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0This could be very exciting, potentially.2016-03-02
1And then... no, I ran the wrong thing again!2016-03-02
2Wow, I just ate something weird.2016-03-02
3I'll crop it out in OBS.2016-03-17
4We'll just have a "bottom of the screen is not in view" day.2016-03-17
5I don't hear any beep boop...2016-03-17
6Let's start glancing at it, then I'll show you something cool.2016-03-17
7All bits are lit.2016-03-17
8I avoid them, like I avoid all STDs in real life.2016-05-07
9That's a little better. Whatever it's not gonna solve world peace.2016-05-07
10The type of a type is Type.2016-05-07
11It's just a carnival of lose.2016-05-07
12Sorry, I didn't eat enough cookies and my brain sugar is low.2016-05-07
13Whoever designed that would be fired from my company.2016-05-14
14I'm in Dear Esther all of a sudden.2016-05-14
15This battle required 3 times as much programming as the rest of the game.2016-05-15
16I'm going to make a farming game called "farming sucks"2016-05-16
17There's this thing in C++ called SFINAE, but it's banana nut balls.2016-05-21
18Sooo sub-optimal.2016-07-24
19It's easy to have weird notions.2016-07-25
20It's a problem, first of all, because it just doesn't work in windows.2016-07-25
21Shut up! shut up! I'm giving a presentation.2016-07-25
22You'll go bananas trying to deal with this problem.2016-07-25
23Nobody at microsoft can program at this point.2016-08-23
24That may just be me being stodgy and / or stubborn.2016-08-23
25I always have a Casey Muratori in my head somewhere.2016-08-23
26Let's do something crazy.2016-08-23
27It wants strings and it's trying to pass guys.2016-09-01
28C++ can't do this. But we can do that. We can totally do that.2016-09-01
29If you program like this... go work at Microsoft or something.2016-09-01
30Hope is amazing when you can have it.2016-11-21
31It works if we don't hit that bug.2017-01-21
32Maybe I spilled water all over the floor. That's definitely possible.2017-01-22
33I'm not gonna debate anybody about these topics.2017-01-22
34That's not even in the shader man, that's totally in the if statement.2017-01-22
35We still don't, to this day, know how to make things weigh the same as a duck.2017-01-22
36I need to not use concave symmetric pot.2017-01-22
37BOOM Headshot.2017-01-22
38If this were my game, you'd see this by looking out of the... Ah!2017-01-22
39Ouch, yeah.2017-01-25
40This is mostly for you guys.2017-01-25
41My teapot decides to keep the water boiling by default.2017-01-25
42They should call me Mr T because of all the tea I drink.2017-01-25
43Maybe it's time to blow this cheap taco stand.2017-01-25
44As soon as they put logo on duct tape, I will quit computing forever.2017-01-26
45If you guys don't know what "Hello, Sailor" is then you need to learn some video game history.2017-01-27
46This is gonna be like playing music, but we don't destroy other music.2017-01-27
47This is not a dancing stream.2017-01-27
48Am I stupid?!2017-01-28
49We see arguments. It's like seeing dead people, but different.2017-01-28
50Maybe that just works. That didn't just work.2017-01-28
51People who made open gl are assholes.2017-01-29
52I need more snack surface area.2017-02-01
53Let's get rid of that, that's more Windows floating around that we don't need.2017-02-01
54See I told you, I was being stupid.2017-02-02
55Svn commit -m "Dank."2017-02-02
56Y'all ready to try an experiment?2017-02-02
57Well it didn't work, and we can't debug it. So that's it. I quit programming now.2017-02-02
58This shouldn't be hard, why are you all assholes?2017-02-02
59I have some things to say to Mr. OpenGL, and they're not happy nice things.2017-02-02
60This is boring and stupid.2017-02-02
61The weights are all -1 which means the problem is that this shader doesn't even lift.2017-02-02
62Maybe I'm not killing it seriously enough.2017-02-03
63Ok, Going to explain it again.....NOPE, you got to re-watch it.2017-02-04
64Nobody's put the peanut butter in the chocolate very much.2017-02-04
65Isn't it neat how you can just make things by typing code?2017-02-05
66I learned Mips assembly in college. That's some good stuff. Sort of.2017-02-05
