ID	Quote ⏶	Date	Rating
123	"I fully expect you all to have left your engines and libraries at home, because if I see anyone out there on handmade hero using an engine or a library.... there will be significant consequences, people!"	2015-06-22
611	"NOTE(casey): 148million" Okay, that's a great note, Casey, thanks for keeping that in there	2018-02-04
276	(re: the US constitution) They need to organize this thing better.	2015-10-19
80	*scratching back* No rush on the loading there, GIMP. Take your time.	2015-04-27
242	*sobs* I just don't understand why the code doesn't work sometimes! *sniff* Why does it have to be so mean?	2015-09-17
404	*whistles* Someone typed the word Zelda into the chat, so I felt the need to whistle.	2016-03-17
296	*yawning* I told you, I told you I was gonna yawn.	2015-11-17
301	... and now we're going to grind you up into sausage to feed to hungry people.	2015-11-18
134	... if you're doing Object Oriented Programming which we won't really cover so you'll never find out what that is!	2014-11-17
164	... so there's no more mysteries, no more 'I-don't-really-know-what-it-does-down-there' kinda stuff. We're goin' in, cleaning out all the cobwebs, going into 'the basement', if you will; finding out what your creepy grandfather put down there, or what weird pickling experiment someone did. And you don't necessarily want to eat it. So, you know, sometimes it's gross; it's true.	2015-01-06
471	...and then I am going to kill myself. Which I have.	2016-04-14
319	...so that we will be all good to go tomorrow, and everyone will be on the same "sound page", on the same wavelength, if you will.	2015-06-18
4	...we're not gonna be grinding against walls a lot, it's not a walking simulator type of game...	2015-01-20
344	//TODO(casey): Move this out to its own thang.	2016-01-05
434	33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0.	2016-03-29
8	4,000,000,000 - 0 = 1.	2015-01-22
157	99% of your success in using a library is using a library that Sean made.	2015-08-05
653	A GPT trained on hackernews would be something special.	2022-12-04
260	A Variable can be anything that it wants to be.	2015-09-29
143	A doubly-linked list is really just a list.	2015-07-28
187	A little variable shadowing to start the day.	2015-08-20
353	A warp is 16 or 32 guys who are in it together.	2016-01-13
572	ATI peed on our cake.	2017-04-23
43	Aaaah! Duh.	2015-03-20
169	All of our pixels are hand-selected by us, for the finest quality.	2015-04-16
90	All we need to do is a mask foof of these guys here...	2015-05-13
36	Always Seamless.	2015-02-27
620	An artist's machine can write 2.5 MB before Photoshop can even select the lasso tool, not counting if you accidentally, heaven forfend, accidentally hit the "Open In Bridge" button, at which point you could rewrite all of the world's knowledge many times over to optical media and you would be done before Photoshop could even open its dialog box	2018-07-14
366	And now it's like Mr. Doesn't-Want-To-Do-That-For-Me.	2016-01-22
271	And that's the end of that.	2015-10-08
521	And the bug is gone.	2016-08-11
142	And then I can't put things into the hole anymore.	2015-07-27
20	And we immediately get a crash. And of course, that's a good thing...	2015-01-28
518	And, for the love of god, people, do not write in and send me any of those awful volatile articles that people sent in that were just all wrong.	2016-08-10
591	Anyone who's not on board should make their opinions known.	2017-07-23
221	Apparently that really is happening for reals. We just have a lot of debug events in there.	2015-09-08
184	Are the ABCs a W thing as well?	2015-08-19
180	Are there larger numbers than 4096? Do we have evidence in the natural world of things that can exist in quantities _larger_ than 4096?	2015-08-18
1	Are you okay with that, Mr. Compiler?	2015-01-19
412	Are you ready for this? Because this is ridiculous.	2016-03-21
206	Are you thinking what I'm thinking?	2015-09-01
218	Aren't we the spoiled little child whose mommy is doting on him?	2015-09-08
456	Arrrgggghhhhhh.	2016-04-08
543	As is the rule on Handmade Hero: I never get to do any preparation.	2017-01-15
183	As you get 1 day older, you get 1 day stupider.	2015-08-19
127	Assert(!"THIS IS THE END OF YOUR PROGRAM MUHAHAHAHAAHAH HA ha");	2015-06-23
85	Aww yeah, nice job emacs.	2015-05-05
616	Bad, wrong, incorrect, false!	2018-06-02
177	Be a Jedi, build your own lightsaber. Don't go taking this targeting computer approach to stuff!	2015-08-17
275	Brain.	2015-10-16
420	By the way, I can still hear helicopters outside, so I'm assuming the guy in the tree is still in the tree.	2016-03-22
410	C++ is awesome and always does everything wrong.	2016-03-18
392	CBAD, that's my rapper name.	2016-03-08
409	Can't you see, Mr Five minute warning, that I'm right in the middle of something? What is wrong with you?	2016-03-18
574	Cheers.	2017-04-30
488	Cheese fingers are a big problem.	2016-05-28
525	Chrome? Chrooooooome?	2016-09-21
472	Clocks without children. It's like Doctors Without Borders, only less altruistic.	2016-04-15
458	Consider yourself so very lucky.	2016-04-08
569	Death by a thousand function calls.	2017-04-22
634	Did insobot just say "Domo arigato, Mr. Compiler"? Because if so, then that is the new high watermark for artificial intelligence	2018-10-20
360	DirectX doesn't run anywhere, Windows is the only place you can use it, or maybe if you're an Xbox developer, if those even exist anymore.	2016-01-19
391	Do we have less installed? Yeah!	2016-03-04
47	Do we have pie? I'm not sure if we have pie.	2015-04-01
117	Does anyone know what I was thinking about when I did that?	2015-06-11
564	Don't OOP. OOC.	2017-04-01
376	Don't ask me why I did that. Sometimes people just like some rectangular cut-and-paste.	2016-02-22
38	Don't ask me why I'm doing this renaming. Yeah, it's probably not that necessary, but I'm doing it anyway.	2015-03-11
318	Don't forget to eat lunch. Most important meal of the day.	2015-11-19
636	Don't forget to like and subscribe	2018-11-10
54	Don't get your hopes up.	2015-04-07
315	Don't let your whole life be defined by the one bad lunch you ate.	2015-11-19
367	Don't quote me on that.	2016-02-08
589	Don't scratch your eye.	2017-07-15
55	Don't talk to animals with more color wavelength sensors than you.	2015-04-08
163	Doopity doo.	2015-08-05
393	Drivers and Windows. They conspire to "help" you.	2016-03-08
368	Emulation requires emulation! :)	2016-02-08
645	Entropy is the mother of invention	2019-04-14
475	Every game should be called Crowtel.	2016-04-20
178	Every time I say stuff's gonna break, it doesn't break! Every time!	2015-08-17
579	Everybody needs to get lit.	2017-06-17
527	Everyone can relax, and by "everyone", I mean "me".	2016-09-27
280	Everyone is happy and smiling and everyone is dancing around and doing things, ridiculous things, unmentionable things.	2015-10-21
