. Except that, the web is more pervasive, so yeah. |
2018-07-19 |
|
| 480 |
Am I completely out of water? Or just mostly out of water? |
2018-06-24 |
|
| 479 |
How high do I have to be in order to go around that damn obstacle? |
2018-06-21 |
|
| 478 |
Look at all those diamonds we have! |
2018-06-21 |
|
| 477 |
Let's go find some diamonds! |
2018-06-21 |
|
| 476 |
Why do diamonds roll so much? I don't know... |
2018-06-19 |
|
| 475 |
I don't know why. I sorta know why. |
2018-06-19 |
|
| 474 |
I don't know if the pickle armor is better than non-pickle |
2018-06-09 |
|
| 473 |
It's like chewing glass for months. |
2018-06-07 |
|
| 472 |
When I try to undo nothing happens! Oh my god! It's just like all those games that don't have undo! |
2018-06-07 |
|
| 471 |
I have no problem spending months of work on something then taking it out later... In my opinion that's part of how you make things good. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 470 |
String interpolation? We don't do that because... *sighhh*... Lots of reasons. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 469 |
Yeah, this is kinda stinky. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 468 |
I don't want to break what isn't broken. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 467 |
I think a little bit of syntactic highlighting is useful, but the fruit salad that most editors put up is not useful. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 466 |
The Unicode people are crazy. |
2018-06-06 |
|
| 465 |
To get into the game industry you need to be good at C++... But, you'd be surprised. |
2018-06-03 |
|
| 464 |
I do not accept Venezuelan chavismos. |
2018-06-03 |
|
| 463 |
GAAHH, Visual Studio just jumped on my butt. |
2018-06-03 |
|
| 462 |
1080P MY ASS |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 461 |
"Lexical Extent" is the name of my new band. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 460 |
More cryptic is less cryptic sometimes. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 459 |
...and we will start programming, instead of this question and answer nonsense |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 458 |
Any time you can get rid of 0.025% of the compiler, that is a good day. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 457 |
// Ignacio did not implement this so now he is going to be sorry. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 456 |
Game of Throwbacks. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 455 |
Dammit, why do people do work?!? |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 454 |
Yeah, that's just bad juju if we crash. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 453 |
The game's going to run so much faster with all these semicolons. It's going to be awesome! |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 451 |
We're making the program so much better by putting semicolons in. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 450 |
"Semicolon expected after a declaration" is the name of my new band. |
2018-06-02 |
|
| 449 |
"Buy me coffee." That's... presumptuous. |
2018-06-01 |
|
| 448 |
Psychic debugging, folks. |
2018-06-01 |
|
| 447 |
I'm now calling this the Christmas Programming Language. |
2018-06-01 |
|
| 446 |
I have a $4000 computer, faster than any other computer in history, and we can't display text of all colors. |
2018-06-01 |
|
| 445 |
It's not in Lua. Our standards have fallen so low. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 444 |
I'm sorry, if you're working in Unity, you're not doing the Dark Souls of programming. You're doing, like, the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming, but the Dark Souls of programming is something different. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 443 |
Why are people working on things? |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 442 |
If I don't do this right, programs crash. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 441 |
That's how much I hate computers. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 440 |
I've vacillated on this several times, and we're gonna make it 32-bit. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 439 |
This is counter to my entire personality. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 438 |
Let's not give in to the tired and lazy. |
2018-05-31 |
|
| 437 |
Summer intern doesn't even test their code. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 436 |
Ghchildstrinrd... Ghchildstrinwr... |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 435 |
Oh my god, I'm gonna punch somebody who works at Microsoft. I'm gonna punch Bill Gates, AND Steve Ballmer, AND Satya... whatever that guy's name is. ...Satya Nadella. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 434 |
This is a super-garbage right now, by the way. This is a massive garbage. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 433 |
There's no reason that computers don't work that way by default, except that... people... do bad things. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 432 |
It's not as robust, but it makes me not hate myself. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 431 |
Dude, I don't even want to decode this with my brain to figure out what you're doing. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 430 |
That appears to have worked... Ship it! |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 429 |
I'm getting flashbacks to college when I would spend entire 8 hour sessions late at night dealing with %PATH% problems. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 428 |
When did Google get so crappy? |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 427 |
To all of you saying "oh just stop complaining and read the documentation it's fine"... do you make good things? |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 426 |
This is what happens when you design your APIs to assume spaces are not a thing. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 425 |
This is making me mad. Who did this? |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 424 |
We're in full on computer disaster right now. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 423 |
We're only missing our entire program that we actually want. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 422 |
