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0 This could be very exciting, potentially. 2016-03-02
1 And then... no, I ran the wrong thing again! 2016-03-02
2 Wow, I just ate something weird. 2016-03-02
3 I'll crop it out in OBS. 2016-03-17
4 We'll just have a "bottom of the screen is not in view" day. 2016-03-17
5 I don't hear any beep boop... 2016-03-17
6 Let's start glancing at it, then I'll show you something cool. 2016-03-17
7 All bits are lit. 2016-03-17
8 I avoid them, like I avoid all STDs in real life. 2016-05-07
9 That's a little better. Whatever it's not gonna solve world peace. 2016-05-07
10 The type of a type is Type. 2016-05-07
11 It's just a carnival of lose. 2016-05-07
12 Sorry, I didn't eat enough cookies and my brain sugar is low. 2016-05-07
13 Whoever designed that would be fired from my company. 2016-05-14
14 I'm in Dear Esther all of a sudden. 2016-05-14
15 This battle required 3 times as much programming as the rest of the game. 2016-05-15
16 I'm going to make a farming game called "farming sucks" 2016-05-16
17 There's this thing in C++ called SFINAE, but it's banana nut balls. 2016-05-21
18 Sooo sub-optimal. 2016-07-24
19 It's easy to have weird notions. 2016-07-25
20 It's a problem, first of all, because it just doesn't work in windows. 2016-07-25
21 Shut up! shut up! I'm giving a presentation. 2016-07-25
22 You'll go bananas trying to deal with this problem. 2016-07-25
23 Nobody at microsoft can program at this point. 2016-08-23
24 That may just be me being stodgy and / or stubborn. 2016-08-23
25 I always have a Casey Muratori in my head somewhere. 2016-08-23
26 Let's do something crazy. 2016-08-23
27 It wants strings and it's trying to pass guys. 2016-09-01
28 C++ can't do this. But we can do that. We can totally do that. 2016-09-01
29 If you program like this... go work at Microsoft or something. 2016-09-01
30 Hope is amazing when you can have it. 2016-11-21
31 It works if we don't hit that bug. 2017-01-21
32 Maybe I spilled water all over the floor. That's definitely possible. 2017-01-22
33 I'm not gonna debate anybody about these topics. 2017-01-22
34 That's not even in the shader man, that's totally in the if statement. 2017-01-22
35 We still don't, to this day, know how to make things weigh the same as a duck. 2017-01-22
36 I need to not use concave symmetric pot. 2017-01-22
37 BOOM Headshot. 2017-01-22
38 If this were my game, you'd see this by looking out of the... Ah! 2017-01-22
39 Ouch, yeah. 2017-01-25
40 This is mostly for you guys. 2017-01-25
41 My teapot decides to keep the water boiling by default. 2017-01-25
42 They should call me Mr T because of all the tea I drink. 2017-01-25
43 Maybe it's time to blow this cheap taco stand. 2017-01-25
44 As soon as they put logo on duct tape, I will quit computing forever. 2017-01-26
45 If you guys don't know what "Hello, Sailor" is then you need to learn some video game history. 2017-01-27
46 This is gonna be like playing music, but we don't destroy other music. 2017-01-27
47 This is not a dancing stream. 2017-01-27
48 Am I stupid?! 2017-01-28
49 We see arguments. It's like seeing dead people, but different. 2017-01-28
50 Maybe that just works. That didn't just work. 2017-01-28
51 People who made open gl are assholes. 2017-01-29
52 I need more snack surface area. 2017-02-01
53 Let's get rid of that, that's more Windows floating around that we don't need. 2017-02-01
54 See I told you, I was being stupid. 2017-02-02
55 Svn commit -m "Dank." 2017-02-02
56 Y'all ready to try an experiment? 2017-02-02
57 Well it didn't work, and we can't debug it. So that's it. I quit programming now. 2017-02-02
58 This shouldn't be hard, why are you all assholes? 2017-02-02
59 I have some things to say to Mr. OpenGL, and they're not happy nice things. 2017-02-02
60 This is boring and stupid. 2017-02-02
61 The weights are all -1 which means the problem is that this shader doesn't even lift. 2017-02-02
62 Maybe I'm not killing it seriously enough. 2017-02-03
63 Ok, Going to explain it again.....NOPE, you got to re-watch it. 2017-02-04
64 Nobody's put the peanut butter in the chocolate very much. 2017-02-04
65 Isn't it neat how you can just make things by typing code? 2017-02-05
66 I learned Mips assembly in college. That's some good stuff. Sort of. 2017-02-05
67 You can't multiply in C++ because it is a pointer dereference. 2017-02-05
68 We are SO beyond compiler bug territory. We're past the thunderdome here. 2017-02-05
69 I don't like anything about what Microsoft are doing these days. 2017-02-05
70 Why are people backseat driving? 2017-02-05
71 Maybe I'm stupid all this week because I've been streaming so much. 2017-02-05
72 What the hell tea is this? 2017-02-05
73 I'm much happier programming in this language. 2017-02-05
74 This scrollbar will have explosions. I guarantee. 2017-02-05
75 We're trackin' 2017-02-05
76 Middle of the bar goes where we are. 2017-02-06
77 What is this game about? It's about pushing boxes. 2017-02-06
78 I should put this here. Because I'm stupid. 2017-02-06
79 Boy, I sure am getting a lot of quotes added lately. 2017-02-06
80 That's the problem with streaming, is that I say stuff and then it gets added to the quotes. 2017-02-06
81 The difference between bad software and good software is that in good software you go fix the problems. 2017-02-06
82 Swap = true, boom boom. 2017-02-06
83 This is what UI code is by the way, it's just a bunch of stuff. 2017-02-06
84 Hot dogs are pretty important but they're not as important as putting text into the copy buffer. 2017-02-06
85 That's just great when you try to repro something and then you just go Holy *** 2017-02-06
86 According to this, i'm doing really bad stuff all the time. 2017-02-06
87 Twitch is fascist. 2017-02-06
88 Dude Unicode is a disaster, I think it needs to be destroyed. 2017-02-06
89 Frog Fractions 2 should have had Fez 2 in it. That would have been quality. 2017-02-06
90 That's just communist. 2017-02-06
91 Why isn't it accepting 15 16? That's just communist. 2017-02-06
92 Look at that. We're better than emacs. 2017-02-06
93 I just see a bunch of crap here. 2017-02-06
94 Oh my god Becky. Look at that scroll. 2017-02-07
95 Sometimes I get bummed out about how my error messages aren't that good, and then I see this garbage. 2017-02-07
96 How do I have 94 quotes already? We were at like 40 last week. 2017-02-07
97 It's the Barack Obama scroll. Yes we can. ...No, if this were a Donald Trump scroll, we wouldn't have all that UTF-8 work we did, so you couldn't print Korean and stuff. We would be able to print Russian, though. 2017-02-07
98 We're getting nested here. 2017-02-07
99 You don't have to finish Stephen's Sausage Roll, you're just missing possibly the greatest puzzle game of all time. It's your choice, man. 2017-02-07
100 I feel kind of slow and stupid today. 2017-03-25
101 Dude, Photoshop sucks. 2017-03-25
102 If that doesn't make sense, then, well, learn some linear algebra cause it's cool. 2017-03-25
103 Sometimes things seem wrong but they're actually right. 2017-03-25
104 Being lazy is a little bit of a skillset sometimes. 2017-03-25
105 We want high resolution cute kittens. 2017-03-25
106 Something is broken, and I think it's OpenGL. 2017-03-25
107 Oh this is an enum, not a struct. DAUUHHH. 2017-03-25
108 I don't hate it. 2017-03-25
109 I just have no idea. I'm ready to just give up and throw all my computers out the window. 2017-03-25
110 This should definitely kill one of the dimensions. And it doesn't. 2017-03-25
111 I know! I know! I know! 2017-03-26
112 They're all at z=1. How is that even a good idea? 2017-03-26
113 I just shouldn't have streamed today, because I'm too stupid today, period. 2017-03-26
114 This is a little bit annoying, because we multiplied by our hack factor and stuff. 2017-03-26
115 This is a testament to how far you can get with something that is totally broken. 2017-03-26
116 I've given up trying to understand OpenGL. 2017-03-26
117 Change or remove a program... RenderDoc... Uninstall. Goodbye. 2017-03-26
118 The incoming bullets are weird... they don't feel that incoming. 2017-05-15
119 That was no Half-Life tram ride. 2017-05-15
120 Drinkin' some tea out of the toilet. 2017-05-15
121 I need a better anti-dude thing. 2017-05-15
122 I tend to want the game to start when I start playing the game. 2017-05-15
123 Doctor Yu... No, Doctor Me! 2017-05-16
124 Guys, if this is your game, it has to be better than this. 2017-05-17
125 Whoever designed this part of the game is fired. 2017-05-18
126 Gah, the interface! [shoots in-game computer screen with shotgun] 2017-05-18
127 It's been 25 years since I've used scheme... and that is intentional. 2017-05-25
128 You might say "7 instructions, that sounds like a lot", but it's way way less than taking a cache miss, bucko! 2017-05-25