291	Everyone loves GetGroupForName. Don't you? I do, I think. I'm not sure.	2015-10-28
194	Everyone loves it when you free things.	2015-08-21
94	Everyone loves the inverted infinity rectangle!	2015-05-17
312	Everyone should eat lunch where they want, and everyone should have the lunch that they want. Don't let other people tell you how to eat your lunch, because that's lunch despotism and it's not okay.	2015-11-19
284	Everyone's happy and fine and dancing around like jubilant children, but not bratty children, actually, children who are nice, reasonable people.	2015-10-24
615	Everything gets better when the code gets smaller.	2018-05-12
293	Everything in our debug system is going to actually use copy out into some kind of a more, sort of, generic way, permanent record sort of free list, happy funplex thing.	2015-10-29
364	Everything just worked, which is crazy.	2016-01-21
549	Fantastic.	2017-02-05
294	Fine... Mr Poopy Pants, stupid poopy sauce, poopy pants.	2015-10-29
309	First Rule of Programming: You don't eat lunch if you're already full.	2015-11-19
103	Flog them hamsters. Flog 'em!	2015-05-29
343	For the love of god, Mischief.	2016-01-04
631	Forget the recap, we've got work to do, folks.	2018-10-20
176	Game ideas are largely irrelevant.	2015-08-17
627	Gmail is like, "Hey look, man, I just don't know how to do typing!" That's fantastic	2018-08-26
510	Go away, Five minute warning!	2016-07-26
151	Good job, Handmade Hero. Nice work on that one.	2015-08-05
21	Goodbye!	2015-02-02
140	Hacks are hard.	2015-07-24
197	Happy birthday Windows, have a little party there.	2015-08-25
573	Happy day happiness of special deliciousness.	2017-04-29
557	He kinda has a USB butt.	2017-03-11
339	He spends a lot of time on Steam, so he has a lot of hats.	2015-12-10
520	Here is Mr Gamey-Pants-Poo.	2016-08-11
442	Here's a thought. And you can tell me what you think of this thought; of the thinking behind this thought.	2016-03-31
327	Here's some scumm I've been evolving.	2015-12-05
148	Hey Sean, here's the contents of that file.	2015-08-04
329	Hey, look! It did what I expected!	2015-12-08
649	Hi Mom, we just thwarted Darwin.	2019-09-07
440	How about you actually check to see if it's loaded, Muratori!	2016-03-31
39	How am I supposed to program with no tea?	2015-03-11
470	How cool is that, though!	2016-04-14
381	How did we get here? Am I the only one concerned about this?	2016-02-24
512	How interesting is it to have multiple render targets you can't do anything with?	2016-07-28
374	How's Mr Hand doing?	2016-02-17
614	I also kind of want to do a grow operation on this here, and not the kind where the feds come because you're using U.V. lights	2018-05-05
116	I am going to go out on a limb here - pun intended! - and say that we have a problem somewhere, because I - don't know about you - but I'm not seeing a lot of trees there.	2015-06-11
150	I am going to reload the entire font file and make Sean parse it every darn time. I know that's rude.	2015-08-05
48	I am here for your amusement.	2015-04-01
111	I am not Mr Pixel Centers.	2015-06-04
524	I am not a floating point guru.	2016-09-21
10	I am not an AI.	2015-01-22
445	I am super double happy with how that went. I am a happy puppy.	2016-03-31
592	I am that government and you are being oppressed.	2017-07-23
417	I apologise, DebugIDs. I was saying you were extraneous, but really you seem pretty sanely designed and I don't think there's any reason to get rid of you because it looks like you're doing a useful thing.	2016-03-22
585	I assume it's "hare-brained", like the rabbit. Or is it "hair-brained", like the follicle?	2017-06-25
449	I believe you should pay for your software. At MollyRocket we pay for absolutely everything we use.	2016-04-05
138	I can do this in a super janky way, which I'll do first.	2015-07-16
73	I can show you why the stupid way is a problem.	2015-04-22
361	I didn't fall asleep yet, so that's good.	2016-01-21
630	I don't care about security.	2018-10-20
436	I don't care about you.	2016-03-29
16	I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. I don't follow hockey.	2015-01-27
226	I don't even think it will exist in 15 years. I don't think there will be such a thing as a hardware renderer.	2015-09-10
159	I don't feel like implementing that. Otherwise, it seems fine.	2015-08-05
45	I don't have enough Emacs-fu to bust that out.	2015-03-31
217	I don't how it's gonna JIT.	2015-09-08
397	I don't know how that ended up working.	2016-03-09
566	I don't know how to use cars.	2017-04-09
104	I don't know how we could do that. There's no way we could load a text file that fast. You'd need some kind of future technology.	2015-05-29
377	I don't know if you can say you want to kill back that far.	2016-02-22
204	I don't know the gender of Visual Studio. Probably an "it", would be my guess.	2015-09-01
120	I don't know what that is, but I wish it would stop.	2015-06-17
274	I don't know why brown butter, because it's tastier than regular... I actually like regular butter, so let's just say regular butter for now.	2015-10-16
248	I don't read anything about C++ any more, I just assume it's a disaster zone.	2015-09-21
452	I don't really like Jimmy Wales' face so much.	2016-04-06
74	I don't use classes.	2015-04-23
580	I don't want pirate stuff, I want Pirates of the Caribbean.	2017-06-24
483	I don't want them to start invalid, although they are invalid - in the sense that they have no arms and legs...	2016-05-13
371	I don't want to be at the club. This is not dance time.	2016-02-15
237	I don't want to leave it in a state that's actually working. I want to put it back into a state where it is broken.	2015-09-15
346	I feel like a neck-bird could live in a neck-beard.	2016-01-07
526	I feel like it's hard to say something quotable on demand.	2016-09-21
245	I feel like that deserves a little owl of shame.	2015-09-18
333	I feel like there were supposed to be more children in it, and I have no idea where they went. They're just gone, apparently. Sorry, kids!	2015-12-09
576	I feel like they want a lot more poof.	2017-05-01
517	I find that concurrency is one thing, but flow control is really the harder thing.	2016-08-09
415	I forgot about the particle system. I forgot that it was using the hero's head.	2016-03-21
482	I forgot there's a me down there.	2016-05-13
249	I got through all the questions. I got through ALL the questions. I got through them.	2015-09-21
273	I guess the Wacom tablet decided to take its own life.	2015-10-15
195	I had like, a brain spasm and then a reverse brain spasm.	2015-05-31
137	I hate The Web.	2015-07-15
100	I hate const with a passion.	2015-05-28
119	I have an itch... on my back. Can we just say that? Am I allowed to say that on stream?	2015-06-15
5	I have no faith in Microsoft's engineering, and I think that everything that they ship will be garbage...	2015-01-21