I don't really drink beer...maybe sometimes I should, it might help me deal with this sort of thing |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 421 |
Nevermind! My entire rant was misplaced. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 420 |
Given that it's 35 megabytes, it better have a linker in there somewhere. |
2018-05-30 |
|
| 419 |
When I look at gamedev it kinda sucks. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 418 |
FizzBuzz is the brown M&Ms of programming. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 417 |
You have a certain limited band of frequencies, and if you put waves that exceed the Nyquist limit, then nobody's gonna be able to decode it. That's what bandwidth is: it's the fact that your connection is a TUBE. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 416 |
What do you think wires are? They're tubes with electrons going through them. Your connection to the Internet is a series of tubes, that's just how it is. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 415 |
How complete is the langauge on a scale of 0 to 100%? -463 + 115i + 3.1j + 2e17k. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 414 |
How is them apples? Them apples, in my opinion, is better than the NHL finals. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 413 |
Against my better judgement, I'm having tea with caffeine at 7 PM. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 412 |
Our gnusto doesn't work. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 411 |
You didn't need to type bracket T typename fuckity fuck for every single one. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 410 |
We're gonna keep pushing it til it breaks, because I'm pretty sure I know how to break it. |
2018-05-29 |
|
| 409 |
Someone in chat mentioned reinventing the wheel? Oh boy I have a whole rant on reinventing the wheel. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 408 |
Windows 10 is getting worse and worse. It's a better time now to displace Windows than any other time in history. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 407 |
Walk the walk or stop talking the talk. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 406 |
I read Hacker News sometimes when I'm depressed and unmotivated and then I read a bunch of dumb things and regret going on Hacker News. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 405 |
I just turned the rant meter up to 10, and I'll burn out the rant batteries if I start talking about the Web. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 404 |
People are like "Oh, just add this feature it'll be fine," but actually, features are complicated! |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 403 |
Stack Overflow is saying "use std::hash". Yeah, bite me. I'm just gonna mod it by a prime number. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 402 |
Have you ever heard of programming? It's this thing where sometimes you say while (1). |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 401 |
A lot of people would ask, "Why are you not using templates for this," and the answer is... bleehh. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 400 |
Mistakes were made. I'm not saying by whom, I'm just saying mistakes are made. Certain kinds of people say "You know, there isn't really anything objectively right." Maybe I like it if my compiler just crashes. That's just my lived experience. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 399 |
I tried to sign up for Twitch affiliate but the webpage kept rejecting me because of a bug. |
2018-05-28 |
|
| 398 |
One's got 2000 dependencies? Bro! Who's that? |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 397 |
Yeah, don't read Hacker News about productivity. It's not a good source. |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 396 |
Visual Studio hates programmers |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 395 |
Go go gadget thinger. |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 394 |
*crash* Oh, there goes the eye tracker. |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 393 |
Thinking about continuation passing was fun back when I was a Scheme fanboy. |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 392 |
We're down to 10300 lines in this file, one day it might be below ten thousand again. |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 391 |
This is gnarly enough that I'm gonna put a thing here called @Gnarly |
2018-05-26 |
|
| 390 |
Maybe we're seeing the constance block a little too much, and we want to keep the relationship at a distance. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 389 |
I bet there's a woman in England somewhere named Constance Block [...] she's the patron saint of this program. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 388 |
You don't get a car! And you don't get a car! And you don't get a car! |
2018-05-26 |
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| 387 |
Those are yesterday's breakpoints! |
2018-05-26 |
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| 386 |
I don't know what false means, but it means something. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 385 |
Compiling in one second is pretty good, but you know we have standards here. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 384 |
it's a webpage! of course it doesn't work! |
2018-05-26 |
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| 383 |
I'm going to take the drinks I bought out of the freezer before they turn into exploding ice blocks. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 382 |
Well, it'll just be broken until next time. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 381 |
What the hell were people doing in here? |
2018-05-26 |
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| 380 |
There's different kinds of programmers. There are programmers who don't really know how anything works, and who just can write glue code and high level things that ask for things to happen and then they hope they happen. And then there's programmers who know how things work and can make stuff from first principles. Those second kinds of programmers are a lot more powerful. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 379 |
Patches welcome! |
2018-05-26 |