129 If you use goto, you sign the warranty that you know what you're doing. 2017-05-25
130 If these robots were real animals, there'd be NO way I'd be sneaking around them. Fortunately, these robots run Linux. 2017-05-25
131 Here we got the big SAILOR. 2017-05-27
132 Don't get distracted. 2017-05-27
133 And the reason you'd do that is because "oh, maybe you'll bind something to the global namespace" but no, fu-- no... 2017-05-27
134 Why does the red top make my suspenders not be there? 2017-06-03
135 How do I jump out? That's communist. 2017-06-03
136 Covfefe is hiding in here. 2017-06-05
137 I like when a game doesn't put HUD crapplets. 2017-06-06
138 The guards all have shoddy bows. It's the new Benghazi. 2017-06-06
139 Now THAT is a commitable offence. 2017-06-25
140 Sometimes programming is just about reverting. 2017-06-26
141 Assert-Lambda! That's the name of my new band. 2017-06-26
142 That was weaksauce! That was the weakest sauce in the sauce-world. 2017-06-26
143 Structurally, that was just a tiny, benign tumor. 2017-06-27
144 There's no weird constructor juice. 2017-07-10
145 The key is to let the people who make the content do most of the work. 2017-07-20
146 What are ScriptableObjects? Is that a Unity thing? Are you seriously asking me about a Unity thing? 2017-07-20
147 Okay. When we re-pointering... 2017-07-20
148 Svn commit -m "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????!??!?!?!?" 2017-07-20
149 Microsoft has no respect for anything. 2017-07-20
150 I already don't necessarily like this. 2017-07-21
151 It's time to just quit game programming and play Knack. 2017-07-21
152 [Casey] I bought Youtube Red for that reason too. [Jon] I bought Redtube for that reason too. 2017-07-22
153 Your microaggressions disturb me. 2017-07-22
154 I liked The Witness. That was pretty good. 2017-07-22
155 More like Steam Early Poopcess. 2017-07-22
156 The ghost is levying microaggressions at me. 2017-07-22
157 I am an influencer of poopdogs. Poopfluencer. It's like Neuromancer. 2017-07-22
158 That was some advanced computer science right there. 2017-07-22
159 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn't want to get shot. 2017-07-24
160 That's 2 for 2, by the way, for car flips. 2017-07-24
161 Yeah. Let's play again and not die. 2017-07-24
162 This car steers like a cow. 2017-07-24
163 Those cheap European cars *car does a flip* 2017-07-24
164 Okay, there's not gonna be a car in this swamp. 2017-07-24
165 I don't know what left is. 2017-07-24
166 Every life matters. [Runs over an enemy player] 2017-07-24
167 It's a pretty janky game technically, but sometimes, games succeed despite their problems. 2017-07-24
168 If you want to go from a typical programmer to a good programmer, the most important thing to learn is weighing costs vs benefits. 2017-07-24
169 Hey Hummus, did you win Stephen's Sausage Roll yet? Or are you a loser? 2017-07-24
170 Hey, thanks for the resub, buddy412! 2017-07-25
171 Bye, stream channel watchers! 2017-07-25
172 Just don't get hit and shoot people. 2017-07-25
173 [Jon] You don't look particularly hidden right now. [tek256] I'm in the shadows, I--Oh god! [gunshots] 2017-07-25
174 Man, who lives in this purple building? This is Prince's house. 2017-07-25
175 Donald Trump wants me to use the M16. 2017-07-25
176 [Devon] I'm at peak manifestation right now. 2017-07-25
177 At 9:00 I'll probably do a snack run to Whole Foods so I don't starve tonight. 2017-07-26
178 [Casey] I regret to inform the academy that I still do not have a firearm. 2017-07-26
179 [Casey] I am literally stuck in a fucking pool. 2017-07-26
180 If you win, you get a copy of my painter game prototype. 2017-07-26
181 [Casey] It's an unsolved problem in computer science to know whether or not you can see somebody. 2017-07-26
182 There is a thing called criminal negligence. 2017-07-26
183 [Casey] You know, I just realized crossbow spoonerizes to boss crow. 2017-07-26
184 I'll take 9 mil. I could make a substantial game with 9 mil. 2017-07-26
185 Remember to like and subscribe. Thanks for the 12-month resub, Joe53! 2017-07-26
186 Be willing to do something seven times in order to get it right, and that'll make you a really good programmer. 2017-07-27
187 That's pretty good! 2017-07-27
188 We have come to the time where "later" is now. 2017-07-27
189 How does anything work? 2017-07-27
190 I'm really sorry for anyone who came along and wanted a coherent stream. 2017-07-27
191 Let's nojobs it. 2017-07-27
192 You have to make sure your thing is good, so you know it's worth people's time. 2017-07-27
193 How do you go to a place like this and not have awesome caves? 2017-07-28
194 "is this a gun that shoots bullets?" - Casey, 27.7.17. 2017-07-28
195 Sometimes, cars don't always stay on their wheels, is all I'm saying. 2017-07-30
196 I'm gonna dead. I'm dead. 2017-07-30
197 This is the tax you pay for working in OpenGL. 2017-08-03
198 This is just a horrible paste-orama. 2017-08-03
199 As far as I'm concerned, it's a little bit of an unsolved problem in computing. 2017-08-03
200 Life is rough. 2017-08-03
201 I'm gonna tell whoever's working on Sokoban to fix that. 2017-08-04
202 Why do I have a preference for right-handed coordinates? Because they're better. 2017-08-04
203 NaN creeps me out. 2017-08-05
204 I just spilled tea on myself, which means it's time to end. 2017-08-05
205 So the problem with making teas: you think about something and then you forget it! 2017-08-07
206 That is good action, if I may say so. Take that, PowerPoint! 2017-08-07
207 We're writing so many programs, we don't even know which one has to run now. 2017-08-07
208 That is worth some chocolate. If I program well I get fat, so that's ok. 2017-08-07
209 If I can continually become a better programmer, then getting fat is a small price to pay. 2017-08-07
210 Gggnaaah! I don't care it's a TV show 2017-08-08
211 Is somebody doubting that I do things in a quality way? What kind of people are you? 2017-08-08
212 It's gamma'd wrong again. 2017-08-08
213 It's all working, I could swear I'm not joking. 2017-08-08
214 I don't know how much to care about that right now. 2017-08-09
215 I'm havin' a good time programming reasonably clean things, and I just don't wanna descend into that horrible place. 2017-08-10
216 OMG... It worked! Oh, the language is gettin' good. 2017-08-11
217 Thanks Microsoft, for this... program that I payed thousands of dollars for. 2017-08-11
218 It says "one return value received", which I disagree with. 2017-08-11
219 Oh god!... Alright guys, this is gonna be brutal. 2017-08-11
220 Every time somebody asks why I'm using SVN, I die a little bit inside. Because it should be obvious. 2017-08-12
221 Kinda like JavaScript except, unlike JavaScript, we're not pretending to be a real programming language, so that's ok. 2017-08-12
222 JavaScript is basically the worst thing that's happened to computers. Ever. 2017-08-12
223 That is too lousy. Even I will not do that! 2017-08-12
224 Whoops! I'm makin' all kind of typos. 2017-08-12
225 Microsoft has no respect for anything. 2017-08-13
226 Most people are not self-critical and reality-based. 2017-08-13
227 This is worth getting killed for right here. 2017-08-14
228 It's beyond redonkadonk. Which is even farther than Beyond Zork. 2017-08-14
229 Believe me: there's no end to compiler bugs. 2017-08-15
230 Oh god... Wow! You know, I'm tempted to just erase this all stream and pretend it never happened and start over tomorrow. 2017-08-16
231 Hey! Ok, we're back to the Land of Sanity. 2017-08-16
232 I don't see any questions in the chat. I guess that's because my amazing, error-free, daffed programming skills have been too quick for everybody so far, that's ok. *laughs* 2017-08-16
233 DOLLAR_SIGN... The things I do to get indentation. 2017-08-16
234 Someone call Sony, I'm making Knack 3. This is the best Knack! 2017-08-16
235 svn commit -m "Started implementing Knack 3 for the $$$$$$ franchise MEGABUX" 2017-08-16
236 Given the state of videogame journalism these days, I wouldn't be surprised if some announcement actually happens that I'm working on Knack 3. I don't wanna cause trouble. *laughs* 2017-08-16
237 People are talking about Netflix in the chat, so obviously what I'm doing is compelling. Nobody in the chat cares about programming, that's fine. 2017-08-16
238 Trying to program in OpenGL is like if you were a Microsoft first-year summer intern and they made you program in Visual F##+++ for Office Team System One and with a Visual Basic++ plugin and you had to program for UWP and everything was just awesome. 2017-08-16
239 Well, welcome to OpenGL. 2017-08-18
240 Rotate your phone bro! ;) 2017-08-18
241 Oh boy! There were earlier changes that I didn't check in. Well... They're checked in now! 2017-08-18
242 The amount of idea that I have is zero 2017-08-26
243 We're just gonna die, it's fine. 2017-09-18
