[{"id": 0, "ts": 1456013564, "text": "Everyone is a unique snowflake."},
{"id": 1, "ts": 1458492046, "text": "I don't care enough to care."},
{"id": 2, "ts": 1460222107, "text": "I was trying to not be at this level of explanation for this channel so much."},
{"id": 3, "ts": 1460228169, "text": "Mmh... Is mmh a person you're talking to?"},
{"id": 4, "ts": 1460228399, "text": "I had to double-check that that was not the bot willing to port it to Linux."},
{"id": 5, "ts": 1460228915, "text": "I do not support the Jeff and Casey rant about GC."},
{"id": 6, "ts": 1460229115, "text": "Never force yourself to write garbage collector mutator barriers by hand."},
{"id": 7, "ts": 1460229268, "text": "Don't do the hard work unnecessarily."},
{"id": 8, "ts": 1460759106, "text": "Sorry about that, the fuse blew."},
{"id": 9, "ts": 1460759177, "text": "Brrrrbrbbrrbbbbbrbrrr."},
{"id": 10, "ts": 1460759560, "text": "I said that twice now."},
{"id": 11, "ts": 1460759605, "text": "Oh god, and now you've gone and quoted THAT. Dammit!"},
{"id": 12, "ts": 1460759898, "text": "I usually think of bots as being inviolate."},
{"id": 13, "ts": 1460760214, "text": "I don't think all this meta quoting is a good idea. Shit, you're gonna quote that."},
{"id": 14, "ts": 1462760689, "text": "See you next time, which is right now if you're watching on YouTube."},
{"id": 15, "ts": 1431274260, "text": "Ku-em-brea(d). Ku-em-brea(d). I think I'll stick with Benedict Cumberbatch."},
{"id": 16, "ts": 1464909993, "text": "That's a suspiciously straight line."},
{"id": 17, "ts": 1467421156, "text": "Do I have any secret videos? I don't think so."},
{"id": 18, "ts": 1467423775, "text": "Sorry, Miblo."},
{"id": 19, "ts": 1471639815, "text": "Look at me, using global variables! Woohoo!"},
{"id": 20, "ts": 1471640137, "text": "Should I pronounce it as in-so-far-as?"},
{"id": 21, "ts": 1471640529, "text": "So it's pronounced insufferous, or Benedict Cumberbatch..."},
{"id": 22, "ts": 1471640876, "text": "Miblo, don't do this, but..."},
{"id": 23, "ts": 1471642704, "text": "Handmade Devil."},
{"id": 24, "ts": 1471643940, "text": "I'm not accusing anyone of being an idiot, I'm just trying to win hearts and minds... by calling them idiots."},
{"id": 25, "ts": 1471646174, "text": "Oh my god, there's a macro for saying goodnight. You guys are terrible, terribly lazy."},
{"id": 26, "ts": 1471728490, "text": "Did I just fix it?"},
{"id": 27, "ts": 1471732817, "text": "I certainly had long hair before I knew John Romero had long hair."},
{"id": 28, "ts": 1472860090, "text": "This will have compile errors in it. And then when I run it'll also fail spectacularly. It won't run."},
{"id": 29, "ts": 1478816402, "text": "What does a human being look like?"},
{"id": 30, "ts": 1483145964, "text": "It was purely done for, I don't know."},
{"id": 31, "ts": 1484942622, "text": "Thanks for watching, and I hope you found that educationamul."},
{"id": 32, "ts": 1486244235, "text": "I have three copies of you on my screen."},
{"id": 33, "ts": 1486246813, "text": "Make everything an array of structs."},
{"id": 34, "ts": 1488730905, "text": "I think I talked about all the consequences here."},
{"id": 35, "ts": 1489278493, "text": "Maybe in ten years your game will break because something's different."},
{"id": 36, "ts": 1492191480, "text": "Live long and prosper."}]