481	I have no idea how to say Sergio properly, let alone sexily.	2016-05-05
516	I hope everyone was interested in the matrix thing today, because apparently that's all we're going to do.	2016-07-30
202	I just kind of ruined The Variable.	2015-08-31
639	I like cats better than humans anyway.	2018-12-01
230	I liked how that completed to nothings.	2015-09-11
514	I love how it can't ever tell you any values in release mode.	2016-07-28
79	I love when they get tiny. They end up moving so quickly.	2015-04-27
313	I made a faux pas there. It was a pas that was made of faux.	2015-11-19
350	I may have typed some bugs in there.	2016-01-11
247	I mean if you can't handle three measly crabs, you're just gonna be dead weight.	2015-09-19
251	I might try something, like, epically ridiculous. Like, something so ridiculous that it just has no right working.	2015-09-22
306	I never remember exactly how the macro processors works, other than the fact that I always remember that it's a giant steaming pile of lunch.	2015-11-19
233	I overate yesterday. There was a lot of food consumed. Just not really the right amount of food for a single Casey to be eating.	2015-09-14
130	I probably said that, didn't I?	2015-06-24
546	I realize this is not relevant to programming. But it is relevant to biscuits.	2017-01-29
541	I really like Pound Cake.	2016-12-31
182	I take it back, I think I wasn't stupid!	2015-08-19
444	I think I would like to quote Andrew Chronister here and just say that, 'Insobot is a national treasure'	2016-03-31
648	I think anyone who has ever contributed to the C++ standard needs to have their license to code revoked.	2019-08-17
115	I think creepy uncle Casey is gonna go get some ramen now.	2015-06-10
560	I think it was Leonardo da Vinci who said "The perfect painting would be nothing but a canvas of pure magenta." He also listed the HTML #color for it: ff00ff.	2015-03-31
272	I think that's the first time on Handmade Hero I can remember getting bitten by a feature.	2015-10-13
387	I think we have successfully completed our 4coder switch!	2016-03-02
386	I think we're there. I think we can try doing some coding tomorrow.	2016-03-02
334	I try to always keep track of all the children as much as possible. Unless they're just being annoying, in which case you may decide to misplace them on purpose...	2015-12-09
435	I wanna twiddle it a little bit.	2016-03-29
478	I want the head to snap back to the body when you stop pushing.	2016-04-23
325	I want to break down in tears. I want to just give up and let the horrors of the world continue unabated. Instead what I'm gonna do is set a breakpoint on MarkDebugValue.	2015-11-20
529	I want to run all the viruses in the program (valley girl voice)	2016-10-25
544	I wanted there to be a compressor called broccoli.	2017-01-23
328	I was kind of expecting that to be what we did today, but that's already on the stream so I can't really make that be what we did today...	2015-12-08
17	I was like, 'I know there should be no way this should possibly work; Let's be honest with ourselves, it should be totally impossible,' and it was.	2015-01-28
263	I was premature to call it premature.	2015-09-30
158	I will see you guys on the internet.	2015-08-05
70	I wish I had more cheese. I ate all the cheese, and now it's gone.	2015-04-20
598	I would crash, probably pretty soon	2017-10-15
252	I would have to say that I sound like a d#ck as well.	2015-09-23
213	I would like to dedicate this episode of Handmade Hero to how much Microsoft is an awful company and I hate them.	2015-09-03
428	I would say Won is somebody worth watching in an interview, however...	2016-03-24
612	I would want to take you into a closed room with no access to anything, and demand you draw me various symbols	2018-02-10
257	I'll just go back to what we were doing before. I'll go back to the head fountain.	2015-09-24
407	I'm curious about your curiosity.	2016-03-17
342	I'm going to pretend this laptop never existed and grab the other one.	2016-01-04
486	I'm gonna be Mr Slypants Slypantsyman.	2016-05-24
380	I'm gonna give you a frinstance.	2016-02-24
487	I'm gonna go ahead and hunt this guy down before stopping.	2016-05-24
617	I'm gonna have to take a mulligan on that one.	2018-06-02
389	I'm gonna let Allen do whatever he was gonna do.	2016-03-03
463	I'm gonna make that be yellow, because yellow is the color of... urine. Which is an essential by-product. And Gandhi drank it, supposedly. I wasn't there...	2016-04-09
484	I'm gonna put an owl of shame on top of an owl of shame for that one...	2016-05-14
501	I'm gonna start with something fairly stupid.	2016-07-14
205	I'm having a thought right now, a thought that I have not had before...	2015-09-01
577	I'm interested to know if you can make Pixel Hero...	2017-05-06
622	I'm just going to leave it like this, and everyone who has a big-endian machine can eat on it	2018-08-05
133	I'm literally melting...well I guess I'm not *literally* melting, but it feels like my skin is melting in a real and literal sense.	2015-06-26
139	I'm not a very good bro. I don't even like football.	2015-07-20
69	I'm not throwing stones outside the glass house here, I'm inside the glass house.	2015-04-18
14	I'm sensing a FUN THING!	2015-01-26
238	I'm sorry Dave, I can't... I can't save the file.	2015-09-17
255	I'm sorry I used slang there. That's not good. Kids, you should talk in regular English.	2015-09-23
349	I'm still being oppressed by The Cable Man.	2016-01-11
234	I'm still ironing out CSS issues.	2015-09-14
537	I'm the only thing that's happening.	2016-12-10
35	I'm the programmer and I get to do whatever I want.	2015-02-26
606	I've been programming for 34 years, and I still don't really know game development	2017-12-10
287	I've got 10 minutes left on the clock, so I'm gonna use them. I'm gonna use them to nefarious ends, is what I'm gonna do. I am gonna go ahead and straight up do weird stuff with that.	2015-10-26
147	I've no idea how Snuffleaupagus gets the file - he just gets it; he pulls it out of his snout - I don't care.	2015-08-03
372	I.K. is a nasty, nasty, nasty problem.	2016-02-16
363	If I decide to vomit all over the screen in the middle of this stream, that is just how that's going to go. That is not me reacting to the wonders of visual studio.	2016-01-21
124	If I see anyone on Handmade Hero bringing in an engine or library, there will be significant consequences.	2015-06-22
191	If anyone has any objections you can voice them in the chat, and I hereby overrule them.	2015-08-21
105	If it does, Vulkan. If it doesn't, Vulkan't.	2015-05-31
6	If it's equal to zero, it's bad news bears!	2015-01-21
98	If machines can learn, they should learn to stop running such shitty software.	2015-05-27
647	If someone is going to do something right, and someone wrong, C will do it right and C++ will do it wrong.	2019-08-17