67You can't multiply in C++ because it is a pointer dereference.2017-02-05
68We are SO beyond compiler bug territory. We're past the thunderdome here.2017-02-05
69I don't like anything about what Microsoft are doing these days.2017-02-05
70Why are people backseat driving?2017-02-05
71Maybe I'm stupid all this week because I've been streaming so much.2017-02-05
72What the hell tea is this?2017-02-05
73I'm much happier programming in this language.2017-02-05
74This scrollbar will have explosions. I guarantee.2017-02-05
75We're trackin'2017-02-05
76Middle of the bar goes where we are.2017-02-06
77What is this game about? It's about pushing boxes.2017-02-06
78I should put this here. Because I'm stupid.2017-02-06
79Boy, I sure am getting a lot of quotes added lately.2017-02-06
80That's the problem with streaming, is that I say stuff and then it gets added to the quotes.2017-02-06
81The difference between bad software and good software is that in good software you go fix the problems.2017-02-06
82Swap = true, boom boom.2017-02-06
83This is what UI code is by the way, it's just a bunch of stuff.2017-02-06
84Hot dogs are pretty important but they're not as important as putting text into the copy buffer.2017-02-06
85That's just great when you try to repro something and then you just go Holy ***2017-02-06
86According to this, i'm doing really bad stuff all the time.2017-02-06
87Twitch is fascist.2017-02-06
88Dude Unicode is a disaster, I think it needs to be destroyed.2017-02-06
89Frog Fractions 2 should have had Fez 2 in it. That would have been quality.2017-02-06
90That's just communist.2017-02-06
91Why isn't it accepting 15 16? That's just communist.2017-02-06
92Look at that. We're better than emacs.2017-02-06
93I just see a bunch of crap here.2017-02-06
94Oh my god Becky. Look at that scroll.2017-02-07
95Sometimes I get bummed out about how my error messages aren't that good, and then I see this garbage.2017-02-07
96How do I have 94 quotes already? We were at like 40 last week.2017-02-07
97It's the Barack Obama scroll. Yes we can. ...No, if this were a Donald Trump scroll, we wouldn't have all that UTF-8 work we did, so you couldn't print Korean and stuff. We would be able to print Russian, though.2017-02-07
98We're getting nested here.2017-02-07
99You don't have to finish Stephen's Sausage Roll, you're just missing possibly the greatest puzzle game of all time. It's your choice, man.2017-02-07
100I feel kind of slow and stupid today.2017-03-25
101Dude, Photoshop sucks.2017-03-25
102If that doesn't make sense, then, well, learn some linear algebra cause it's cool.2017-03-25
103Sometimes things seem wrong but they're actually right.2017-03-25
104Being lazy is a little bit of a skillset sometimes.2017-03-25
105We want high resolution cute kittens.2017-03-25
106Something is broken, and I think it's OpenGL.2017-03-25
107Oh this is an enum, not a struct. DAUUHHH.2017-03-25
108I don't hate it.2017-03-25
109I just have no idea. I'm ready to just give up and throw all my computers out the window.2017-03-25
110This should definitely kill one of the dimensions. And it doesn't.2017-03-25
111I know! I know! I know!2017-03-26
112They're all at z=1. How is that even a good idea?2017-03-26
113I just shouldn't have streamed today, because I'm too stupid today, period.2017-03-26
114This is a little bit annoying, because we multiplied by our hack factor and stuff.2017-03-26
115This is a testament to how far you can get with something that is totally broken.2017-03-26
116I've given up trying to understand OpenGL.2017-03-26
117Change or remove a program... RenderDoc... Uninstall. Goodbye.2017-03-26
118The incoming bullets are weird... they don't feel that incoming.2017-05-15
119That was no Half-Life tram ride.2017-05-15
120Drinkin' some tea out of the toilet.2017-05-15
121I need a better anti-dude thing.2017-05-15
122I tend to want the game to start when I start playing the game.2017-05-15
123Doctor Yu... No, Doctor Me!2017-05-16
124Guys, if this is your game, it has to be better than this.2017-05-17
125Whoever designed this part of the game is fired.2017-05-18
126Gah, the interface! [shoots in-game computer screen with shotgun]2017-05-18