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| 378 |
You would be donating in decibels, obviously. In gamma-corrected decibels. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 377 |
The reason I don't have much hair right now is OpenGL. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 376 |
It's like a freshman web designer intern making a mistake, and they just keep doing it. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 375 |
I've been using Visual Studio since 1996. 22 years. It's pretty sad. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 374 |
That would be a bug, but it would be one that I don't want to fix right now. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 373 |
It's inferred, bro. |
2018-05-26 |
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| 372 |
Decibels are a useless, dumb thing that I don't uderstand why anybody measures things that way. It's my number one pet peeve in life. |
2018-05-25 |
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| 371 |
Now we watch this die horribly. |
2018-05-25 |
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| 370 |
Whoa, there's really not that many compiler errors left. We may soon be close to the time when we get to run it and watch it crash because I did something horribly wrong. |
2018-05-25 |
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| 369 |
Lambda is the snooty functional programming name for procedure. |
2018-05-25 |
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| 368 |
Go down the tube? I tried to go down the tube. I doesn't go anywhere! |
2018-05-19 |
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| 367 |
Premature optimization is the root of all blah blah blah. |
2018-05-11 |
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| 366 |
This is what happens when people other than me work on things. |
2018-05-11 |
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| 365 |
I want all backends to get this benefit. |
2018-05-11 |
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| 364 |
[Casey] We haven't even been given a goal, and we already have more items than a Costco. |
2018-04-14 |
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| 363 |
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!!! |
2018-04-14 |
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| 362 |
I wish I could enhance Windows, really. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 361 |
I can't believe we're in 2018 and I'm still spilling tea on my shirt. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 360 |
The Mozart candy made my brain start to work. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 359 |
I'm like 3 problems deep at this point. But you know what, it's okay. I'm learning. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 358 |
How are there 357 quotes? That's too many. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 357 |
I tend not to watch stuff about me because it's weird. |
2018-04-01 |
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| 356 |
This is a hack. I admit it. |
2018-02-16 |
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| 355 |
well isnt that amazing look at oh fuck |
2018-02-16 |
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| 354 |
wow i was really on drugs when i did this |
2018-02-16 |
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| 353 |
I have this Notch here, so that's handy. |
2018-02-13 |
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| 352 |
Let's just keep makin dudes, we know how to party here. |
2018-02-13 |
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| 351 |
Q: "How much would I have to pay for you to program The Witness in Java?" A: Ahh... 9000 Decibels |
2018-02-12 |
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| 350 |
Who knows what the hell "decibels" means? I still don't know. I know what they mean but I still don't know what they mean. |
2018-02-12 |
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| 349 |
That didn't actually fix anything. But it was wrong! |
2018-02-11 |
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| 348 |
You will respect my velocity! |
2018-02-11 |
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| 347 |
I'm gonna write pens on my todo list... "Pens that feel better when you cross things out." |
2018-02-10 |
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| 346 |
When you cross off an item on your todo list, you want it to feel good. |
2018-02-10 |
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| 345 |
We're getting rid of the A's~ |
2018-02-09 |
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| 344 |
What a garbage. |
2018-02-09 |
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| 343 |
UltraSearch is so ultra, that it's beyond the need to case-sensitively search. |
2018-02-09 |
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| 342 |
Linkers are dogbutt slow. |
2018-02-09 |
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| 341 |
You don't know exactly what a game is when you start it. |
2018-02-09 |
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| 340 |
It's a small difference but it's a big difference, see? |
2018-02-06 |
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| 339 |
When you screw up an API like this, Everybody pays for it for a long time FOREVER. |
2018-02-06 |
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| 338 |
C ... Windows ... System32 ... Notepad! I should've guessed, it's not a program, it's notepad! |
2018-02-06 |
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| 337 |
oh that's it, I see what I'm sayin' |
2018-02-06 |
|
| 336 |
I should've done better. |
2018-02-05 |
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| 335 |
If I allowed myself to be angry I would be so angry right now. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 334 |
Why am I wasting my life doing this? |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 333 |
I'm doing forensic science to figure out how to create a fucking process. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 332 |
What did we learn? We learned that system is a disaster in windows and you shouldn't use it. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 331 |
What are all of these windows? Let's get rid of these things... |
2018-02-05 |