244 I potato'd on him! 2017-09-25
245 Sometimes people just want to make decisions that are not the best life decisions and you have to respect that. 2017-09-25
246 I'm gonna write this down then I'll think about what to think about them 2017-10-01
247 Java is designed to be a boring programming language. 2017-10-04
248 I can almost guarantee that there's going to be more problems, but it's lunch time, so... 2017-10-04
249 I felt the micro-aggression involved in the statement 2017-10-15
250 Windows has NEVER found a solution to the problem. 2017-10-29
251 There's some basic bug. 2017-10-29
252 Who doesn't want to get off Emacs? It's terrible. 2017-10-29
253 Not a long enough length to do what I'm doing with it. 2017-11-27
254 Maybe if I run it a lot of times it'll work. 2017-11-28
255 I'm super confused. I haven't had my tea yet. 2017-11-28
256 Wait, I made the wrong kind of tea! It's a disaster. 2017-11-28
257 Okay, that's good. Its wrong the same, both times. 2017-11-28
258 I'm going insane. I'm as insane as a Linux person deploying a containerized application. 2017-11-29
259 I wasn't in the mood for a bug this hard today. 2017-12-03
260 AHHHH EGGS! I hate you, eggs. 2017-12-06
261 Ow! Stop it, routine chickens! 2017-12-23
262 78 people watching? Okay, I'll try to be less grouchy. It's easy to be grouchy when I'm playing videogames! 2017-12-23
263 It's Portal. 2017-12-23
264 I missed the wall 2017-12-25
265 Maybe you guys just don't like sausages enough? 2017-12-25
266 I'm smoking crack. 2017-12-25
267 I need to earn some blocks by watching ads. 2017-12-25
268 I have very finely honed coconut detection 2017-12-25
269 I guess I should get a lot better at dodging rocks. 2017-12-26
270 Why is this the game that I'm playing? 2017-12-26
271 Sometimes we break things. 2018-01-06
272 The reason atomics are templates in C++ is because C++ went insane. 2018-01-06
273 Parsers aren't hard. 2018-01-06
274 [Casey] Pube-g is happening. 2018-01-06
275 Yeah, the chat is not some beacon of intellectual amazingness. 2018-01-06
276 I don't consider myself indie. I consider myself a videogame art person. 2018-01-07
277 Aw, I blued myself again! 2018-01-07
278 I just had to set the bozo bit on a couple of people and stop replying to them. 2018-01-10
279 If you look on Wikipedia at the graph somebody made of all the Linux forks over time, you just look at that and say, "What a giant waste of effort." 2018-01-10
280 The fuck is this?? Get-- ughhhhhhhh, Team Explorer... 2018-01-10
281 'Does this guy ever interact with chat?' Thanks for the 12-month resub, ResonatorGames! 2018-01-13
282 We're not doing foofoo softie stuff. 2018-01-13
283 Engineering is about understanding what's going on. 2018-01-13
284 Metaprogramming is the future and it solves all our problems, because going meta is always better! 2018-01-13
285 There's a fine art of not getting sidetracked too far from what you're working on. 2018-01-15
286 Graphics programming is just a giant disaster. It's so terrible. I'm sorry. 2018-01-15
287 Hey look, I can't see anything! That's great! 2018-01-15
288 Okay, so... Let's do a hack. 2018-01-15
289 This is by far not the fastest way to do this, BUT WHO CARES?!?!?!?!? 2018-01-15
290 I can do this with a superhack. 2018-01-15
291 Somebody needs to throw Windows off a cliff. 2018-01-15
292 Somebody needs to throw Windows off of a really high cliff, into hot lava. 2018-01-15
293 I don't think I like Time Spy, honestly. 2018-01-15
294 It's like I'm using Linux here. 2018-01-15
295 'Searching for file contents could be slow?' You just advertised to me that you were the fastest-- ...Software is so hopeless. 2018-01-15
296 Security is our #374 problem. 2018-01-16
297 Sometimes, monkey debugging is the best debugging. 2018-01-16
298 You may ask yourself, "where did my shadowmap go?" 2018-01-16
299 Did I change something that fixed something, or is it just a bug? 2018-01-16
300 They keep changing Photoshop, and it doesn't... work. 2018-01-18
301 I'm trying to learn the controls and you cutscene'd my ass. 2018-01-27
302 Dude, Mickey Mouse is going to be public domain in two years 2018-01-27
303 Whoever animated that didn't know anything about... anything. 2018-01-28
304 I totally potatoed on that guy. 2018-01-28
305 I'm checking poopy butthole 2018-01-28
306 Bye, twitch dot tv slash viewers! 2018-01-28
307 If he shot through the wall, that's kind of offensive, honestly. 2018-01-29
308 Don't PUBG me here. Don't PUBG me here!! 2018-01-29
309 Shit, he's here! Banana Man! 2018-01-29
310 [Chris] Someone's trying to, uh... kill you, I guess. 2018-01-29
311 I want to get practice at winning. 2018-01-31
312 We have different definitions of the word "works". 2018-01-31
313 Polymorph matching just broke. 2018-02-04
314 Now K has a binding, mofo! 2018-02-04
315 That is a failure of the first order, and I don't mean Star Wars. 2018-02-04
316 One does not simply copy a syntax tree. 2018-02-04
317 You know, sometimes you just can't run rc.exe. And you need to do some gaming. 2018-02-04
318 He's behind the barrier with all the bullet holes in it. 2018-02-04
319 Wait, wanted gave us nothing but given gave us something! 2018-02-04
320 So type of some type dot best friend should be guy, and we should be matching that against dummy... 2018-02-04
321 I literally don't know how this is possible. 2018-02-04
322 What was I smoking last night? [...] I was smoking the right thing, apparently. 2018-02-04
323 This is what happens when I don't sleep enough before superstream Sunday. 2018-02-04
324 We have problems. 2018-02-04
325 The C++ standards committee is not reality-based. 2018-02-04
326 Why don't you tell me what capability? Because you don't give a shit, because you don't care that people can't use your API. 2018-02-05
327 Captain America is not supported in the current profile. 2018-02-05
328 Everybody is fired. F-I-R-E-D. 2018-02-05
329 This is a fully mental ... insaino ... crazy disaster. 2018-02-05
330 That's a very "Russian pencil on the spaceship" kind of solution. 2018-02-05
331 What are all of these windows? Let's get rid of these things... 2018-02-05
332 What did we learn? We learned that system is a disaster in windows and you shouldn't use it. 2018-02-05
333 I'm doing forensic science to figure out how to create a fucking process. 2018-02-05
334 Why am I wasting my life doing this? 2018-02-05
335 If I allowed myself to be angry I would be so angry right now. 2018-02-05
336 I should've done better. 2018-02-05
337 oh that's it, I see what I'm sayin' 2018-02-06
338 C ... Windows ... System32 ... Notepad! I should've guessed, it's not a program, it's notepad! 2018-02-06
339 When you screw up an API like this, Everybody pays for it for a long time FOREVER. 2018-02-06
340 It's a small difference but it's a big difference, see? 2018-02-06
341 You don't know exactly what a game is when you start it. 2018-02-09
342 Linkers are dogbutt slow. 2018-02-09
343 UltraSearch is so ultra, that it's beyond the need to case-sensitively search. 2018-02-09
344 What a garbage. 2018-02-09
345 We're getting rid of the A's~ 2018-02-09
346 When you cross off an item on your todo list, you want it to feel good. 2018-02-10
347 I'm gonna write pens on my todo list... "Pens that feel better when you cross things out." 2018-02-10
348 You will respect my velocity! 2018-02-11
349 That didn't actually fix anything. But it was wrong! 2018-02-11
350 Who knows what the hell "decibels" means? I still don't know. I know what they mean but I still don't know what they mean. 2018-02-12
351 Q: "How much would I have to pay for you to program The Witness in Java?" A: Ahh... 9000 Decibels 2018-02-12
352 Let's just keep makin dudes, we know how to party here. 2018-02-13
353 I have this Notch here, so that's handy. 2018-02-13
354 wow i was really on drugs when i did this 2018-02-16
355 well isnt that amazing look at oh fuck 2018-02-16
356 This is a hack. I admit it. 2018-02-16
357 I tend not to watch stuff about me because it's weird. 2018-04-01
358 How are there 357 quotes? That's too many. 2018-04-01
359 I'm like 3 problems deep at this point. But you know what, it's okay. I'm learning. 2018-04-01
360 The Mozart candy made my brain start to work. 2018-04-01
361 I can't believe we're in 2018 and I'm still spilling tea on my shirt. 2018-04-01
362 I wish I could enhance Windows, really. 2018-04-01
363 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO!!! 2018-04-14
364 [Casey] We haven't even been given a goal, and we already have more items than a Costco. 2018-04-14
365 I want all backends to get this benefit. 2018-05-11
366 This is what happens when people other than me work on things. 2018-05-11
367 Premature optimization is the root of all blah blah blah. 2018-05-11
368 Go down the tube? I tried to go down the tube. I doesn't go anywhere! 2018-05-19