467	If that thing was a phantom, it would sort of hover over here.	2016-04-13
632	If we want to be maximally piggy...	2018-10-20
292	If we were going to be super fancy about it, if we were going to, like, double up on the fanciness, now with extra fanciness...	2015-10-28
618	If wishes were horses... we'd all be at the airport	2018-07-01
203	If you are the kind of person who is passionate about C++ because your mother didn't love you as a child, or whatever the other reasons are that people cling onto it, you can spend a bunch of time learning all those things.	2015-08-31
3	If you believe time is money, you just held up a bunch of Benjamins, if you will, as they say in the states, as the kids today say, and then you light them on fire.	2015-01-20
15	If you could, prefix your colons...	2015-01-27
304	If you don't like what you have for lunch, the best thing to do is to just eat it as quickly as you can - there will always be a better lunch tomorrow.	2015-11-19
40	If you wanna do it right in Silicon Valley, you have to have at least seven gourmet kitchens per programmer.	2015-03-11
166	If you want to learn more about gamma, I encourage you to do some light reading.	2015-04-07
610	If you want to make money, don't program games. I mean, there's a multi-billion dollars company made on PHP, it's called facebook.	2018-02-03
165	If you're just going to go the meathead protein-powder route with it, then that's fine.	2015-08-11
455	If you're not on the 4coder bandwagon yet, I'm not really sure what to say. I guess you're just using a lousy editor. Sorry.	2016-04-08
311	If you're the kinda people who do tea at lunch, it's customary for everyone to go around the table and take a lemon slice and go, "easy peasy lemon squeezy," and then you squeeze it into the tea. Obviously you don't do that if you drink tea with milk because it'll curdle.	2015-11-19
355	If you've been paying attention to our maths, and you know maths - the plural, of course, coming from the Britain...	2016-01-18
286	In sync, like the band. Like the Backstreet Boys, but different.	2015-10-26
507	In theory this is a computer, yes?	2016-07-23
502	Insobot is kind of a national treasure.	2016-07-19
188	Is that roughly the size of the D?	2015-08-20
340	Is there a n{un,one}?	2015-12-11
465	Isn't every day kind of special, at the end of the day?	2016-04-13
337	It always gets great when Kramps comes into the picture, in my opinion. I feel like that's when things start to go well for any video game, as soon as Krampus is in it.	2015-12-09
451	It can never hurt to have more math friends.	2016-04-05
607	It could just be floating point nonsense but it's probably something real	2017-12-23
224	It found that Metroid upgrade.	2015-09-09
25	It has a certain AAAness to it.	2015-02-18
267	It has not been a good Internet day, not that it ever really is.	2015-10-05
593	It is effectively a democracy where no one listens to you. We have a term for that, it's called democracy.	2017-07-23
99	It is just simply not acceptable to have other people touching our pixels. THOSE ARE OUR PIXELS!	2015-05-28
559	It might be a protest, or it might be a parade of some kind.	2017-03-11
223	It prevents you from getting into the situation where you're opening up the trunk of the car and all dismembered bodies are in there.	2015-09-09
174	It was a heavy brain day at the office. Whatever that means.	2015-08-14
61	It was really just me being kind of blunt.	2015-04-15
427	It would be weird for me to say "Stay on the chat" while I don't do that.	2016-03-24
264	It'd be interesting to talk to Donald Trump about programming. I'm sure even though he knows nothing about it he'd have an opinion on it.	2015-10-01
531	It's 2016, and all you have to do to kill Windows is just allocate some memory.	2016-10-27
643	It's a DPIDPI - Dots Per Inch Dumb Programming Interface	2019-02-24
11	It's a Wacom tablet!	2015-01-23
413	It's a little pointer-chasey.	2016-03-21
474	It's all white, like Donald Trump's America.	2016-04-20
345	It's almost always not understood properly, and that includes by me.	2016-01-06
359	It's almost like the hardware is set up to do this! Parentheses: it is.	2016-01-19
548	It's always very bad to forget your water bottle.	2017-02-05
106	It's basically some kind of manure mouthwash...	2015-06-02
22	It's better than eating a poop-sauce sundae everyday, which is how I feel when I come home and use the internet.	2015-02-12
91	It's crazy, but it's right - which is wild.	2015-05-14
558	It's high allergy season here, folks, and I'm a snotty boy.	2017-03-11
411	It's just a full tristrip and it touches itself maximally.	2016-03-18
281	It's just not gonna happen. It's just not gonna happen. Okay? It's not gonna happen. Never gonna happen. It didn't happen. Not gonna happen.	2015-10-22
637	It's just syntactic masturbation	2018-11-24
256	It's kind of a little banana-cakes, but sometimes you gotta be banana-cakes on Handmade Hero, I would say.	2015-09-23
149	It's kind of hard to stop me, you have to admit.	2015-08-05
533	It's kind of like insobot is the beat poet of our generation.	2016-10-28
314	It's kind of like the programming equivalent of when you go to lunch and you sit at the wrong seat and everyone's embarrassed and it's a horrible thing and everyone goes screaming from the restaurant.	2015-11-19
307	It's kinda like one of those things when you're at the lunch table and you're eating your lunch and your brain just kinda drifts off to thinking about memory allocation.	2015-11-19
220	It's kinda nice to get stuff for free, who doesn't want stuff for free?	2015-09-08
509	It's like Doctors Without Barriers, you know what I'm saying?	2016-07-26
51	It's like a super sour yogurt in liquid form. It's just not good.	2015-04-03
170	It's like that time when the universe collapsed into a single point and then exploded into being...that's what you're witnessing here on handmade hero.	2015-04-17
400	It's looking pretty good...	2016-03-10
494	It's no skin off our back.	2016-07-06
595	It's not live now.	2017-08-05
308	It's not really a dinner or breakfast thing, it's more of a lunch thing.	2015-11-19
370	It's not really possible for me to induce nausea.	2016-02-15
110	It's not the maggots fault they do what maggots do.	2015-06-04
31	It's prestream, I can be a dick directly.	2015-02-26
302	It's sort of like the All You Can Eat lunch buffet of debug information. And like any lunch buffet you end up in a situation where sometimes the sneeze shield doesn't go down all the way and some of those little troughs get contaminated and everyone in the restaurant gets sick...	2015-11-19
563	It's the inverse-square law kicking our butts.	2017-04-01
122	It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight .	2015-06-22