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| 330 |
That's a very "Russian pencil on the spaceship" kind of solution. |
2018-02-05 |
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| 329 |
This is a fully mental ... insaino ... crazy disaster. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 328 |
Everybody is fired. F-I-R-E-D. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 327 |
Captain America is not supported in the current profile. |
2018-02-05 |
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| 326 |
Why don't you tell me what capability? Because you don't give a shit, because you don't care that people can't use your API. |
2018-02-05 |
|
| 325 |
The C++ standards committee is not reality-based. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 324 |
We have problems. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 323 |
This is what happens when I don't sleep enough before superstream Sunday. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 322 |
What was I smoking last night? [...] I was smoking the right thing, apparently. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 321 |
I literally don't know how this is possible. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 320 |
So type of some type dot best friend should be guy, and we should be matching that against dummy... |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 319 |
Wait, wanted gave us nothing but given gave us something! |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 318 |
He's behind the barrier with all the bullet holes in it. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 317 |
You know, sometimes you just can't run rc.exe. And you need to do some gaming. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 316 |
One does not simply copy a syntax tree. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 315 |
That is a failure of the first order, and I don't mean Star Wars. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 314 |
Now K has a binding, mofo! |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 313 |
Polymorph matching just broke. |
2018-02-04 |
|
| 312 |
We have different definitions of the word "works". |
2018-01-31 |
|
| 311 |
I want to get practice at winning. |
2018-01-31 |
|
| 310 |
[Chris] Someone's trying to, uh... kill you, I guess. |
2018-01-29 |
|
| 309 |
Shit, he's here! Banana Man! |
2018-01-29 |
|
| 308 |
Don't PUBG me here. Don't PUBG me here!! |
2018-01-29 |
|
| 307 |
If he shot through the wall, that's kind of offensive, honestly. |
2018-01-29 |
|
| 306 |
Bye, twitch dot tv slash viewers! |
2018-01-28 |
|
| 305 |
I'm checking poopy butthole |
2018-01-28 |
|
| 304 |
I totally potatoed on that guy. |
2018-01-28 |
|
| 303 |
Whoever animated that didn't know anything about... anything. |
2018-01-28 |
|
| 302 |
Dude, Mickey Mouse is going to be public domain in two years |
2018-01-27 |
|
| 301 |
I'm trying to learn the controls and you cutscene'd my ass. |
2018-01-27 |
|
| 300 |
They keep changing Photoshop, and it doesn't... work. |
2018-01-18 |
|
| 299 |
Did I change something that fixed something, or is it just a bug? |
2018-01-16 |
|
| 298 |
You may ask yourself, "where did my shadowmap go?" |
2018-01-16 |
|
| 297 |
Sometimes, monkey debugging is the best debugging. |
2018-01-16 |
|
| 296 |
Security is our #374 problem. |
2018-01-16 |
|
| 295 |
'Searching for file contents could be slow?' You just advertised to me that you were the fastest-- ...Software is so hopeless. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 294 |
It's like I'm using Linux here. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 293 |
I don't think I like Time Spy, honestly. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 292 |
Somebody needs to throw Windows off of a really high cliff, into hot lava. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 291 |
Somebody needs to throw Windows off a cliff. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 290 |
I can do this with a superhack. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 289 |
This is by far not the fastest way to do this, BUT WHO CARES?!?!?!?!? |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 288 |
Okay, so... Let's do a hack. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 287 |
Hey look, I can't see anything! That's great! |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 286 |
Graphics programming is just a giant disaster. It's so terrible. I'm sorry. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 285 |
There's a fine art of not getting sidetracked too far from what you're working on. |
2018-01-15 |
|
| 284 |
Metaprogramming is the future and it solves all our problems, because going meta is always better! |
2018-01-13 |
|
| 283 |
Engineering is about understanding what's going on. |
2018-01-13 |
|
| 282 |
We're not doing foofoo softie stuff. |
2018-01-13 |
|
| 281 |
'Does this guy ever interact with chat?' Thanks for the 12-month resub, ResonatorGames! |
2018-01-13 |
|
| 280 |
The fuck is this?? Get-- ughhhhhhhh, Team Explorer... |
2018-01-10 |
|
| 279 |
If you look on Wikipedia at the graph somebody made of all the Linux forks over time, you just look at that and say, "What a giant waste of effort." |
2018-01-10 |
|
| 278 |
I just had to set the bozo bit on a couple of people and stop replying to them. |
2018-01-10 |
|
| 277 |
Aw, I blued myself again! |
2018-01-07 |
|
| 276 |
I don't consider myself indie. I consider myself a videogame art person. |
2018-01-07 |
|
| 275 |
Yeah, the chat is not some beacon of intellectual amazingness. |
2018-01-06 |
|
| 274 |
[Casey] Pube-g is happening. |
2018-01-06 |
|
| 273 |
Parsers aren't hard. |
2018-01-06 |
|
| 272 |
The reason atomics are templates in C++ is because C++ went insane. |
2018-01-06 |
|
| 271 |
Sometimes we break things. |
2018-01-06 |
|
| 270 |
Why is this the game that I'm playing? |
2017-12-26 |
|
| 269 |
I guess I should get a lot better at dodging rocks. |
2017-12-26 |
|
| 268 |
I have very finely honed coconut detection |
2017-12-25 |
|
| 267 |
I need to earn some blocks by watching ads. |
2017-12-25 |
|
| 266 |
I'm smoking crack. |
2017-12-25 |
|
| 265 |
Maybe you guys just don't like sausages enough? |
2017-12-25 |
|
| 264 |
I missed the wall |
2017-12-25 |
|
| 263 |
It's Portal. |
2017-12-23 |
|
| 262 |