127It's been 25 years since I've used scheme... and that is intentional.2017-05-25
128You might say "7 instructions, that sounds like a lot", but it's way way less than taking a cache miss, bucko!2017-05-25
129If you use goto, you sign the warranty that you know what you're doing.2017-05-25
130If these robots were real animals, there'd be NO way I'd be sneaking around them. Fortunately, these robots run Linux.2017-05-25
131Here we got the big SAILOR.2017-05-27
132Don't get distracted.2017-05-27
133And the reason you'd do that is because "oh, maybe you'll bind something to the global namespace" but no, fu-- no...2017-05-27
134Why does the red top make my suspenders not be there?2017-06-03
135How do I jump out? That's communist.2017-06-03
136Covfefe is hiding in here.2017-06-05
137I like when a game doesn't put HUD crapplets.2017-06-06
138The guards all have shoddy bows. It's the new Benghazi.2017-06-06
139Now THAT is a commitable offence.2017-06-25
140Sometimes programming is just about reverting.2017-06-26
141Assert-Lambda! That's the name of my new band.2017-06-26
142That was weaksauce! That was the weakest sauce in the sauce-world.2017-06-26
143Structurally, that was just a tiny, benign tumor.2017-06-27
144There's no weird constructor juice.2017-07-10
145The key is to let the people who make the content do most of the work.2017-07-20
146What are ScriptableObjects? Is that a Unity thing? Are you seriously asking me about a Unity thing?2017-07-20
147Okay. When we re-pointering...2017-07-20
148Svn commit -m "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????!??!?!?!?"2017-07-20
149Microsoft has no respect for anything.2017-07-20
150I already don't necessarily like this.2017-07-21
151It's time to just quit game programming and play Knack.2017-07-21
152[Casey] I bought Youtube Red for that reason too. [Jon] I bought Redtube for that reason too.2017-07-22
153Your microaggressions disturb me.2017-07-22
154I liked The Witness. That was pretty good.2017-07-22
155More like Steam Early Poopcess.2017-07-22
156The ghost is levying microaggressions at me.2017-07-22
157I am an influencer of poopdogs. Poopfluencer. It's like Neuromancer.2017-07-22
158That was some advanced computer science right there.2017-07-22
159Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn't want to get shot.2017-07-24
160That's 2 for 2, by the way, for car flips.2017-07-24
161Yeah. Let's play again and not die.2017-07-24
162This car steers like a cow.2017-07-24
163Those cheap European cars *car does a flip*2017-07-24
164Okay, there's not gonna be a car in this swamp.2017-07-24
165I don't know what left is.2017-07-24
166Every life matters. [Runs over an enemy player]2017-07-24
167It's a pretty janky game technically, but sometimes, games succeed despite their problems.2017-07-24
168If you want to go from a typical programmer to a good programmer, the most important thing to learn is weighing costs vs benefits.2017-07-24
169Hey Hummus, did you win Stephen's Sausage Roll yet? Or are you a loser?2017-07-24
170Hey, thanks for the resub, buddy412!2017-07-25
171Bye, stream channel watchers!2017-07-25
172Just don't get hit and shoot people.2017-07-25
173[Jon] You don't look particularly hidden right now. [tek256] I'm in the shadows, I--Oh god! [gunshots]2017-07-25
174Man, who lives in this purple building? This is Prince's house.2017-07-25
175Donald Trump wants me to use the M16.2017-07-25
176[Devon] I'm at peak manifestation right now.2017-07-25
177At 9:00 I'll probably do a snack run to Whole Foods so I don't starve tonight.2017-07-26
178[Casey] I regret to inform the academy that I still do not have a firearm.2017-07-26
179[Casey] I am literally stuck in a fucking pool.2017-07-26
180If you win, you get a copy of my painter game prototype.2017-07-26
181[Casey] It's an unsolved problem in computer science to know whether or not you can see somebody.2017-07-26
182There is a thing called criminal negligence.2017-07-26
183[Casey] You know, I just realized crossbow spoonerizes to boss crow.2017-07-26
184I'll take 9 mil. I could make a substantial game with 9 mil.2017-07-26