369 Lambda is the snooty functional programming name for procedure. 2018-05-25
370 Whoa, there's really not that many compiler errors left. We may soon be close to the time when we get to run it and watch it crash because I did something horribly wrong. 2018-05-25
371 Now we watch this die horribly. 2018-05-25
372 Decibels are a useless, dumb thing that I don't uderstand why anybody measures things that way. It's my number one pet peeve in life. 2018-05-25
373 It's inferred, bro. 2018-05-26
374 That would be a bug, but it would be one that I don't want to fix right now. 2018-05-26
375 I've been using Visual Studio since 1996. 22 years. It's pretty sad. 2018-05-26
376 It's like a freshman web designer intern making a mistake, and they just keep doing it. 2018-05-26
377 The reason I don't have much hair right now is OpenGL. 2018-05-26
378 You would be donating in decibels, obviously. In gamma-corrected decibels. 2018-05-26
379 Patches welcome! 2018-05-26
380 There's different kinds of programmers. There are programmers who don't really know how anything works, and who just can write glue code and high level things that ask for things to happen and then they hope they happen. And then there's programmers who know how things work and can make stuff from first principles. Those second kinds of programmers are a lot more powerful. 2018-05-26
381 What the hell were people doing in here? 2018-05-26
382 Well, it'll just be broken until next time. 2018-05-26
383 I'm going to take the drinks I bought out of the freezer before they turn into exploding ice blocks. 2018-05-26
384 it's a webpage! of course it doesn't work! 2018-05-26
385 Compiling in one second is pretty good, but you know we have standards here. 2018-05-26
386 I don't know what false means, but it means something. 2018-05-26
387 Those are yesterday's breakpoints! 2018-05-26
388 You don't get a car! And you don't get a car! And you don't get a car! 2018-05-26
389 I bet there's a woman in England somewhere named Constance Block [...] she's the patron saint of this program. 2018-05-26
390 Maybe we're seeing the constance block a little too much, and we want to keep the relationship at a distance. 2018-05-26
391 This is gnarly enough that I'm gonna put a thing here called @Gnarly 2018-05-26
392 We're down to 10300 lines in this file, one day it might be below ten thousand again. 2018-05-26
393 Thinking about continuation passing was fun back when I was a Scheme fanboy. 2018-05-26
394 *crash* Oh, there goes the eye tracker. 2018-05-26
395 Go go gadget thinger. 2018-05-26
396 Visual Studio hates programmers 2018-05-26
397 Yeah, don't read Hacker News about productivity. It's not a good source. 2018-05-26
398 One's got 2000 dependencies? Bro! Who's that? 2018-05-26
399 I tried to sign up for Twitch affiliate but the webpage kept rejecting me because of a bug. 2018-05-28
400 Mistakes were made. I'm not saying by whom, I'm just saying mistakes are made. Certain kinds of people say "You know, there isn't really anything objectively right." Maybe I like it if my compiler just crashes. That's just my lived experience. 2018-05-28
401 A lot of people would ask, "Why are you not using templates for this," and the answer is... bleehh. 2018-05-28
402 Have you ever heard of programming? It's this thing where sometimes you say while (1). 2018-05-28
403 Stack Overflow is saying "use std::hash". Yeah, bite me. I'm just gonna mod it by a prime number. 2018-05-28
404 People are like "Oh, just add this feature it'll be fine," but actually, features are complicated! 2018-05-28
405 I just turned the ramp meter up to 10, and I'll burn out the rant batteries if I start talking about the Web. 2018-05-28
406 I read Hacker News sometimes when I'm depressed and unmotivated and then I read a bunch of dumb things and regret going on Hacker News. 2018-05-28
407 Walk the walk or stop talking the talk. 2018-05-28
408 Windows 10 is getting worse and worse. It's a better time now to displace Windows than any other time in history. 2018-05-28
409 Someone in chat mentioned reinventing the wheel? Oh boy I have a whole rant on reinventing the wheel. 2018-05-28
410 We're gonna keep pushing it til it breaks, because I'm pretty sure I know how to break it. 2018-05-29
411 You didn't need to type bracket T typename fuckity fuck for every single one. 2018-05-29
412 Our gnusto doesn't work. 2018-05-29
413 Against my better judgement, I'm having tea with caffeine at 7 PM. 2018-05-29
414 How is them apples? Them apples, in my opinion, is better than the NHL finals. 2018-05-29
415 How complete is the langauge on a scale of 0 to 100%? -463 + 115i + 3.1j + 2e17k. 2018-05-29
416 What do you think wires are? They're tubes with electrons going through them. Your connection to the Internet is a series of tubes, that's just how it is. 2018-05-29
417 You have a certain limited band of frequencies, and if you put waves that exceed the Nyquist limit, then nobody's gonna be able to decode it. That's what bandwidth is: it's the fact that your connection is a TUBE. 2018-05-29
418 FizzBuzz is the brown M&Ms of programming. 2018-05-29
419 When I look at gamedev it kinda sucks. 2018-05-29
420 Given that it's 35 megabytes, it better have a linker in there somewhere. 2018-05-30
421 Nevermind! My entire rant was misplaced. 2018-05-30
422 I don't really drink beer...maybe sometimes I should, it might help me deal with this sort of thing 2018-05-30
423 We're only missing our entire program that we actually want. 2018-05-30
424 We're in full on computer disaster right now. 2018-05-30
425 This is making me mad. Who did this? 2018-05-30
426 This is what happens when you design your APIs to assume spaces are not a thing. 2018-05-30
427 To all of you saying "oh just stop complaining and read the documentation it's fine"... do you make good things? 2018-05-30
428 When did Google get so crappy? 2018-05-30
429 I'm getting flashbacks to college when I would spend entire 8 hour sessions late at night dealing with %PATH% problems. 2018-05-30
430 That appears to have worked... Ship it! 2018-05-30
431 Dude, I don't even want to decode this with my brain to figure out what you're doing. 2018-05-30
432 It's not as robust, but it makes me not hate myself. 2018-05-30
433 There's no reason that computers don't work that way by default, except that... people... do bad things. 2018-05-30
434 This is a super-garbage right now, by the way. This is a massive garbage. 2018-05-30
435 Oh my god, I'm gonna punch somebody who works at Microsoft. I'm gonna punch Bill Gates, AND Steve Ballmer, AND Satya... whatever that guy's name is. ...Satya Nadella. 2018-05-30
436 Ghchildstrinrd... Ghchildstrinwr... 2018-05-30
437 Summer intern doesn't even test their code. 2018-05-30
438 Let's not give in to the tired and lazy. 2018-05-31
439 This is counter to my entire personality. 2018-05-31
440 I've vacillated on this several times, and we're gonna make it 32-bit. 2018-05-31
441 That's how much I hate computers. 2018-05-31
442 If I don't do this right, programs crash. 2018-05-31
443 Why are people working on things? 2018-05-31
444 I'm sorry, if you're working in Unity, you're not doing the Dark Souls of programming. You're doing, like, the I Wanna Be The Guy of programming, but the Dark Souls of programming is something different. 2018-05-31
445 it's not in lua, our standards have fallen so low 2018-05-31
446 I have a $4000 computer, faster than any other computer in history, and we can't display text of all colors. 2018-06-01
447 I'm now calling this the Christmas Programming Language. 2018-06-01
448 Psychic debugging, folks. 2018-06-01
449 "Buy me coffee." That's... presumptuous. 2018-06-01
450 "Semicolon expected after a declaration" is the name of my new band. 2018-06-02
451 We're making the program so much better by putting semicolons in. 2018-06-02
453 The game's going to run so much faster with all these semicolons. It's going to be awesome! 2018-06-02
454 Yeah, that's just bad juju if we crash. 2018-06-02
455 Dammit, why do people do work?!? 2018-06-02
456 Game of Throwbacks. 2018-06-02
457 // Ignacio did not implement this so now he is going to be sorry. 2018-06-02
458 Any time you can get rid of 0.025% of the compiler, that is a good day. 2018-06-02
459 ...and we will start programming, instead of this question and answer nonsense 2018-06-02
460 More cryptic is less cryptic sometimes. 2018-06-02
461 "Lexical Extent" is the name of my new band. 2018-06-02
462 1080P MY ASS 2018-06-02
463 GAAHH, Visual Studio just jumped on my butt. 2018-06-03
464 I do not accept Venezuelan chavismos. 2018-06-03
465 To get into the game industry you need to be good at C++... But, you'd be surprised. 2018-06-03
466 The Unicode people are crazy. 2018-06-06
467 I think a little bit of syntactic highlighting is useful, but the fruit salad that most editors put up is not useful. 2018-06-06