78 people watching? Okay, I'll try to be less grouchy. It's easy to be grouchy when I'm playing videogames! |
2017-12-23 |
|
| 261 |
Ow! Stop it, routine chickens! |
2017-12-23 |
|
| 260 |
AHHHH EGGS! I hate you, eggs. |
2017-12-06 |
|
| 259 |
I wasn't in the mood for a bug this hard today. |
2017-12-03 |
|
| 258 |
I'm going insane. I'm as insane as a Linux person deploying a containerized application. |
2017-11-29 |
|
| 257 |
Okay, that's good. Its wrong the same, both times. |
2017-11-28 |
|
| 256 |
Wait, I made the wrong kind of tea! It's a disaster. |
2017-11-28 |
|
| 255 |
I'm super confused. I haven't had my tea yet. |
2017-11-28 |
|
| 254 |
Maybe if I run it a lot of times it'll work. |
2017-11-28 |
|
| 253 |
Not a long enough length to do what I'm doing with it. |
2017-11-27 |
|
| 252 |
Who doesn't want to get off Emacs? It's terrible. |
2017-10-29 |
|
| 251 |
There's some basic bug. |
2017-10-29 |
|
| 250 |
Windows has NEVER found a solution to the problem. |
2017-10-29 |
|
| 249 |
I felt the micro-aggression involved in the statement |
2017-10-15 |
|
| 248 |
I can almost guarantee that there's going to be more problems, but it's lunch time, so... |
2017-10-04 |
|
| 247 |
Java is designed to be a boring programming language. |
2017-10-04 |
|
| 246 |
I'm gonna write this down then I'll think about what to think about them |
2017-10-01 |
|
| 245 |
Sometimes people just want to make decisions that are not the best life decisions and you have to respect that. |
2017-09-25 |
|
| 244 |
I potato'd on him! |
2017-09-25 |
|
| 243 |
We're just gonna die, it's fine. |
2017-09-18 |
|
| 242 |
The amount of idea that I have is zero |
2017-08-26 |
|
| 241 |
Oh boy! There were earlier changes that I didn't check in. Well... They're checked in now! |
2017-08-18 |
|
| 240 |
Rotate your phone bro! ;) |
2017-08-18 |
|
| 239 |
Well, welcome to OpenGL. |
2017-08-18 |
|
| 238 |
Trying to program in OpenGL is like if you were a Microsoft first-year summer intern and they made you program in Visual F##+++ for Office Team System One and with a Visual Basic++ plugin and you had to program for UWP and everything was just awesome. |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 237 |
People are talking about Netflix in the chat, so obviously what I'm doing is compelling. Nobody in the chat cares about programming, that's fine. |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 236 |
Given the state of videogame journalism these days, I wouldn't be surprised if some announcement actually happens that I'm working on Knack 3. I don't wanna cause trouble. *laughs* |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 235 |
svn commit -m "Started implementing Knack 3 for the $$$$$$ franchise MEGABUX" |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 234 |
Someone call Sony, I'm making Knack 3. This is the best Knack! |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 233 |
DOLLAR_SIGN... The things I do to get indentation. |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 232 |
I don't see any questions in the chat. I guess that's because my amazing, error-free, daffed programming skills have been too quick for everybody so far, that's ok. *laughs* |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 231 |
Hey! Ok, we're back to the Land of Sanity. |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 230 |
Oh god... Wow! You know, I'm tempted to just erase this all stream and pretend it never happened and start over tomorrow. |
2017-08-16 |
|
| 229 |
Believe me: there's no end to compiler bugs. |
2017-08-15 |
|
| 228 |
It's beyond redonkadonk. Which is even farther than Beyond Zork. |
2017-08-14 |
|
| 227 |
This is worth getting killed for right here. |
2017-08-14 |
|
| 226 |
Most people are not self-critical and reality-based. |
2017-08-13 |
|
| 225 |
Microsoft has no respect for anything. |
2017-08-13 |
|
| 224 |
Whoops! I'm makin' all kind of typos. |
2017-08-12 |
|
| 223 |
That is too lousy. Even I will not do that! |
2017-08-12 |
|
| 222 |
JavaScript is basically the worst thing that's happened to computers. Ever. |
2017-08-12 |
|
| 221 |
Kinda like JavaScript except, unlike JavaScript, we're not pretending to be a real programming language, so that's ok. |
2017-08-12 |
|
| 220 |
Every time somebody asks why I'm using SVN, I die a little bit inside. Because it should be obvious. |
2017-08-12 |
|
| 219 |
Oh god!... Alright guys, this is gonna be brutal. |
2017-08-11 |
|
| 218 |
It says "one return value received", which I disagree with. |
2017-08-11 |
|
| 217 |
Thanks Microsoft, for this... program that I payed thousands of dollars for. |
2017-08-11 |
|
| 216 |
OMG... It worked! Oh, the language is gettin' good. |
2017-08-11 |
|
| 215 |
I'm havin' a good time programming reasonably clean things, and I just don't wanna descend into that horrible place. |
2017-08-10 |
|
| 214 |
I don't know how much to care about that right now. |
2017-08-09 |
|
| 213 |
It's all working, I could swear I'm not joking. |
2017-08-08 |
|
| 212 |
It's gamma'd wrong again. |
2017-08-08 |
|
| 211 |
Is somebody doubting that I do things in a quality way? What kind of people are you? |
2017-08-08 |
|
| 210 |
Gggnaaah! I don't care it's a TV show |
2017-08-08 |
|
| 209 |
If I can continually become a better programmer, then getting fat is a small price to pay. |
2017-08-07 |
|
| 208 |
That is worth some chocolate. If I program well I get fat, so that's ok. |
2017-08-07 |
|
| 207 |
We're writing so many programs, we don't even know which one has to run now. |
2017-08-07 |
|
| 206 |
That is good action, if I may say so. Take that, PowerPoint! |
2017-08-07 |
|
| 205 |
So the problem with making teas: you think about something and then you forget it! |
2017-08-07 |
|
| 204 |
I just spilled tea on myself, which means it's time to end. |
2017-08-05 |
|
| 203 |
NaN creeps me out. |
2017-08-05 |
|
| 202 |
Why do I have a preference for right-handed coordinates? Because they're better. |
2017-08-04 |
|
| 201 |
I'm gonna tell whoever's working on Sokoban to fix that. |
2017-08-04 |
|
| 200 |
Life is rough. |
2017-08-03 |
|
| 199 |
As far as I'm concerned, it's a little bit of an unsolved problem in computing. |
2017-08-03 |
|
| 198 |
This is just a horrible paste-orama. |
2017-08-03 |
|
| 197 |
This is the tax you pay for working in OpenGL. |
2017-08-03 |
|
| 196 |
I'm gonna dead. I'm dead. |
2017-07-30 |
|