185Remember to like and subscribe. Thanks for the 12-month resub, Joe53!2017-07-26
186Be willing to do something seven times in order to get it right, and that'll make you a really good programmer.2017-07-27
187That's pretty good!2017-07-27
188We have come to the time where "later" is now.2017-07-27
189How does anything work?2017-07-27
190I'm really sorry for anyone who came along and wanted a coherent stream.2017-07-27
191Let's nojobs it.2017-07-27
192You have to make sure your thing is good, so you know it's worth people's time.2017-07-27
193How do you go to a place like this and not have awesome caves?2017-07-28
194"is this a gun that shoots bullets?" - Casey,
195Sometimes, cars don't always stay on their wheels, is all I'm saying.2017-07-30
196I'm gonna dead. I'm dead.2017-07-30
197This is the tax you pay for working in OpenGL.2017-08-03
198This is just a horrible paste-orama.2017-08-03
199As far as I'm concerned, it's a little bit of an unsolved problem in computing.2017-08-03
200Life is rough.2017-08-03
201I'm gonna tell whoever's working on Sokoban to fix that.2017-08-04
202Why do I have a preference for right-handed coordinates? Because they're better.2017-08-04
203NaN creeps me out.2017-08-05
204I just spilled tea on myself, which means it's time to end.2017-08-05
205So the problem with making teas: you think about something and then you forget it!2017-08-07
206That is good action, if I may say so. Take that, PowerPoint!2017-08-07
207We're writing so many programs, we don't even know which one has to run now.2017-08-07
208That is worth some chocolate. If I program well I get fat, so that's ok.2017-08-07
209If I can continually become a better programmer, then getting fat is a small price to pay.2017-08-07
210Gggnaaah! I don't care it's a TV show2017-08-08
211Is somebody doubting that I do things in a quality way? What kind of people are you?2017-08-08
212It's gamma'd wrong again.2017-08-08
213It's all working, I could swear I'm not joking.2017-08-08
214I don't know how much to care about that right now.2017-08-09
215I'm havin' a good time programming reasonably clean things, and I just don't wanna descend into that horrible place.2017-08-10
216OMG... It worked! Oh, the language is gettin' good.2017-08-11
217Thanks Microsoft, for this... program that I payed thousands of dollars for.2017-08-11
218It says "one return value received", which I disagree with.2017-08-11
219Oh god!... Alright guys, this is gonna be brutal.2017-08-11
220Every time somebody asks why I'm using SVN, I die a little bit inside. Because it should be obvious.2017-08-12
221Kinda like JavaScript except, unlike JavaScript, we're not pretending to be a real programming language, so that's ok.2017-08-12
222JavaScript is basically the worst thing that's happened to computers. Ever.2017-08-12
223That is too lousy. Even I will not do that!2017-08-12
224Whoops! I'm makin' all kind of typos.2017-08-12
225Microsoft has no respect for anything.2017-08-13
226Most people are not self-critical and reality-based.2017-08-13
227This is worth getting killed for right here.2017-08-14
228It's beyond redonkadonk. Which is even farther than Beyond Zork.2017-08-14
229Believe me: there's no end to compiler bugs.2017-08-15
230Oh god... Wow! You know, I'm tempted to just erase this all stream and pretend it never happened and start over tomorrow.2017-08-16
231Hey! Ok, we're back to the Land of Sanity.2017-08-16
232I don't see any questions in the chat. I guess that's because my amazing, error-free, daffed programming skills have been too quick for everybody so far, that's ok. *laughs*2017-08-16
233DOLLAR_SIGN... The things I do to get indentation.2017-08-16
234Someone call Sony, I'm making Knack 3. This is the best Knack!2017-08-16
235svn commit -m "Started implementing Knack 3 for the $$$$$$ franchise MEGABUX"2017-08-16
236Given the state of videogame journalism these days, I wouldn't be surprised if some announcement actually happens that I'm working on Knack 3. I don't wanna cause trouble. *laughs*2017-08-16
237People are talking about Netflix in the chat, so obviously what I'm doing is compelling. Nobody in the chat cares about programming, that's fine.2017-08-16