489	It's tractable, it's small enough that you could learn it, it was not this giant splatter of garbage that's just smeared all over the walls like some kind of lunatic asylum where they're trying to keep the poop from sticking to the padded cell or whatever like it is now.	2016-05-28
67	JZ is a rapper, I believe, but this is not his term.	2015-04-17
53	Java is just a really slow version of C++.	2015-04-06
58	Java might be the best platform to ship your game on.	2015-04-11
37	Javascript is not a real platform.	2015-02-27
27	Just do the code and let it go...	2015-02-24
19	Just go watch a foreign movie without subtitles, you'll get the same experience as playing a Metal Gear Movie--err, I mean game.	2015-01-28
629	Just lemongrab the texture	2018-09-01
13	Just let the bad programmers be bad programmers and my stuff will always be better.	2015-01-26
26	Just like mommy used to code.	2015-02-24
193	Knock knock! - Who's there? - Fonts are done. - Fonts are done who? - There's no "fonts are done who?", the fonts are just done. Right. Stop knocking on my door. I don't know why... although, in that case I would've been the person knocking. Doesn't matter, it's not relevant.	2015-08-21
431	Ladies and Gentlemen, when you write a TODO maybe you should give yourself enough information to actually do it later. No worries.	2016-03-26
84	Let me make sure I do that math properly.	2015-05-05
433	Let's double check to make sure we can still stream.	2016-03-29
651	Let's get rid of the max - not the boeing 737 max of course.	2020-02-22
62	Let's go ahead and learn something, we hope.	2015-04-15
289	Let's go ahead and make DEBUGInitializeValue work in some way that makes some sense to somebody sometime somewhere.	2015-10-28
181	Let's pretend that didn't happen. Pretend that we didn't just fill the screen with dudes.	2015-01-28
243	Let's see if we can write something that's not total garbage.	2015-09-17
570	Let's take a little bit of a gloved finger in here, and just kind of feel around and see what we can palpate.	2017-04-22
154	Let's try that again.	2015-08-05
42	Let's tuft it up. We've got the tufts, might as well use the tufts.	2015-03-19
497	Let's use the word "evolucent"	2016-07-09
97	Lets say we have a beef daddy machine...	2015-05-27
57	Lighting strikes a chord with people.	2015-04-09
506	Like putting your finger in a cloud.	2016-07-22
443	Look at that. So lovely.	2016-03-31
168	Lunix, the operating system for Europeans.	2015-08-12
59	Man! Yesterday's code was *awful*.	2015-04-11
56	Many directions is much more difficult and they don't sell nearly as many albums.	2015-04-08
553	Martins is almost always right.	2017-02-26
485	Math is fun, let's go shopping.	2016-05-14
172	Math is hard, let's go shopping.	2015-04-20
60	Math is right even when you're wrong.	2015-04-14
214	Maybe they'll never ship another version that renders fonts properly again. Maybe they'll just start eliminating letters one at a time from the English language until they get down to letters they can actually handle.	2015-09-03
396	Maybe under certain laboratory conditions we can create conditions even hotter than that, and it can die in that fire.	2016-03-09
266	Meh nnn hh meh.	2015-10-01
532	Meowzers!	2016-10-28
332	Missing snowflakes, you know how it is... so on and so forth...	2015-12-09
7	Mura Mura, Muratori!	2015-01-22
468	My Lord, that is slow.	2016-04-13
477	My body will track me, but it will never come to rest.	2016-04-23
633	My brain is not one of those brains that does algebra well.	2018-10-20
200	My mommy says I'm very good at programming.	2015-08-25
450	My nose is four dimensional. It exists in space-time.	2016-04-05
216	My trees should be here, I don't quite understand why they have disappeared from the face of Handmade Hero.	2015-06-12
547	Mārtiņš finds everything.	2017-02-04
528	NOTE(casey): PROGRAMMING! RAII = bad :( ZII = good :)	2016-10-21
439	Never do anything that actually matters in PHP and MySQL.	2016-03-31
462	Nice work Muratori. You're off the team.	2016-04-09
522	No sense not dotting your t's, crossing your i's and so on...	2016-08-16
479	Nobody cares about square root at all anymore.	2016-04-26
279	Nobody wants a maladjusted chair.	2015-10-21
454	None of that's a thing.	2016-04-07
225	Nowadays anyone can program, it's trivial, you can just load up some PHP script and start 'programming'	2015-09-09
603	Off to the Ray-ces	2017-11-20
642	Oh DOS, so precious... "Oh, little lemon sweets. So precious. Have you enjoyed renaming your little files? What would you like to do now? Rename something"	2019-02-09
244	Oh dear. Don't touch the way-com tablet! Oh my god, what happened?	2015-09-17
92	Oh dear. What have I done?!	2015-05-17
265	Oh games, they're so wacky and weird!	2015-10-01
95	Oh hello. Hello, Mr Task Manager.	2015-05-26
109	Oh my God, dude. That WAS the debug build!	2015-05-30
75	Oh my God. What have I done?	2015-04-23
508	Oh my god! Why are there so many heads following me?	2016-07-23
356	Oh well, life is hard. But a small price to pay to access all the power of the GPU so, you know, who cares?	2016-01-18
623	Oh, Blue Angels again today	2018-08-05
401	Oh, cannot convert to char*... Oh! I beg to differ.	2016-03-12
382	Oh, hello 4coder. Hello Mr 4coder.	2016-02-26
390	Oh, hi! Welcome to "Not Calling the Function.	2016-03-04
422	Oh, so I guess we do print out END_BLOCK at the moment.	2016-03-24
425	Oh, that's amusing. That's actually correct, hilariously, I think.	2016-03-24
511	Oh, we VirtualAlloc'd that. Wow, aren't we fancy!	2016-07-27
199	Ohhh duh! Hi, it's genius day at Handmade Hero.	2015-08-25
561	Ohhhh! ohhhhhh! Aaaaaah!	2017-03-25
601	Ohhhh... crudpoopies.	2017-11-20
375	Okay, so: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.	2016-02-22
358	Okay... someone want to tell me how THAT just happened?	2016-01-19
383	One of my high school guidance counselors was real dumb, and he went to Harvard.	2016-03-01
305	One of the things that you need to do as a programmer is that, when you're serving lunch, if you wanna do something where you shift the place settings, you've gotta go through and tell all the people who are coming to the lunch party that they need to move over from their normal positions.	2015-11-19
141	Oops, third swear.	2015-07-24
101	Or we could just crash immediately. That would be cool. I always like when that happens.	2015-05-28
535	Our brains are still not working properly.	2016-11-13
136	PROgramming not FAUXgramming! That's the motto here on Handmade Hero.	2015-07-14
268	Patience is definitely a virtue in programming.	2015-10-08
388	Pay attention to me. Thank you.	2016-03-03
50	People kept egging me on to do some weird sine-cosine-theta stuff.	2015-04-02
18	Pfft, that's a hardware problem, programmers don't screw in lightbulbs!	2015-01-28
602	Phff...	2017-11-20
285	Pig hat. It's pig hat time. Let's pig it out. Let's just get piggy.	2015-10-24