| 195 |
Sometimes, cars don't always stay on their wheels, is all I'm saying. |
2017-07-30 |
|
| 194 |
"is this a gun that shoots bullets?" - Casey, 27.7.17. |
2017-07-28 |
|
| 193 |
How do you go to a place like this and not have awesome caves? |
2017-07-28 |
|
| 192 |
You have to make sure your thing is good, so you know it's worth people's time. |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 191 |
Let's nojobs it. |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 190 |
I'm really sorry for anyone who came along and wanted a coherent stream. |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 189 |
How does anything work? |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 188 |
We have come to the time where "later" is now. |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 187 |
That's pretty good! |
2017-07-27 |
|
| 186 |
Be willing to do something seven times in order to get it right, and that'll make you a really good programmer. |
2017-07-27 |
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| 185 |
Remember to like and subscribe. Thanks for the 12-month resub, Joe53! |
2017-07-26 |
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| 184 |
I'll take 9 mil. I could make a substantial game with 9 mil. |
2017-07-26 |
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| 183 |
[Casey] You know, I just realized crossbow spoonerizes to boss crow. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 182 |
There is a thing called criminal negligence. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 181 |
[Casey] It's an unsolved problem in computer science to know whether or not you can see somebody. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 180 |
If you win, you get a copy of my painter game prototype. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 179 |
[Casey] I am literally stuck in a fucking pool. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 178 |
[Casey] I regret to inform the academy that I still do not have a firearm. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 177 |
At 9:00 I'll probably do a snack run to Whole Foods so I don't starve tonight. |
2017-07-26 |
|
| 176 |
[Devon] I'm at peak manifestation right now. |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 175 |
Donald Trump wants me to use the M16. |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 174 |
Man, who lives in this purple building? This is Prince's house. |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 173 |
[Jon] You don't look particularly hidden right now. [tek256] I'm in the shadows, I--Oh god! [gunshots] |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 172 |
Just don't get hit and shoot people. |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 171 |
Bye, stream channel watchers! |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 170 |
Hey, thanks for the resub, buddy412! |
2017-07-25 |
|
| 169 |
Hey Hummus, did you win Stephen's Sausage Roll yet? Or are you a loser? |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 168 |
If you want to go from a typical programmer to a good programmer, the most important thing to learn is weighing costs vs benefits. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 167 |
It's a pretty janky game technically, but sometimes, games succeed despite their problems. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 166 |
Every life matters. [Runs over an enemy player] |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 165 |
I don't know what left is. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 164 |
Okay, there's not gonna be a car in this swamp. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 163 |
Those cheap European cars *car does a flip* |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 162 |
This car steers like a cow. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 161 |
Yeah. Let's play again and not die. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 160 |
That's 2 for 2, by the way, for car flips. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 159 |
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn't want to get shot. |
2017-07-24 |
|
| 158 |
That was some advanced computer science right there. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 157 |
I am an influencer of poopdogs. Poopfluencer. It's like Neuromancer. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 156 |
The ghost is levying microaggressions at me. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 155 |
More like Steam Early Poopcess. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 154 |
I liked The Witness. That was pretty good. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 153 |
Your microaggressions disturb me. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 152 |
[Casey] I bought Youtube Red for that reason too. [Jon] I bought Redtube for that reason too. |
2017-07-22 |
|
| 151 |
It's time to just quit game programming and play Knack. |
2017-07-21 |
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| 150 |
I already don't necessarily like this. |
2017-07-21 |
|
| 149 |
Microsoft has no respect for anything. |
2017-07-20 |
|
| 148 |
Svn commit -m "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????!??!?!?!?" |
2017-07-20 |
|
| 147 |
Okay. When we re-pointering... |
2017-07-20 |
|
| 146 |
What are ScriptableObjects? Is that a Unity thing? Are you seriously asking me about a Unity thing? |
2017-07-20 |
|
| 145 |
The key is to let the people who make the content do most of the work. |
2017-07-20 |
|
| 144 |
There's no weird constructor juice. |
2017-07-10 |
|
| 143 |
Structurally, that was just a tiny, benign tumor. |
2017-06-27 |
|
| 142 |
That was weaksauce! That was the weakest sauce in the sauce-world. |
2017-06-26 |
|
| 141 |
Assert-Lambda! That's the name of my new band. |
2017-06-26 |
|
| 140 |
Sometimes programming is just about reverting. |
2017-06-26 |
|
| 139 |
Now THAT is a commitable offence. |
2017-06-25 |
|
| 138 |
The guards all have shoddy bows. It's the new Benghazi. |
2017-06-06 |
|
| 137 |
I like when a game doesn't put HUD crapplets. |
2017-06-06 |
|
| 136 |
Covfefe is hiding in here. |
2017-06-05 |
|
| 135 |
How do I jump out? That's communist. |
2017-06-03 |
|
| 134 |
Why does the red top make my suspenders not be there? |
2017-06-03 |
|
| 133 |