238Trying to program in OpenGL is like if you were a Microsoft first-year summer intern and they made you program in Visual F##+++ for Office Team System One and with a Visual Basic++ plugin and you had to program for UWP and everything was just awesome.2017-08-16
239Well, welcome to OpenGL.2017-08-18
240Rotate your phone bro! ;)2017-08-18
241Oh boy! There were earlier changes that I didn't check in. Well... They're checked in now!2017-08-18
242The amount of idea that I have is zero2017-08-26
243We're just gonna die, it's fine.2017-09-18
244I potato'd on him!2017-09-25
245Sometimes people just want to make decisions that are not the best life decisions and you have to respect that.2017-09-25
246I'm gonna write this down then I'll think about what to think about them2017-10-01
247Java is designed to be a boring programming language.2017-10-04
248I can almost guarantee that there's going to be more problems, but it's lunch time, so...2017-10-04
249I felt the micro-aggression involved in the statement2017-10-15
250Windows has NEVER found a solution to the problem.2017-10-29
251There's some basic bug.2017-10-29
252Who doesn't want to get off Emacs? It's terrible.2017-10-29
253Not a long enough length to do what I'm doing with it.2017-11-27
254Maybe if I run it a lot of times it'll work.2017-11-28
255I'm super confused. I haven't had my tea yet.2017-11-28
256Wait, I made the wrong kind of tea! It's a disaster.2017-11-28
257Okay, that's good. Its wrong the same, both times.2017-11-28
258I'm going insane. I'm as insane as a Linux person deploying a containerized application.2017-11-29
259I wasn't in the mood for a bug this hard today.2017-12-03
260AHHHH EGGS! I hate you, eggs.2017-12-06
261Ow! Stop it, routine chickens!2017-12-23
26278 people watching? Okay, I'll try to be less grouchy. It's easy to be grouchy when I'm playing videogames!2017-12-23
263It's Portal.2017-12-23
264I missed the wall2017-12-25
265Maybe you guys just don't like sausages enough?2017-12-25
266I'm smoking crack.2017-12-25
267I need to earn some blocks by watching ads.2017-12-25
268I have very finely honed coconut detection2017-12-25
269I guess I should get a lot better at dodging rocks.2017-12-26
270Why is this the game that I'm playing?2017-12-26
271Sometimes we break things.2018-01-06
272The reason atomics are templates in C++ is because C++ went insane.2018-01-06
273Parsers aren't hard.2018-01-06
274[Casey] Pube-g is happening.2018-01-06
275Yeah, the chat is not some beacon of intellectual amazingness.2018-01-06
276I don't consider myself indie. I consider myself a videogame art person.2018-01-07
277Aw, I blued myself again!2018-01-07
278I just had to set the bozo bit on a couple of people and stop replying to them.2018-01-10
279If you look on Wikipedia at the graph somebody made of all the Linux forks over time, you just look at that and say, "What a giant waste of effort."2018-01-10
280The fuck is this?? Get-- ughhhhhhhh, Team Explorer...2018-01-10
281'Does this guy ever interact with chat?' Thanks for the 12-month resub, ResonatorGames!2018-01-13
282We're not doing foofoo softie stuff.2018-01-13
283Engineering is about understanding what's going on.2018-01-13
284Metaprogramming is the future and it solves all our problems, because going meta is always better!2018-01-13
285There's a fine art of not getting sidetracked too far from what you're working on.2018-01-15
286Graphics programming is just a giant disaster. It's so terrible. I'm sorry.2018-01-15
287Hey look, I can't see anything! That's great!2018-01-15
288Okay, so... Let's do a hack.2018-01-15
289This is by far not the fastest way to do this, BUT WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?2018-01-15
290I can do this with a superhack.2018-01-15
291Somebody needs to throw Windows off a cliff.2018-01-15
292Somebody needs to throw Windows off of a really high cliff, into hot lava.2018-01-15
293I don't think I like Time Spy, honestly.2018-01-15
294It's like I'm using Linux here.2018-01-15
295'Searching for file contents could be slow?' You just advertised to me that you were the fastest-- ...Software is so hopeless.2018-01-15
