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0Call up the twitch people, I'm sick of being censored, damnit.2016-02-01
1I did something that made AutoCAD come.2016-02-06
2I'm not gonna make a shitty game.2016-02-06
3I think Garbage Collection is probably the largest mistake in computer science.2016-02-06
4This is kind of impromptu, but someone's got to write the fucking game, right?2016-02-07
5Oh, look who's here. Casey's here. The bad advice - or I'm too stupid to understand it - Casey Muratori.2016-02-07
6I have a file called 'fuck' in every single folder.2016-02-07
7I sorta *** with everything...2016-03-15
8If i hit my wife with a bus, all world research stops.2016-03-17
9It's a piece of *** garbage. I use the old versions and they're fast.2016-03-19
10Oh fuck, we, did it again.2016-03-19
11So we're gonna step in here... FUCK!2016-03-19
12Didn't we just call the constructor? Oh it's not the constructor it's the *** overloaded bracket bracket operator!2016-03-19
13Don't hack me please.2016-03-21
14Hold the *** on.2016-03-21
15What, friends list? *** you, I don't want any friends.2016-03-21
16What the fuck's going on?2016-03-21
17Who can't he stand? Me? That's a shame, I'm a really nice guy. I'm serious.2016-03-21
18Shit, what did I say that was quotable?2016-03-21
19What? Oh, okay, I won't use the multi-threaded then. I can't handle it.2016-03-21
20Why do I have a guy trolling in my chat? Why did this happen to me?2016-03-21
21Dude we did it, we actually looked up a *** ip address. We can get on with our lives now.2016-03-21
22*** idiot. Oh, no, he's still here...2016-03-21
23Opt-out. Oh yeah. Oh baby, swear away.2016-03-21
24The best way to make Almond Milk: hot water.2016-03-21
25Fuck California and everyone in California.2016-03-21
26Shit, I probably can't say that without them wanting to sue me.2016-03-21
27I'm definitely a better programmer sober.2016-03-21
28I'm not TRYING to create anything. I AM creating.2016-03-21
29Okay okay okay okay... okay... okay okay... okay.2016-03-21
30Fuck it, that's the size you're getting. I don't give a shit.2016-03-22
31So I'm trying to learn how to do latté art, which is basically the hardest thing in the world.2016-03-22
32I fucking hate C++ so much GRRRR.2016-03-25
33Murder them right in the fucking face.2016-03-25
34Huhh.... they're all fired.2016-03-25
35I still have my wisdom teeth because my mouth is so big because I talk so fucking much.2016-03-25
36Just fuck it man, inline it.2016-03-26
37You know what I hate? Programming.2016-03-26
38So, the fucker's fucked, and now we're going to fuck this fuck into the fuck.2016-03-26
39Alright, so we've got a fuckstack now.2016-03-26
40Whoever enjoyed macro-hell yesterday, you're gonna love today.2016-03-26
41I'm a fool I tell you, a fool!2016-03-26
42Don't be a be a dick.2016-04-06
43I don't really play video games because I think they're borring.2016-04-06
44Libcurl is pretty decent.2016-04-10
45"Do I like the colour scheme," Jesus Christ...2016-04-10
46Wait, I've gone full stupid.2016-04-10
47Fucker. Fuckin' bot.2016-04-10
48I'm not writing an HTTP library.2016-04-10
49I've used Linux a lot and it sucks.2016-04-10
50I mean, Windows sucks too, and OSX is the worst.2016-04-10
51It's not hard to make a better Operating Sys... I mean, it is HARD to make a better Operating System...2016-04-10
52Hahahaha! Fuck you, insobot!2016-04-10
53We've just requested porn, because that's what we do.2016-04-12
54I guess is coming.2016-04-12
55Mm, async. Motherfuckers.2016-04-12
56That is the best general purpose async API I have seen in my life.2016-04-12
57Well that's not a cool demo. That's a lame demo.2016-04-12
58Fuck you, I win, computer.2016-04-12
59If you don't think that's cool, you ain't got no soul.2016-04-12
60Shit, I can do anything now!2016-04-12
61Here we go, it's Linux time. My favourite operating system, guys.2016-04-12
62I'm not angry. I'm not agry at all...2016-04-12
63I overall think this is better than the windows way of doing it.2016-04-12
64Why are you done with C++ and what took you so long?2016-04-18
65You're gonna have to choose between Handmade Network and me.2016-04-20
66What am I drinking? This is sperm whale sperm. Double sperm from a whale.2016-04-20
67God dammit I gotta fucking program more shit.2016-04-21
68This is not acceptable. Linux needs to die.... So let's go make this work for Linux.2016-04-23
69When you have someone like Linus Torvalds in charge, this is what you get.2016-04-23
70Who the fuck wrote this shit? It just doesn't even make sense.2016-04-27
71So these are pretty bad, and I fucked this up pretty bad.2016-04-27
72Actually no, these are fine.2016-04-27
73Std::list gives you AIDS.2016-05-05
74Unit tests are for pussies.2016-05-07
75That's fuckin' tits!2016-05-26
76Arg fuck it! Lets go nuts! Copy some memory!2016-06-06
77I don't ever do anything wrong. I'm perfect.2016-06-09
78TODO: temp? Oops, shipped a game with that.2016-06-09
79I'd rather cut off my dick than use git.2016-07-02
80People cried that they were too hard.2016-07-17
81People ask me why my eyes don't hurt after staring at blue and green screens. You're about to find out...2016-07-17
82I'm pretty sure this can cause eye damage.2016-07-17
83320 320? Suck my dick 320 320! You're supposed to be 0!2016-07-26
84I done something wrong.2016-07-26
85I hate.. I hate.. I don't wanna get into how much I hate compute.2016-08-26
86All characters need a slot, which is like a slut, but not as nice...2016-09-08
87Fuck, Donald Knuth stop talking!2016-09-08
88By the way, if you're looking at this code going "I don't fucking understand it", neither do I...2016-09-08
89Is it a sloth? Is it a badger? I don't give a fuck.2016-09-14
90I fucking love visual studio.2016-10-26
91Programming is hard.2016-10-27
92I'd rather stick a screwdriver in my urethra than deal with that shit.2016-10-31
93There's no way I'm gonna sit here for that 300ms happily.2016-11-29
94Life's too short.2016-12-30
95Mute your mic, asshole!2016-12-31
96Dennis Ritchie was smoking a bunch of pot and decided that he wanted to play a video game on a PDP-7 but he couldn't. So he had to go invent a programming language.2016-12-31
97First I get to be Shawn, and now I get the big face.2016-12-31
98I hope I didn't use porn images.2017-01-06
99Wait, what happens if I run the fucking thing with the fucking thing? Is this thing all fucked?2017-01-16
100...If you're into jokes, because you seem to be having a good time...2017-01-21
101Don't do geometry shaders.2017-01-21
102That's not what it is at all, but you know what it is.2017-01-21
103I swear to god, I don't know what I'm doing.2017-01-23
104I don't wanna learn more things!2017-01-24
105I'd rather cut my dick off than use std::string.2017-01-24
106I'll gladly shoot a cow right between the eyes just to get my yearly animal murder count in.2017-01-24
107Anyone who says a debugger is useless is a fucking idiot.2017-01-26
108I don't know everything.2017-01-26
109Oh, just make everything an array.2017-02-04
110Data is the most obvious way of specifying the problem. And you want to the code to just exist to deal with this data.2017-02-04