And the reason you'd do that is because "oh, maybe you'll bind something to the global namespace" but no, fu-- no... |
2017-05-27 |
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| 132 |
Don't get distracted. |
2017-05-27 |
|
| 131 |
Here we got the big SAILOR. |
2017-05-27 |
|
| 130 |
If these robots were real animals, there'd be NO way I'd be sneaking around them. Fortunately, these robots run Linux. |
2017-05-25 |
|
| 129 |
If you use goto, you sign the warranty that you know what you're doing. |
2017-05-25 |
|
| 128 |
You might say "7 instructions, that sounds like a lot", but it's way way less than taking a cache miss, bucko! |
2017-05-25 |
|
| 127 |
It's been 25 years since I've used scheme... and that is intentional. |
2017-05-25 |
|
| 126 |
Gah, the interface! [shoots in-game computer screen with shotgun] |
2017-05-18 |
|
| 125 |
Whoever designed this part of the game is fired. |
2017-05-18 |
|
| 124 |
Guys, if this is your game, it has to be better than this. |
2017-05-17 |
|
| 123 |
Doctor Yu... No, Doctor Me! |
2017-05-16 |
|
| 122 |
I tend to want the game to start when I start playing the game. |
2017-05-15 |
|
| 121 |
I need a better anti-dude thing. |
2017-05-15 |
|
| 120 |
Drinkin' some tea out of the toilet. |
2017-05-15 |
|
| 119 |
That was no Half-Life tram ride. |
2017-05-15 |
|
| 118 |
The incoming bullets are weird... they don't feel that incoming. |
2017-05-15 |
|
| 117 |
Change or remove a program... RenderDoc... Uninstall. Goodbye. |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 116 |
I've given up trying to understand OpenGL. |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 115 |
This is a testament to how far you can get with something that is totally broken. |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 114 |
This is a little bit annoying, because we multiplied by our hack factor and stuff. |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 113 |
I just shouldn't have streamed today, because I'm too stupid today, period. |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 112 |
They're all at z=1. How is that even a good idea? |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 111 |
I know! I know! I know! |
2017-03-26 |
|
| 110 |
This should definitely kill one of the dimensions. And it doesn't. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 109 |
I just have no idea. I'm ready to just give up and throw all my computers out the window. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 108 |
I don't hate it. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 107 |
Oh this is an enum, not a struct. DAUUHHH. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 106 |
Something is broken, and I think it's OpenGL. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 105 |
We want high resolution cute kittens. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 104 |
Being lazy is a little bit of a skillset sometimes. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 103 |
Sometimes things seem wrong but they're actually right. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 102 |
If that doesn't make sense, then, well, learn some linear algebra cause it's cool. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 101 |
Dude, Photoshop sucks. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 100 |
I feel kind of slow and stupid today. |
2017-03-25 |
|
| 99 |
You don't have to finish Stephen's Sausage Roll, you're just missing possibly the greatest puzzle game of all time. It's your choice, man. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 98 |
We're getting nested here. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 97 |
It's the Barack Obama scroll. Yes we can. ...No, if this were a Donald Trump scroll, we wouldn't have all that UTF-8 work we did, so you couldn't print Korean and stuff. We would be able to print Russian, though. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 96 |
How do I have 94 quotes already? We were at like 40 last week. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 95 |
Sometimes I get bummed out about how my error messages aren't that good, and then I see this garbage. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 94 |
Oh my god Becky. Look at that scroll. |
2017-02-07 |
|
| 93 |
I just see a bunch of crap here. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 92 |
Look at that. We're better than emacs. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 91 |
Why isn't it accepting 15 16? That's just communist. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 90 |
That's just communist. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 89 |
Frog Fractions 2 should have had Fez 2 in it. That would have been quality. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 88 |
Dude Unicode is a disaster, I think it needs to be destroyed. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 87 |
Twitch is fascist. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 86 |
According to this, i'm doing really bad stuff all the time. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 85 |
That's just great when you try to repro something and then you just go Holy *** |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 84 |
Hot dogs are pretty important but they're not as important as putting text into the copy buffer. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 83 |
This is what UI code is by the way, it's just a bunch of stuff. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 82 |
Swap = true, boom boom. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 81 |
The difference between bad software and good software is that in good software you go fix the problems. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 80 |
That's the problem with streaming, is that I say stuff and then it gets added to the quotes. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 79 |
Boy, I sure am getting a lot of quotes added lately. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 78 |
I should put this here. Because I'm stupid. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 77 |
What is this game about? It's about pushing boxes. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 76 |
Middle of the bar goes where we are. |
2017-02-06 |
|
| 75 |
We're trackin' |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 74 |