468 I don't want to break what isn't broken. 2018-06-06
469 Yeah, this is kinda stinky. 2018-06-06
470 String interpolation? We don't do that because... *sighhh*... Lots of reasons. 2018-06-06
471 I have no problem spending months of work on something then taking it out later... In my opinion that's part of how you make things good. 2018-06-06
472 When I try to undo nothing happens! Oh my god! It's just like all those games that don't have undo! 2018-06-07
473 It's like chewing glass for months. 2018-06-07
474 I don't know if the pickle armor is better than non-pickle 2018-06-09
475 I don't know why. I sorta know why. 2018-06-19
476 Why do diamonds roll so much? I don't know... 2018-06-19
477 Let's go find some diamonds! 2018-06-21
478 Look at all those diamonds we have! 2018-06-21
479 How high do I have to be in order to go around that damn obstacle? 2018-06-21
480 Am I completely out of water? Or just mostly out of water? 2018-06-24
481 Yeah, decibels are worse than the Web. Except that, the web is more pervasive, so yeah. 2018-07-19
482 A minimalist puzzle game. Nobody's gonna buy this. 2018-07-19
483 Yeah, minimalist is not a good excuse for "I didn't work very hard on this." 2018-07-19
484 this guy has zero viewers. No camera, no audio... But, y'know! 2018-07-19
485 Don't assume you should be motivated. If you're not motivated you should be finding something you can be motivated about. 2018-07-25
486 My food dude is 2 minutes away. 2018-07-27
487 The name of this engine is The Super Amazing Brilliant Better-Than-Unity/Godot Master Amazo Engine. 2018-07-29
488 You have to understand that there are a lot of programming subcultures, and they all call the same set of 5 ideas 17 different things. 2018-07-29
489 I used to program in INTERCAL, back before these weak-ass languages that they have today. 2018-07-29
490 "COMEFROM is your favourite programming joke ever," EXCEPT... C++ has come-from in it. Non-ironically. And people think it's useful and use it all the time. 2018-07-29
491 Blue rocks can be good news. 2018-07-30
492 Predictably, there is not enough salt on these cashews. Five years from now, when people understand that salt has nothing to do with high blood pressure and heart disease, everyone will be sad for all the bland food they ate for all those years. 2018-07-31
493 Ocean Map, take me by the hap, don't you understap... 2018-07-31
494 Windows Update Facilitation Service... Startup type: Disabled. Access is denied?? "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that." 2018-07-31
495 If anyone in chat works for Microsoft, just quit. Stop watching, you're not allowed to watch the stream. Log off now. Just don't watch Twitch at all, go watch Mixer. 2018-07-31
496 The fact that they're so aggressive about it and they prevent you from stopping it, it is literally insane. The cost to the world of those machines rebooting all the time is higher than whatever security you get from being so strict about it. It is literally pompous and insane and totally out of line. Bizzarely, insanely megalomaniacally out of line. And they get away with it because people put up with it, so I dunno. I guess the world is just gonna end. 2018-07-31
497 There sure is a lot of anime porn stuff on Creative. 2018-07-31
498 Charlie took a lot of drugs. 2018-08-04
499 The bat is so unlocked. 2018-08-04
500 What happens when you take an action platformer and you subtract level design, and the levels are just... stuff? (Which is what Metroid is, by the way.) 2018-08-04
501 What is your objective argument that red is a nice color? 2018-08-04
502 I should read the instructions. 2018-08-10
503 I'm still not exapunking. 2018-08-10
504 Okay, I know how to really exapunk this. You guys wanna watch me exapunk this? 2018-08-10
505 Alright, that is not a correct exapunking. 2018-08-10
506 Somebody has a way exapunkier solution. 2018-08-10
507 This is game development, people. This is how the sausage gets made. I hope you understand how much effort is going into this. 2018-08-10
508 We've already won at game development. 2018-08-10
509 This is a millennial game where it doesn't want to show you how bad you are compared to the world. 2018-08-11
510 At times like this when the going gets tough... the going gets more solar panels. 2018-08-13
511 This is what hell is like. No Exit was written like 40 years too early. 2018-08-25
512 I don't need to play that. 2018-08-25
513 Hey look, they have portals that look like the portals from Portal. 2018-08-25
514 I don't know. These are the hard problems in programming. 2018-08-27
515 You're just bothering me with information that's not correct, Microsoft people who think you're really smart. ... I don't know why everyone at Microsoft isn't fired at this point. 2018-08-27
516 They just didn't read my mind. I don't know why. 2018-08-27
517 I'm not going to let Linux drag this language down to mediocrity. 2018-08-27
518 Any school that teaches UML diagrams needs to be shot out of a cannon. 2018-08-27
519 Understanding your dependencies and minimizing your dependencies is critically important and nobody cares anymore. 2018-08-28
520 Vulkan has failed as far as I'm concerned. I don't wanna hear about it, frankly. 2018-08-29
521 Let's get stupid. I just wanna get stupid. 2018-08-29
522 Don't ever copy code off of the Web and expect that it's correct, StackOverflow people. 2018-08-30
523 I'm pretty sure that Zig code was stack-overflow in origin. 2018-08-30
524 I want to call a function called TellMeWhereTheGoddamnLibrariesAreYouIdiot() and it just tells me. 2018-08-30
525 I'm sure you know how to add. That's practical math! 2018-08-30
526 find_visual_studio_in_a_ridiculous_garbage_way :: () { 2018-08-30
527 What is all this? 2018-08-30
528 What is a BSTR? You know what, I don't want to know. It's something... a BSTR is just something. 2018-08-30
529 I bet Ignacio defined BSTR... Nope. No frickin' BSTR. Is that like something for The Beastmaster? 2018-08-30
530 Well, this garbage compiles. 2018-08-30
531 Some people think this is just what programming is. Some people do this all day and they're like "yep that's programming." 2018-08-30
532 It took substantial archaeology to write this. We aren't even doing anything yet. 2018-08-30
533 Does this mean I return an IID? I don't know. They don't speak English here at Microsoft. 2018-08-30
534 My eyes are glazing over already. 2018-08-30
535 The question for next time is kinda like "who is John Galt"... It's "what is CLSID_SetupConfiguration? And why should I care?" 2018-08-30
536 We don't host Javascript here, unless I'm too tired to notice that it's Javascript. 2018-08-30
537 I guess indie game developers can't program anymore so you never see them programming. 2018-08-30
538 An enumerator is a thing that enumerates, guys. Holy fuck... 2018-08-30
539 Now you have access to the Elite Frequent Flyer Swank Lounge. 2018-08-31
540 It's the worst idea in a long time. 2018-08-31
541 Software scales automatically. 2018-08-31
542 Business is a separate thing from what's good software. 2018-08-31
543 I might want to go and #define DO_NOT_COMPILE_THIS_RIGHT_NOW_PLEASE in my list of defines. I can't do that if we're #if 0. 2018-08-31
544 If the mouse fails, then we have to cancel the project. 2018-08-31
545 DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Print()s. 2018-08-31
546 This is such a garbage. 2018-08-31
547 How many people should get fired from that alone? 2018-08-31
548 Dude, I have so little patience for these problems, now that I use a language that doesn't have them. 2018-08-31
549 Oh, now we have to do all this C++ work to babysit the compiler, because I'm an idiot who writes in C++. 2018-08-31
550 "This string can be interpreted in a number of ways." As soon as you have to write that in your documentation, you have failed. 2018-08-31
551 We no longer need to run VCVars. Or run VSWhere. Or run VSBoondogleBS 1.7. 2018-08-31
552 In the end, everyone is just running around on giant hamster wheels. That is what modern software is like. 2018-08-31
553 Why do I have to do this just because somebody else decided to build a hamster wheel I have to run on? 2018-08-31
554 Generally, the people who make snippy remarks to me on Twitter do not have the level of social bravery to say those things to me in real life. 2018-08-31
555 I don't want to do any of this, but we're morally obligated to do this. 2018-09-01
556 I'm vaguely remembering that there's a thing called wcstrlen(). It's like W. C. Fields. 2018-09-01
557 Not programming because Microsoft made us want to quit all of programming for the rest of time and even retroactively back in time. 2018-09-01
558 Emacs, the editor of 2027. 2018-09-02
559 I only have to get 300 times as many viewers, and I'll be a famous streamer. 2018-09-02
560 [On the Windows Store, looking at Candy Crush clones] Look, all these games are 4 stars or above. These are great games! 2018-09-02