354	Please don't listen to what I have to say, because it's all a lie.	2016-01-15
539	Please take it with a grain of salt, or even a cube of salt.	2016-12-17
379	Poor Richard Stallman.	2016-02-24
88	Power before wine, and you'll be fine. Wine before power, you'll vomit in the shower.	2015-05-12
652	Pretty much any language without built-in static analysis is a mistake. I don't know that there are any exceptions to that. [in chat on Jon's stream]	2022-08-29
132	Programming was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.	2015-06-26
369	Puzzle games are puzzle games. If you like them, you like them. If you don't, you don't.	2016-02-11
118	Q: What are you going to do when Handmade Hero is finished? A: Take a vacation.	2015-06-15
613	Really really simple, really really stupid, not very accurate, but there you go.	2018-02-24
638	Revolutionary concept for the late '00s.	2018-12-01
107	Rule #1 of Programming. C++ is utter garbage and so is std::*	2015-06-03
208	Sane people are in short supply.	2015-09-01
426	Santa is not good.	2016-03-24
448	Searching the Internet is not the way to solve that problem.	2016-04-05
453	She's dead, Jim. She is dead.	2016-04-06
250	Since we don't really have anything better to do with our lives or ourselves, we will just do something like this.	2015-09-22
146	So I will wrap things up. Do a little wrappy-poo.	2015-07-30
523	So I'm going to go work this out on the blackboard and figure out if I'm just... uh... on crack.	2016-07-22
438	So complicated. I rather enjoy it, though.	2016-03-29
608	So for whatever reason, C in its infinitesimal wisdom forces you to have a constructor declared to do the "equals" here	2017-12-28
378	So here is all our Sikhs.	2016-02-24
394	So here we are in handmade.cpp. Kind of nice to be back in the codebase.	2016-03-08
373	So if we take the same elbow joint we were discussing yesterday...	2016-02-17
300	So riddle me this, Batman...	2015-11-18
408	So somebody, when they're actually storing the events, is doing something dumb, and that somebody is obviously me.	2016-03-18
83	So that is optimization.	2015-05-04
258	So that we can have our speed cake and eat our functionality too.	2015-09-28
536	So we don't seem to be having any overflow problems at the moment... *stream crashes*	2016-11-13
144	So what happened there, exactly? Show me what happened, Mr Code. Show me on the code... where... where it NULLed you.	2015-07-29
299	So you can be, like, GetEventFromLink or something. And I don't mean Link like the character in Legend of Zelda.	2015-11-18
568	So, I'm gonna take a look at this saucy gentleman right here...	2017-04-22
625	So, great, good, fantastic, nice work. Great job, Microsoft, as always crushing it	2018-08-12
385	So, let's pretend we're going to be coding on Handmade Hero now and see what happens.	2016-03-02
466	Some day after Allen Webster is done pounding editors into the ground with his raw and meaty fist.	2016-04-13
2	Some days you just have to fire yourself...	2015-01-19
222	Somebody was talking about some jquery, no wait. Some stupid thing, oh, ReactJS.	2015-09-09
446	Someday we probably will, because I just won't be able to not do it.	2016-04-01
28	Something I do all the time, you just comment something out and see where all your compiler errors are.	2015-02-24
437	Something very strange is afoot.	2016-03-29
324	Sometimes even in the depths of despair, some little tiny thing goes your way, and the important thing to remember is not to let that go to your head.	2015-11-20
229	Sometimes programming just doesn't make sense.	2015-09-11
590	Sometimes programming requires elevating the energy level to an uncomfortable amount.	2017-07-23
66	Sometimes you have to go down a math hole... we're just entirely in the math hole...	2015-04-17
283	Sometimes you're dumb, and you just gotta live with that, that's just your little situation you gotta deal with.	2015-10-23
86	Sorry I'm not talking more, but...	2015-05-08
418	Sorry, man in the tree.	2016-03-22
41	Spaceflight is like changing the planet's diaper. I recognize that it's good but I don't wanna be the one to have to do it.	2015-03-12
600	StackOverflow says there isn't a way to do it, which probably means there is a way to do it.	2017-10-28
167	Star Trek: The Next Generation ID.	2015-08-12
473	Sweet child of mine.	2016-04-19
416	Take that Portland, you thought you could be the ones with a guy in a tree who's just hanging out and crazy. Well, we're the ones with the guy in the tree, not you!	2016-03-22
241	Templates were designed by people who are still looking around in their own colons to see if they can find anything there.	2015-09-17
515	Thank god! That makes a lot more sense.	2016-07-29
152	Thank you compiler, that was a good catch.	2015-08-05
503	Thank you, Mr Cycle Detection.	2016-07-20
399	Thanks microsoft! Thanks for everything!!	2016-03-10
236	That doesn't necessarily mean it's the hardest bug, but it's the one that's caused me the most perplexing...	2015-09-15
128	That is kind of terrifying.	2015-06-24
65	That is the end of the math hole for today.	2015-04-16
336	That is video games. Ladies and gentlemen, video games.	2015-12-09
641	That seems like the best plan to me; don't quote me on it.	2018-12-08
421	That to me sounds like a good idea, and I guess we'll find out why it's a stupid idea in a minute when I try it.	2016-03-24
231	That was an a-list job by everyone.	2015-09-14
49	That weird pulsating thing was pretty freaky, I hope you've enjoyed it. I know I have.	2015-04-01
30	That zipfile has little tiny baby zipfiles all in it!	2015-02-25
76	That's a bug, like somebody's gotta fix that...	2015-04-23
261	That's a mistake. That is a missed-take.	2015-09-29
441	That's actually not our fault -- that's just actually this code being wrong!	2016-03-31
644	That's for 4coder Advance for the GameBoy Advance	2019-02-24
586	That's gonna be a whole bailiwick in and of itself.	2017-07-08
554	That's great! I was not expecting that to just work.	2017-02-26
476	That's just super accidental.	2016-04-23
310	That's like getting lunch delivered...	2015-11-19
583	That's my stupid idea. I hope you like it.	2017-06-24
298	That's not actually true. In the real world most of the time cheaters do just fine. It's what we call the financial services industry.	2015-05-17
398	That's what I'm talking about. Minidump with heap, bro! Alright, alright, minidump with heap, coming right up... Here comes the dump!	2016-03-10
480	That's... math.	2016-04-26
207	The C++ preprocessor is, like, the worst thing ever.	2015-09-01
596	The S stands for sucks	2017-10-14
490	The Steam API is a real [very long pause] swell API.	2016-06-02
269	The Variable would be displeased.	2015-10-08
429	The baby's been in the bathwater so long, there's no baby anymore, the baby has dissolved completely and there's just baby colored water.	2016-03-25