This scrollbar will have explosions. I guarantee. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 73 |
I'm much happier programming in this language. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 72 |
What the hell tea is this? |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 71 |
Maybe I'm stupid all this week because I've been streaming so much. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 70 |
Why are people backseat driving? |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 69 |
I don't like anything about what Microsoft are doing these days. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 68 |
We are SO beyond compiler bug territory. We're past the thunderdome here. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 67 |
You can't multiply in C++ because it is a pointer dereference. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 66 |
I learned Mips assembly in college. That's some good stuff. Sort of. |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 65 |
Isn't it neat how you can just make things by typing code? |
2017-02-05 |
|
| 64 |
Nobody's put the peanut butter in the chocolate very much. |
2017-02-04 |
|
| 63 |
Ok, Going to explain it again.....NOPE, you got to re-watch it. |
2017-02-04 |
|
| 62 |
Maybe I'm not killing it seriously enough. |
2017-02-03 |
|
| 61 |
The weights are all -1 which means the problem is that this shader doesn't even lift. |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 60 |
This is boring and stupid. |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 59 |
I have some things to say to Mr. OpenGL, and they're not happy nice things. |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 58 |
This shouldn't be hard, why are you all assholes? |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 57 |
Well it didn't work, and we can't debug it. So that's it. I quit programming now. |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 56 |
Y'all ready to try an experiment? |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 55 |
Svn commit -m "Dank." |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 54 |
See I told you, I was being stupid. |
2017-02-02 |
|
| 53 |
Let's get rid of that, that's more Windows floating around that we don't need. |
2017-02-01 |
|
| 52 |
I need more snack surface area. |
2017-02-01 |
|
| 51 |
People who made open gl are assholes. |
2017-01-29 |
|
| 50 |
Maybe that just works. That didn't just work. |
2017-01-28 |
|
| 49 |
We see arguments. It's like seeing dead people, but different. |
2017-01-28 |
|
| 48 |
Am I stupid?! |
2017-01-28 |
|
| 47 |
This is not a dancing stream. |
2017-01-27 |
|
| 46 |
This is gonna be like playing music, but we don't destroy other music. |
2017-01-27 |
|
| 45 |
If you guys don't know what "Hello, Sailor" is then you need to learn some video game history. |
2017-01-27 |
|
| 44 |
As soon as they put logo on duct tape, I will quit computing forever. |
2017-01-26 |
|
| 43 |
Maybe it's time to blow this cheap taco stand. |
2017-01-25 |
|
| 42 |
They should call me Mr T because of all the tea I drink. |
2017-01-25 |
|
| 41 |
My teapot decides to keep the water boiling by default. |
2017-01-25 |
|
| 40 |
This is mostly for you guys. |
2017-01-25 |
|
| 39 |
Ouch, yeah. |
2017-01-25 |
|
| 38 |
If this were my game, you'd see this by looking out of the... Ah! |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 37 |
BOOM Headshot. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 36 |
I need to not use concave symmetric pot. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 35 |
We still don't, to this day, know how to make things weigh the same as a duck. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 34 |
That's not even in the shader man, that's totally in the if statement. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 33 |
I'm not gonna debate anybody about these topics. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 32 |
Maybe I spilled water all over the floor. That's definitely possible. |
2017-01-22 |
|
| 31 |
It works if we don't hit that bug. |
2017-01-21 |
|
| 30 |
Hope is amazing when you can have it. |
2016-11-21 |
|
| 29 |
If you program like this... go work at Microsoft or something. |
2016-09-01 |
|
| 28 |
C++ can't do this. But we can do that. We can totally do that. |
2016-09-01 |
|
| 27 |
It wants strings and it's trying to pass guys. |
2016-09-01 |
|
| 26 |
Let's do something crazy. |
2016-08-23 |
|
| 25 |
I always have a Casey Muratori in my head somewhere. |
2016-08-23 |
|
| 24 |
That may just be me being stodgy and / or stubborn. |
2016-08-23 |
|
| 23 |
Nobody at microsoft can program at this point. |
2016-08-23 |
|
| 22 |
You'll go bananas trying to deal with this problem. |
2016-07-25 |
|
| 21 |
Shut up! shut up! I'm giving a presentation. |
2016-07-25 |
|
| 20 |
It's a problem, first of all, because it just doesn't work in windows. |
2016-07-25 |
|
| 19 |
It's easy to have weird notions. |
2016-07-25 |
|
| 18 |
Sooo sub-optimal. |
2016-07-24 |
|
| 17 |
There's this thing in C++ called SFINAE, but it's banana nut balls. |
2016-05-21 |
|
| 16 |
I'm going to make a farming game called "farming sucks" |
2016-05-16 |
|
| 15 |
This battle required 3 times as much programming as the rest of the game. |
2016-05-15 |
|
| 14 |
I'm in Dear Esther all of a sudden. |
2016-05-14 |
|
| 13 |
Whoever designed that would be fired from my company. |
2016-05-14 |
|
| 12 |
Sorry, I didn't eat enough cookies and my brain sugar is low. |
2016-05-07 |
|
| 11 |
It's just a carnival of lose. |
2016-05-07 |
|
| 10 |
The type of a type is Type. |
2016-05-07 |
|
| 9 |
That's a little better. Whatever it's not gonna solve world peace. |
2016-05-07 |
|
| 8 |
I avoid them, like I avoid all STDs in real life. |
2016-05-07 |
|
| 7 |
All bits are lit. |
2016-03-17 |
|
| 6 |
Let's start glancing at it, then I'll show you something cool. |
2016-03-17 |
|
| 5 |
I don't hear any beep boop... |
2016-03-17 |
|
| 4 |
We'll just have a "bottom of the screen is not in view" day. |
2016-03-17 |
|
| 3 |
I'll crop it out in OBS. |
2016-03-17 |
|
| 2 |
Wow, I just ate something weird. |
2016-03-02 |
|
| 1 |
And then... no, I ran the wrong thing again! |
2016-03-02 |
|
| 0 |
This could be very exciting, potentially. |
2016-03-02 |
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