561 "Lep's World 2" sounds like a racist game. 2018-09-02
562 Oh. This guy actually knows what he's talking about. That's rare! 2018-09-02
563 Let's lep at this for a second. 2018-09-02
564 It's 40% too long! Cancel the compiler! 2018-09-02
565 Because it's C++, we have to redundantly babysit the compiler and hate programming. 2018-09-02
566 "How did that happen?" you may ask. "I don't know," I may answer. 2018-09-02
567 Okay, that is progress. It is not ingress or postgress, it is progress. 2018-09-03
568 How did this ever work? 2018-09-03
569 This might be a problem that I don't know how to solve. 2018-09-03
570 This is literally unsolvable at a basic level. 2018-09-03
571 There's a few things not to do in this channel, and one of them is to advocate for garbage collection. 2018-09-03
572 I'm not sure I like this, what I'm typing. 2018-09-03
573 All a monad is is typechecking. It's an abstraction barrier that enforces a wall between one part of your program and another. That's, like, the only thing I can tell that it is. It's like what you already have in C++ all the time. It's literally nothing. 2018-09-03
574 I'm not sure why this works, actually. I mean I know why it works, but I don't know why it didn't work before. 2018-09-03
575 The worst would be to put nothing here at all. Well, the ABSOLUTE worst would be to be Javascript. 2018-09-03
576 That's better. We're one step further from Javascript on the badness scale. 2018-09-03
577 Look at how many mistakes you can make while programming! That is a tiny fraction of the number of mistakes you can make. ...Mistake #1 is programming in Javascript. 2018-09-03
578 "When will this be done?" When it's done. 2018-09-03
579 I should rename it the All-Inclusive Diversity Lounge. 2018-09-03
580 "How big of a quality-of-life improvement has the language been?" Massive, because I'm actually happy when I program now. 2018-09-03
581 We're in 3-digit subscriber numbers! Now the Illuminati will send me a message saying "you're so famous now, we're going to tell you all the Illuminati secrets." 2018-09-03
582 I'm annoyed that I have so much work to do and people are saying "why don't you do a bunch more work sooner than you did it?" 2018-09-03
583 Well, this is a real question. 2018-09-03
584 "How many books on the shelf are about web development?" I'm pretty sure the answer is exactly zero. I doubt that a web development book has snuck in, but it's possible. 2018-09-03
585 "Can you name *anything* that the web does that is actually sane and possibly even good?" ... [30 seconds later] ...I'm having a hard time with that question. 2018-09-03
586 Unnecessary complication must be... REMOVED! 2018-09-03
587 Frickin' frackin' release the kraken. 2018-09-03
588 Thank you Emacs for deleting half my file. I don't know how I put up with all of this anymore. 2018-09-03
589 Oh well. Works fine, ship it. 2018-09-03
590 Your argument is not valid, as Reddit users would say. 2018-09-03
591 It doesn't matter that he's a great guy, he's writing in Javascript. 2018-09-03
592 Instantiables are kinda like Lunchables. 2018-09-04
593 This is why I date my comments. 2018-09-04
594 Does your workaround cause so many workarounds that you shouldn't do it anymore? 2018-09-04
595 The Anti-Defamation League closed my compiler. 2018-09-04
596 If you want to succeed, do not compile the debug build and run the release build. They don't teach you that in school. 2018-09-04
597 I'm gettin hungry, and we're not gonna be done streaming anytime soon. So we're going to have to pop out some UberEATS before all the stores close and we're stuck in post-apocalyptic situations, like... foodless terror. 2018-09-04
598 You totally couldn't do this in caveman days. 2018-09-04
599 You can intend all day for your code to get fast and it won't actually get faster. 2018-09-04
600 Is my whole life a lie? 2018-09-05
601 The most frustrating time during The Witness voice acting was just the voice actors' union not bothering to get back to us. 2018-09-05
602 Reading comment: "FIXME FIXME FIXME... Uhh I don't remember what needs to be fixed..." Well if it was that important there's no way it is not already fixed. 2018-09-05
603 The reason this is happening is because I am dumb. 2018-09-05
604 He's got the shakes. 2018-09-05
605 This looks like what happens when you kill the horses in Scum. 2018-09-05
606 Awwwww, my tea's cold. 2018-09-05
607 I think it's breakfast time, which is kind of like Miller Time for the morning. 2018-09-05
608 Most programmers are working at a very low percentage of efficiency. 2018-09-05
609 Almost no programmers work higher than 10-20% of what they're actually capable of. I'm not saying that as a diss, it's a widespread problem. 2018-09-05
610 The amount of work that gets done in an average Web company is almost zero. 2018-09-05
611 When you're learning to program, for the many, many years that it takes, the one thing that the computer is telling you constantly, all the times is "You're dumb, and you're wrong and what you're trying to do doesn't work." That is your conversation with the computer for *years*, until you get good. 2018-09-07
612 I'm not sure that trying to give people positive reinforcement about programming is the right thing. Really the right thing is having grit to figure out why what you're doing is wrong, and stupid, and how you can be better and smarter about it. That's the thing that young people need to learn about programming. All these public initiatives are being pushed by people who don't know anything about programming themselves. 2018-09-07
613 The computer is the most autistic thing, and it just constantly says "No", and you have to navigate that. That's your job. 2018-09-07
614 Look at the code. Look. Look at the code and see what it does. 2018-09-07
615 There's so much weird irrelevant garbage information on Google that I don't know what to do. 2018-09-07
616 I've basically set the bozo bit on Vulkan. 2018-09-07
617 It's in Javascript, that's an instant no. "React Native TDD," that's two instant nos at the same time. 2018-09-07
618 We were in the 80s and now we're in the 90s. 2018-09-12
619 Fiddlesticks! 2018-09-12
620 We got a problemo. The most important part of that is "lame-o". 2018-09-12
621 How did this ever work? 2018-09-12
622 OK, now we’re going to crash, because success is true, 2018-09-12
623 If someone gave me a C++ test, I probably wouldn't do very well. 2018-09-14
624 They're not Internet-flame-bait caliber disagreements. 2018-09-14
625 It's frankly horseshit. 2018-09-14
626 It sounds like they already have too many problems, why are they adding more? But whatever, I'll read the thing. 2018-09-14
627 On the one hand, awesome. 2018-09-14
628 C#... it's not the worst. A little too much Unity, but we could do it. 2018-09-14
629 Let me check the Elite Frequent Flyer Secret Illuminati Lounge. 2018-09-14
630 This is an Activision game, how does it not work?! ...Don't answer that, I know the answer. 2018-09-15
631 I'm Rambo. 2018-09-15
632 Third partied! 2018-09-15
633 He set up defensively and then as soon as I attacked him, he ran away. What kind of chicken man is that? 2018-09-15
634 Somebody didn't totally go to game design school. 2018-09-15
635 I heard someone running, but it was far away... 2018-09-15
636 Was that me choking on water? Or was it someone else? 2018-09-15
637 I don't know if it's faking it well or is actually good. 2018-09-15
638 What I really need is a sitrep. 2018-09-16
639 You know, I bet that when you win in this game it doesn't even say chicken dinner. It probably says like, "Sitrep: you were the only one left alive." 2018-09-16
640 Ow! Sitrep! 2018-09-16
641 Sitrep: there's dudes everywhere. 2018-09-16
642 SITREEEP! 2018-09-16
643 Sitrep: when is the game gonna start? 2018-09-16
644 Sitrep: I have blood all over my face. 2018-09-16
645 Oooh, sitrep. 2018-09-16
646 Sitrep: Don't fuck with me. 2018-09-16
647 Sitrep: This was stupid. 2018-09-16
648 Sitrep: I am bad. 2018-09-16
649 Whoa. Didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition. 2018-09-16
650 Sitrep: is that a vehicle? [...] Sitrep: yes. 2018-09-16
651 Most mice are too small for my hands. 2018-09-16
652 Sitrep: no gun. [...] Sitrep: gun. 2018-09-16
653 I don't need a big house, I don't have a big family and I don't throw huge parties. 2018-09-16
654 Shadowmap aliasing on my left. 2018-09-16
655 Sitrep: I'm about to be able to not hear anything. 2018-09-16
656 How is three plus two eight? 2018-09-16
657 Without mobility and owning that guy I would be so dead right now. 2018-09-17
658 I'm glad you guys are so interested in programming that you're talking about race relations and Israel. 2018-09-20
659 I'm trying to do work here, Microsoft. 2018-09-20
660 I can't even do Windows anymore. 2018-09-20