504	The easiest way to prevent yourself from ever inventing the wheel is to think you've already invented the wheel. But you haven't.	2016-07-20
114	The entire game will be constructed out of hair.	2015-06-10
288	The first time someone told me about C++, it was pretty funny because I thought they were describing something sensible.	2015-10-26
179	The game will be so huge, that no computer can possibly hold it.	2015-08-17
68	The green dude is tough.	2015-04-18
500	The hoodie has been retired temporarily.	2016-07-14
87	The important thing is that you build a mental model of the fact that there is a CPU down there.	2015-05-08
282	The jedi's got to build their own lightsaber!	2015-10-23
212	The keybindings of Isaac.	2015-09-03
552	The only reason that we ever did it is because Won insisted that we do it.	2017-02-19
619	The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is largely made of dog faeces at this point	2018-07-08
209	The right way to handle errors is to not have them.	2015-09-01
492	The snake just went up the stairs.	2016-06-07
395	The stream actually hasn't ended, that's the funny part, Mr Counter Person.	2016-03-08
447	The web is not the aqueducts of Rome, it's the drunken orgy where they gorge themselves and vomit.	2016-04-04
323	The whole point of the existence of this system is because humans are so fallible and always do everything wrong.	2015-11-20
121	The world is filled with molecules...	2015-06-18
534	The world is null... the world is null!	2016-11-12
459	Their underwear is also awesome. Not that that has anything to do with anything.	2016-04-09
262	There must be a bug because it's not working. If it was working, we might be able to make the argument that there wasn't a bug.	2015-09-29
290	There probably is a better way to do this and... we... should... do... that... better way... now.	2015-10-28
338	There's a Handmade Hero every weekday. You can always ask questions tomorrow.	2015-12-09
317	There's always lunch tomorrow. Tomorrow's lunch will be just as tasty as today's lunch and we can eat some of those other foods that we didn't eat today at that time.	2015-11-19
635	There's gotta be a "none", said the priest	2018-10-28
46	There's linear algebra afoot here.	2015-03-31
331	There's no such thing as a solution to programming problems. There's only metrics.	2015-12-08
277	There's nothing worse than a whiny C compiler.	2015-10-20
362	These ground chunks have been nothing but annoying the entire time, and I don't even want them in the game.	2016-01-21
89	They are double super extra done.	2015-05-13
460	They make these shirts and I wear them.	2016-04-09
64	Think scat fudge, not tourist fudge.	2015-04-15
171	This bitmap is a lie, this bitmap is a total lie!	2015-08-12
402	This is a tough episode.	2016-03-14
430	This is kinda being Mr Cheesy - Mr Cheesepants, Cheese man.	2016-03-25
330	This is not supposed to be fun.	2015-12-08
321	This is not the computing future I wanted.	2015-11-21
160	This is really a zygote of a thing, it is not really fully happening.	2015-08-05
646	This is the TagGrid, not to be confused with Hagrid from Harry Potter, though it's no less large and opposing.	2019-04-14
72	This is the homogeneous matrix that you often hear about.	2015-04-20
335	This is the money shot right here, people. This is where it all starts to happen.	2015-12-09
131	This is turning into a Casey learns how to do things stream.	2015-06-26
34	This is why you don't listen to Casey.	2015-02-26
155	This machine is very old and probably has some things on it which should be removed.	2015-08-05
33	This means nothing, what have I written here?	2015-02-26
108	This will all be very game-codey.	2015-06-03
562	This will be a stream filled with mucus.	2017-03-26
545	This would take a super set of the parameters.	2017-01-28
78	Those of you who have 3D aspirations will know what I mean.	2015-04-27
24	Time to round things up.	2015-02-18
232	Tired Casey.	2015-09-14
567	Today's episode might be a little bit of a potpourri.	2017-04-22
81	Too many rects. Too many rects. Too many rects. Toooo many reeeeects.	2015-04-29
609	Turns out, if you don't actually work, you get faster	2018-01-21
185	Ugh, who...? Just what... is? What...? Nobody wants to see that. That's not a thing. Urgh, God! Urrrgh...	2015-08-19
588	Unfortunately it looks like here 4coder is too smart for us.	2017-07-15
496	Unfortunately we have to be our own code fairy and we have to bring our own code dust and do our own code sprinkling.	2016-07-06
215	Unsolved problem in computer science: rendering an underscore.	2015-09-03
551	Watch this point.	2017-02-12
112	We added 0.5 in one place, and subtracted 2 in another, and the seams are gone!!!	2015-06-04
582	We are out in complete La La Land, and I admit that, but, I mean, it's lighting, what do you want from me?	2017-06-24
113	We background-load now... and happy birthday.	2015-06-09
498	We can get our hideous pink on.	2016-07-12
493	We can handle it, we're professionals... Ostensibly.	2016-06-09
419	We clone because we care.	2016-03-22
175	We didn't need those electrons, no one was using them.	2015-08-14
253	We don't care how big it is as long as it fits. Just fit it in.	2015-09-23
578	We don't care if the NSA is really good at The Binding of Isaac.	2017-06-03
303	We don't know which kind of a lunch buffet our debug system will be yet...	2015-11-19
156	We got the heads, let's try to change the heads to be fonts!	2015-08-05
491	We have a lot of N-squaredy things.	2016-06-02
228	We have all the code, you can assign whatever level to it you want.	2015-09-11
320	We have light, a photon, and mr. photon goes straight. He wiggles, he oscillates, but he just goes straight.	2015-06-18
351	We have no such pink screen to speak of.	2016-01-12
405	We have some stuff doing some stuff.	2016-03-17
23	We haven't even mentioned whales, which are huge! Literally and figuratively.	2015-02-12
424	We just have a bug bug.	2016-03-24
278	We just have an infinity of these, where infinity is actually some very small number like 10. It's not a particularly big infinity but, you know, not every infinity has to be huge.	2015-10-20
326	We just have to have faith that The Variable is looking down on us from The Great Memory, and that if we all just work hard and try to be good people that eventually The Variable will let us into The Great Memory and we'll live in peace and happiness with all of our other discretized values.	2015-11-20
495	We probably need to go through this code more carefully.	2016-07-06
239	We really need a reverse Owl of Shame. Maybe like if the Owl of Shame is backwards, or something? That's like an Owl of Success.	2015-09-16
403	We set ourselves up for success.	2016-03-15
82	We want to start making the game very slow so that we kind of feel good about ourselves when we go to optimize it.	2015-04-30