296Security is our #374 problem.2018-01-16
297Sometimes, monkey debugging is the best debugging.2018-01-16
298You may ask yourself, "where did my shadowmap go?"2018-01-16
299Did I change something that fixed something, or is it just a bug?2018-01-16
300They keep changing Photoshop, and it doesn't... work.2018-01-18
301I'm trying to learn the controls and you cutscene'd my ass.2018-01-27
302Dude, Mickey Mouse is going to be public domain in two years2018-01-27
303Whoever animated that didn't know anything about... anything.2018-01-28
304I totally potatoed on that guy.2018-01-28
305I'm checking poopy butthole2018-01-28
306Bye, twitch dot tv slash viewers!2018-01-28
307If he shot through the wall, that's kind of offensive, honestly.2018-01-29
308Don't PUBG me here. Don't PUBG me here!!2018-01-29
309Shit, he's here! Banana Man!2018-01-29
310[Chris] Someone's trying to, uh... kill you, I guess.2018-01-29
311I want to get practice at winning.2018-01-31
312We have different definitions of the word "works".2018-01-31
313Polymorph matching just broke.2018-02-04
314Now K has a binding, mofo!2018-02-04
315That is a failure of the first order, and I don't mean Star Wars.2018-02-04
316One does not simply copy a syntax tree.2018-02-04
317You know, sometimes you just can't run rc.exe. And you need to do some gaming.2018-02-04
318He's behind the barrier with all the bullet holes in it.2018-02-04
319Wait, wanted gave us nothing but given gave us something!2018-02-04
320So type of some type dot best friend should be guy, and we should be matching that against dummy...2018-02-04
321I literally don't know how this is possible.2018-02-04
322What was I smoking last night? [...] I was smoking the right thing, apparently.2018-02-04
323This is what happens when I don't sleep enough before superstream Sunday.2018-02-04
324We have problems.2018-02-04
325The C++ standards committee is not reality-based.2018-02-04
326Why don't you tell me what capability? Because you don't give a shit, because you don't care that people can't use your API.2018-02-05
327Captain America is not supported in the current profile.2018-02-05
328Everybody is fired. F-I-R-E-D.2018-02-05
329This is a fully mental ... insaino ... crazy disaster.2018-02-05
330That's a very "Russian pencil on the spaceship" kind of solution.2018-02-05
331What are all of these windows? Let's get rid of these things...2018-02-05
332What did we learn? We learned that system is a disaster in windows and you shouldn't use it.2018-02-05
333I'm doing forensic science to figure out how to create a fucking process.2018-02-05
334Why am I wasting my life doing this?2018-02-05
335If I allowed myself to be angry I would be so angry right now.2018-02-05
336I should've done better.2018-02-05
337oh that's it, I see what I'm sayin'2018-02-06
338C ... Windows ... System32 ... Notepad! I should've guessed, it's not a program, it's notepad!2018-02-06
339When you screw up an API like this, Everybody pays for it for a long time FOREVER.2018-02-06
340It's a small difference but it's a big difference, see?2018-02-06
341You don't know exactly what a game is when you start it.2018-02-09
342Linkers are dogbutt slow.2018-02-09
343UltraSearch is so ultra, that it's beyond the need to case-sensitively search.2018-02-09
344What a garbage.2018-02-09
345We're getting rid of the A's~2018-02-09
346When you cross off an item on your todo list, you want it to feel good.2018-02-10
347I'm gonna write pens on my todo list... "Pens that feel better when you cross things out."2018-02-10
348You will respect my velocity!2018-02-11
349That didn't actually fix anything. But it was wrong!2018-02-11
350Who knows what the hell "decibels" means? I still don't know. I know what they mean but I still don't know what they mean.2018-02-12
351Q: "How much would I have to pay for you to program The Witness in Java?" A: Ahh... 9000 Decibels2018-02-12
352Let's just keep makin dudes, we know how to party here.2018-02-13
353I have this Notch here, so that's handy.2018-02-13
354wow i was really on drugs when i did this2018-02-16
355well isnt that amazing look at oh fuck2018-02-16
356This is a hack. I admit it.2018-02-16