661 I am fired. 2018-09-20
662 "Svn blame", they should call it "Svn this person is fired". 2018-09-20
663 It's okay, since you guys know I've been building my career as a pro gaming streamer. 2018-09-20
664 Sitrep: we now have 5-factorial subscribers. 2018-09-20
665 Where is freedom of speech on here? 2018-09-20
666 That's it, I'm quitting game development. I'm buying this island. 2018-09-20
667 Ruby is so slow, even web people don't use it anymore. 2018-09-20
668 Isn't it great when stuff works the first time? 2018-09-21
669 Ugh. Okay, so forget my saying that stuff worked the first time. 2018-09-21
670 It's like a Greg Egan game where the characters inhabit a space that works differently from our 3D notions. 2018-09-21
671 Yeah, I learned how to do this on paper in grade school, guys. 2018-09-21
672 We could do React.js. SIKE!!! 2018-09-21
673 I'm so fed up with computers at this point. 2018-09-21
674 I don't know why people keep insisting that brunch and breakalunch are the same thing. They're not the same thing. 2018-09-21
675 We're gonna have to increment the cake counter later tonight. 2018-09-22
676 This is the type of thing that junior programmers do all the time. 2018-09-22
677 Once computers have memory, you do things a different way. 2018-09-22
678 It's a big party in the Animation Feature Festival Townhouse Place. 2018-09-22
679 I'm gonna need some tea to attack the particle problem. 2018-09-22
680 That's professional game development right there. 2018-09-22
681 We're gonna have a little unicorn tail here, but we're gonna sitrep that right out. 2018-09-22
682 Summer intern could have done that in 10 minutes, but NO! 2018-09-22
683 This is an award-winning situation. 2018-09-22
684 Because you know what, computers are fast! (If you're not running in a web browser.) 2018-09-22
685 One Second Puffs. 2018-09-23
686 So why are we doing all this? We're doing this for the lulz. 2018-09-23
687 If anybody does not agree with this union please speak out now. 2018-09-23
688 That must have been just a one-off special Christmas hack that I did. 2018-09-23
689 Why don't you just go to Mars and make awesome space robots that breakdance? 2018-09-23
690 Making games is a serious problem. 2018-09-23
691 Someday I'll be done renaming things...I swear! 2018-09-24
692 I want my money back for a crappy programming language that doesn't know Smapple. 2018-09-24
693 I want my money back. What a crappy programming language. It doesn't know smaple. 2018-09-24
694 Our drag is not frame-rate independent, which is pretty poopy. 2018-09-24
695 Copy, paste, crash. 2018-09-24
696 Occasional biggies, but mostly small. 2018-09-24
697 The game's done at this point. 2018-09-24
698 I'm sure glad my GPU can fill pixels. 2018-09-24
699 What is holding back porn films from becoming a socially acceptable artistic medium? 2018-09-24
700 What is holding back boxes of detergent at the groceery store from becoming a socially acceptable artistic medium? 2018-09-24
701 People who make games are dumb. 2018-09-24
702 We are not in a society that is oriented around making things that are meaningful or deep or aesthetically beautiful. 2018-09-24
703 Because only kids knew how to set the VCR, now there's no respect for the older generation at all. 2018-09-24
704 Parts of our society are more grounded in things that are well-tested, but some parts are very untested. 2018-09-24
705 Sitrep: We have a circle problem. Over. 2018-09-24
706 std::vector. Sign of quality. 2018-09-24
707 I wanna make some little graphy-poos for those. 2018-09-25
708 It's working fine, it's just that we told it to not work. 2018-09-25
709 Here is the sauce. 2018-09-25
710 Solotanz? Do you think this is a dancing game? 2018-09-25
711 It's totally a dancing game! 2018-09-25
712 Not everyone is an elite veteran ace frequent flyer game developer. 2018-09-25
713 Everybody's a two-year-old again all of a sudden. 2018-09-29
714 Everybody's not even just a two-year-old, they're a stupid two-year-old. 2018-09-29
715 I am starting a stream. 2018-09-29
716 I'm not trying to be Unity here because Unity is slow like a butt. 2018-09-29
717 It's the opposite of what I just said. This isn't going on Youtube. 2018-09-29
718 Isn't that a crappy game? ...Why do I think that? 2018-09-30
719 I don't like broken physics games. 2018-09-30
720 Sisters. Is that like Brothers? 2018-09-30
721 I don't know what's going on with computers. 2018-09-30
722 I'm sure we're reaching the bottom of the barrel but there are many pages after this. 2018-09-30
723 It's VR dancing girls again. 2018-09-30
724 We could delete PUBG, because we're probably not ever gonna play it. 2018-09-30
725 We have pizza. 2018-09-30
726 If you want one atom of pizza each, I think that can be arranged. 2018-09-30
727 I don't like this game. 2018-09-30
728 Why do you think this is a game? 2018-09-30
729 How do I end? 2018-09-30
730 I just wanna play a game. 2018-09-30
731 Gabe!!! 2018-09-30
732 Sitrep: It's 1:30 AM and I'm tired. 2018-09-30
733 I'm out of shape. Out of Beat Saber shape. 2018-09-30
734 I care about the stream quality. 2018-09-30
735 What happens if my ball gets stabbed? ...don't make that a quote. 2018-09-30
736 Not too Banksy. ...that was not Banksy enough. 2018-09-30
737 Bank, bank, bank. 2018-09-30
738 We're gonna have to whack this real hard. ...Maybe too hard. 2018-09-30
739 I hope my streaming audience is entertained. 2018-09-30
740 RNG... okay, game. Good golf game. 2018-09-30
741 Why are VR games such pieces of poop? 2018-09-30
742 They ignore [input] if the window doesn't have focus. THAT is a sign they they're using Unity or something. 2018-09-30
743 What? Now the window is on my other monitor! 2018-09-30
744 I can't alt-F4 the game. 2018-09-30
745 God, there's so many crystals! 2018-09-30
746 How come I can't walk there? Because there's a 1-inch high cube? ...Unreal Engine. 2018-09-30
747 Let me cast my spells! 2018-09-30
748 They look ornery. 2018-09-30
749 Wait, the goblins have an army of orcs? How does that work? 2018-09-30
750 CAST THE SPELL! God fuckin'... 2018-09-30
751 The cardboard wall made of styrofoam cardboard. 2018-09-30
752 It's pretending I have choices. 2018-09-30
753 Oh god, it's totally Star Wars. 2018-10-01
754 I don't want to do my taxes, I want to play a game. 2018-10-01
755 Five waves?? What is this, a Nintendo boss battle? Jesus. 2018-10-01
756 ...or an indie game boss battle from a game you downloaded on TIGSource. 2018-10-01
757 I know you're supposed to use the wrist straps, but I'm not gonna use the wrist straps. I mean, come on. 2018-10-01
758 Ladies and gentlemen, the future of videogames. 2018-10-01
759 Dude. What is your major malfunction? 2018-10-01
760 I failed because I didn't winch up the winch in giant spider land. 2018-10-01
761 What if I do something exciting like download Windows? Wouldn't that be cool? 2018-10-04
762 Time goes by so fast, I just don't know what to do about it. 2018-10-04
763 In the old days there would be a hardware button and the on button would mean the computer was in an on state. These days nobody wants to make computers that anyone knows how to use. 2018-10-04
764 Advanced does nothing when I click on it. That's not very advanced. 2018-10-04
765 What a garbage. 2018-10-04
766 I'm not a professional benchmarker. 2018-10-04
767 It's a benchmark program that takes 10 minutes to load system info. 2018-10-04
768 "Being self-employed in the US, how does health insurance work?" Well, you just get health insurance. 2018-10-11
769 People like to be weenies about entity-component system on the Internet. 2018-10-11
770 Of course, since I'm an actual programmer and not like a Mac user, I turn off all the goofy gestures 2018-10-11
771 I paid $4000 for this thing. It shouldn't be a piece of shit. 2018-10-11
772 This is so bananas. 2018-10-11
773 I don't know what this is. "Sandstorm." It's got 133 million views. 2018-10-11
774 Oh, it's THAT song. Alright. 2018-10-11
775 The Witness was hard, man. 2018-10-12
776 Dude, this level looks rough. 2018-10-12
777 Oh, Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt... 2018-10-12
778 Whoa! Rep is bigger than sit! 2018-10-12
779 These people are not delivering my food! Freaking communist... 2018-10-12
780 Sitrep: where's my food? 2018-10-12
781 This is obviously a highly professional thing. My next job is as a graphic designer. 2018-10-12
782 We gotta own some noobs while there's still noobs. 2018-10-12
783 Lancer, Prancer, and... Neuromancer out. 2018-10-12
784 Sitrep: Owned. 2018-10-12
785 Feels bad man. 2018-10-12
786 They're calling me a beta. 2018-10-13
787 I'm gonna get kicked out of videogames soon if I don't pick it up. 2018-10-13
788 Any game where you can concuss yourself and still win is a good game. 2018-10-13
789 Hopefully he's fixated on the package. 2018-10-13