12	We will be doing no cheese, it is a cheese-free zone.	2015-01-24
469	We won't add up to 100%	2016-04-14
259	We'll call that DEBUGCreate, err... CreateVariableHierarchy or something like this. DEBUGCreateVariables... DEBUGCreate something name is hard, brain doesn't know what name is, English so difficult, half a million words...	2015-09-28
125	We're going to be diligent so-and-sos...	2015-06-22
542	We're going to go over that in very excruciating detail in a moment.	2017-01-15
357	We're going to leave it as a little bit of a zygote for the moment.	2016-01-19
161	We're going to want to allocate some memory, do the little dance of fun.	2015-08-05
550	We're going to write some code and hope that it's right.	2017-02-11
538	We're gonna do a little bit on 3D here.	2016-12-11
102	We're intimately connected with that speed.	2015-05-29
457	We're just gonna make this a very quiet, dignified edit.	2016-04-08
29	We're kinda gonna have to put on our frinstance caps and have a bunch of frinstances... You know what I'm talking about, right?	2015-02-24
640	We're living in a world where we're teaching robots to drive cars. Typography... not as hard of a problem.	2018-12-04
162	We're not catastrophically bad, we're just not good.	2015-08-05
173	We're still in janktastic mode, which is annoying.	2015-08-14
624	Welcome to Handmade Hero, the game where we code a complete show on stream	2018-08-11
604	What a sensible path to an include file! Y'know... just... just like the old days! You could have /usr/include, or you could have "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\2017\Community\VC\Tools\MSVC\14.11.25503\include". Please, Microsoft, die in a fire.	2017-11-20
565	What are the chances that there's one way to always write code?	2017-04-01
153	What could possibly go wrong?? Well...I guess...a lot of things...	2015-08-05
406	What do you think, Pseudonym73, is this one good enough?	2016-03-17
211	What have I ruined, what kind of a life have I ruined for us?	2015-09-02
605	What is a .1 engineer?	2017-12-09
246	What-ever, like, programming, sometimes, I don't even know.	2015-09-18
464	What? Who wrote this ridiculous code? That's garbage.	2016-04-09
77	When we do that read... right...	2015-04-27
189	When you start the day off with an owl of shame, you don't deserve things to go your way.	2015-05-29
650	When you're programming, you always want to assume that you have a bug.	2020-02-22
571	Where Santa Claus went, I don't know.	2017-04-22
432	Where are you, Mr. Environment Variables?	2016-03-29
198	Where did I put that? It got deleted?	2015-08-25
190	Where is our little baby?	2015-08-21
384	Where is the output from this program?	2016-03-01
9	Where'd my dude go?	2015-01-22
196	Which of these three poopsauces do you want to put on your ice cream?	2015-08-25
192	Who's gonna stop me? No one's gonna stop me. You can't really stop me!	2015-08-21
414	Whoops, that function doesn't exist in 4coder yet, you can't call it, Casey!	2016-03-21
599	Why is node.js running? Oh my god.. Once node.js is running you know its all over. That's the end of it.	2017-10-18
626	Why would you farm vegetables when you can just eat meat? And the answer is: because you have to feed vegetables to the meat to make the meat. And until you figure out how to make meat without vegetables... you need to know how to grow vegetables. It's really that basic	2018-08-26
597	Windows 10 is hardly professional, but it is branded "Professional"	2017-10-14
186	Windows fonts make a fontographer cry.	2015-08-19
44	Windows is the allergy of Computing. You can live with it, but it will make you miserable every day.	2015-03-20
227	Windows! Why are you the dumbest ever? Why!?	2015-09-11
555	With that, we wish starchypancakes well.	2017-02-26
513	Woah! That is wicked cool.	2016-07-28
628	Working with the C++ committee would probably be more like rearranging the ice in the lemonade of someone who's holding a glass of lemonade on a deckchair on the Titanic. Like, you're not even gonna move the chairs. You're gonna be able to get, like, an ice cube moved around	2018-09-01
423	Would you be a lamb and jump me there?	2016-03-24
52	Wow, that took almost no time at all.	2015-04-03
341	Wow, that was some pretty great programming there, Casey. Nice job (you're fired)!	2015-12-14
519	You ALMOST only live once.	2016-08-10
254	You are totes right man, you are totes right about that.	2015-09-23
135	You can kinda hear that we messed up some stuff.	2015-06-29
297	You can't cheat. I tried to cheat, and you see what happens to cheaters, right? They get punished.	2015-05-17
575	You can't just start talking about variables that don't exist yet.	2017-04-30
584	You can't win 'em all but you're certainly not gonna win if you never roll.	2017-06-25
235	You could imagine this... You could imagine it with the POWER of imagination!	2015-02-09
145	You could spend months, if this was your jam.	2015-07-30
63	You could take the pool with you when you leave, and they wouldn't care.	2015-04-15
316	You don't want to eat more lunch than you can reasonably digest, right? A lot of times people go into something and their eyes are too big for their stomach, and they'll just way over-eat the lunch. So what I'm trying to do here is just keep lunch to a reasonable amount of food, so that we don't get too fat, but we do get enough food to keep ourselves going good.	2015-11-19
461	You feel me, dawg?	2016-04-09
587	You guys have fancy stuff that you've made.	2017-07-09
201	You guys made me do this, you egged me on, and now you're making me egg further.	2015-08-25
129	You have to admire someone who lives life through the lens of one little tiny pair of testicles.	2015-06-24
499	You know it's been a bad day when you don't know where the ~ key is.	2016-07-12
126	You know what I'm saying? You feel me, dawg?	2015-06-23
32	You learn something about your codebase every day... that you should have known, because you wrote it.	2015-02-26
594	You need infinite waters. Well, probably not infinite waters, that's maybe too much waters	2017-08-05
540	You never upgrade anything during the development of the game.	2016-12-31
96	You pretty much have to be slyfox and slyfox it around.	2015-05-26
322	You should fertilize that directory with human tears, and then you should see what grows from it. It will probably be black roses that crumble and blow away with the wind.	2015-11-20
295	You'll have to excuse me if I yawn during this frame.	2015-11-17
530	You're an operating system. Have some self-respect.	2016-10-27
556	You're going down.	2017-03-05
93	You're supposed to be done developing your program.	2015-05-17
505	Your goal has to be that the reason you want money is to make games, not the reason you make games is to make money.	2016-07-20
71	Z is kind of up in the air.	2015-04-20
621	too much IOCPnus	2018-07-15