0,1521767581,So you think it's printing to STDOUT? You're wrong
1,1521772154,They also mention the Flyweight pattern, which is heresy.
2,1521772698,We're doing the same thing C are doing, which is nothing.
3,1521772918,This is almost Design Patterns-level bullshit.
4,1522720778,I think this is the only part that's nontrivial.
5,1522721005,Functions that returns array of functions. Ooh, spicy!
6,1525051974,This should get inlined... Famous last words.
7,1525053351,This is the kind of thing that actually makes my blade breen.