790 This is double plus ungood. 2018-10-13
791 Put up or shut up. 2018-10-13
792 That guy downhill was a potato. 2018-10-13
793 How many hit points is "vague blood splat at the side of the screen"? 2018-10-13
794 I potato'd, he potato'd. I won the War of the Potatoes. 2018-10-13
795 I don't play these noob games. 2018-10-13
796 I can't count. I can only computer program. 2018-10-13
797 I'm finally learning how to not be the worst player in the universe. 2018-10-13
798 Dude, I took my boat to the boat club! 2018-10-13
799 Never underestimate how little revenue a small game can make. 2018-10-13
800 Apparently I can't do things that are not that ambitious. 2018-10-13
801 I usually think college students don't know anything about game design. 2018-10-13
802 That's just art game stuff. What matters is that the gun makes a loud bitchin' noise. 2018-10-13
803 Manipulate that answer to be appropriate to your life situation. 2018-10-13
804 I actually had the presence of mind to SLIDE, how'd you like them apples? 2018-10-13
805 Go go gadget vehicle. 2018-10-13
806 He was a gamer. 2018-10-13
807 What is this fiction that we're all surprised that we want to shoot each other? 2018-10-13
808 Is it like a revolver? More like a suckvolver. 2018-10-13
809 It's like climate change, it's never gonna happen. 2018-10-13
810 Kill his ass, please! 2018-10-13
811 Not having dumpbin in my path is ass. 2018-10-13
812 I should have 'naded! 2018-10-15
813 You'll be sorry you landed the same place I landed. Unless I fuck up, in which case you won't be sorry. 2018-10-15
814 Dude, I'm getting owned! It's like people are good at this game all of a sudden. 2018-10-15
815 You can't balance a game that's full of garbage guns. 2018-10-15
816 Dude, I shot that guy around the corner. You know what I'm saying? That was not legit. That was a fuckin' 10-tick-server situation if I ever saw one. 2018-10-15
817 That was just a festival of me hitting the wrong keys. 2018-10-15
818 Sitrep: I have preliminarily taken damage. 2018-10-15
819 I am engaging in the "Unthinking Act of Murder." Thanks, game. 2018-10-15
820 I feel like they could have splurged on more than one X texture. 2018-10-15
821 Okay, they're expecting a collapse now, that's a new development. 2018-10-15
822 I'm a stupid stupid. 2018-10-15
823 Aw, just put some Call of Duty shit in there, it'll make sense. Those kids don't know what they're doing anyway. 2018-10-15
824 Take the armor! Fucking 10 tick server. 2018-10-15
825 I don't know if you guys know this, but they're expecting a further collapse. 2018-10-15
826 I thought that'd be the last collapse, but apparently instabilities were detected, and that causes collapse to occur. 2018-10-15
827 How many collapses do you guys think there's gonna be? It's just such an unknown mystery. 2018-10-15
828 The Banana Man? That's not the real Banana Man! 2018-10-15
829 Wowsers. 2018-10-15
830 It's hard to be a good technology when you're built on a giant pile of poo, so good luck. 2018-10-15
831 Netcall: This is a sitrep. 2018-10-15
832 I gotta go to the bathroom and commence a drop operation. 2018-10-15
833 Look, if somebody gave me 1 BILLION dollars to do something, it would not involve turning a real island into The Witness. 2018-10-15
834 I don't like answering questions about what my games are about, because the game tells you what it's about. The game is what it's about. 2018-10-15
835 Who could have predicted that there would be a further collapse? 2018-10-15
836 That's so Rainbow Six-y right there. 2018-10-15
837 It's like indie game voice acting in here. 2018-10-16
838 Holy crap, this is painful! 2018-10-16
839 That was the worst tutorial ever. 2018-10-16
840 She's a strong female character. 2018-10-16
841 Is Drax somebody who dabs? 2018-10-16
842 I'm going to Dabtown. 2018-10-16
843 Dabrep. 2018-10-16
844 Why is everybody not playing the good mode? 2018-10-16
845 If you mess with people in this game, you better kill 'em. 2018-10-17
846 If it comes down to going on a scavenger hunt or chicken dinnering, I'm gonna chicken dinner. 2018-10-17
847 Somebody own me! I need to get dinner. 2018-10-17
848 Binding of Oscar Isaac music. 2018-10-17
849 Really? You're gonna unzip right there? 2018-10-17
850 The self-stun is a pro strat, uh, I saw people who are very pro do that strat. 2018-10-17
851 The boat club OWNS! 2018-10-17
852 Mankind must put an end to the war. That's why we're playing war games. 2018-10-17
853 Mistakes were made. [Gets shot] Mistakes were further made. 2018-10-17
854 It's very easy to backseat game. 2018-10-17
855 This guy's a noob and I'm a potato. 2018-10-17
856 Sitrep: we have crashed. 2018-10-17
857 King 177 Jaded Mamba. 2018-10-17
858 King 177 Jaded Mamba, over. 2018-10-17
859 How come the circle is outside the combat zone? That's a Jaded Mamba situation. 2018-10-17
860 Breaker one nine, the mamba is jaded, over. 2018-10-17
861 Alright, now which mamba are we gonna jade? 2018-10-17
862 Maybe we should as a company just stop making video games and start making chicken dinner Youtube videos, and maybe that'll be better than making video games. 2018-10-18
863 Maybe this should be Battle Royale Sokoban. I don't know how that would work exactly. 2018-10-18
864 Video games, man! They just get complicated. 2018-10-18
865 Why am I in Witness?? 2018-10-18
866 Go people are so ridiculous for not putting assert. 2018-10-18
867 People in the Elite Gaming Elite Platinum Elite Copper Lounge have a goofy image of me. I don't know why. 2018-10-18
868 People will hire you if you demonstrate skills that they're impressed by. That's it. 2018-10-18
869 I wonder if Amazon sells one-page books? 2018-10-18
870 [Jai] For Dummies has a single page, but it doesn't say "get out", it says "git gud." 2018-10-18
871 Why did I do that? This is awful. 2018-10-18
872 I don't know what it is about drinking a drink online, but that happens unusually much. 2018-10-18
873 Dude, how can a walking simulator make me want to punch my monitor? 2018-10-20
874 Shot by that guy again? That guy's a dick. 2018-10-20
875 I wish I could trot slightly faster. 2018-10-20
876 Dude, serious Peter Pan-ing in the shadowmap. 2018-10-20
877 Don't make me punch you, particles. 2018-10-20
878 I get more grumpy as I get tired, too. 2018-10-20
879 I don't know which device that was that just unplugged. 2018-10-20
880 It's the most pixelated game of 2018. 2018-10-20
881 Once you start to have some bricks in the wall, more bricks fit into the wall better. 2018-10-20
882 In fact, it's absurd. 2018-10-21
883 If you have no reason to use Euler angles, then don't. 2018-10-22
884 The sticky pad was no longer sticky enough. 2018-10-22
885 I think I just used the last USB port on the back of my machine. 2018-10-22
886 We have something non-linear just driving this number up. And I don't like it! 2018-10-22
887 I don't know where my cool headphone accessory box is! 2018-10-22
888 Yeah, the bar for quotes seem pretty low right now. 2018-10-22
889 Tearing up code is the fun thing. 2018-10-22
890 "What is my keyboard/monitor?" uhh, I use a computer. And a monitor. 2018-10-22
891 People use really weird coding standards like you can't put more than 100 lines of code in a file, because that's all that fits in their little Java brains. 2018-10-22
892 VS Code? Isn't that one of those editors that's basically a Web browser, and you press a key and it takes 100 milliseconds for your keystroke to register? 2018-10-22
893 I'm not that prepared for loose-leaf prep EXCEPT for my extravagant tea setup. 2018-10-22
894 The idea that any professional programmer would rely on a random website hosting their source control is bananas. I don't understand. 2018-10-22
895 Casey won't show me the game. He's a very stubborn person. 2018-10-22
896 You know who was on the Visual Studio programming team? Ali G. Here's when he was consulting with the Visual Studio team on designing the interface: [plays video of Ali G saying "nine nine nine nine nine..."] He was an intern at Microsoft when they were wondering how many zeroes to put here. 2018-10-22
897 It's not just zero, it's 0x0000000000000000. Cursor is very close to that, it's 0x0000000000000001. They should compare about equal in if statements and stuff. 2018-10-22
898 Pointers are scary. 2018-10-22
899 Oh, dude. Ohhh, we may be sad. 2018-10-22
900 That is a very wrappery wrapper. 2018-10-22
901 I'm not that much of a school guy. 2018-10-22
902 Dude, Elite Lounge, it's poppin'! It's got green frogs! 2018-10-22
903 This map is ASS! 2018-10-22
904 If I had found a weapon that was on the blockchain that time, I think I really would have owned that guy. 2018-10-22
905 I do have to think more like a gamer, it's true. I've gotta game harder. [starts opening wingsuit] Look, I'm gaming right now! 2018-10-22
906 God, this thing steers like a cow. Like a drunken cow! 2018-10-23