621 |
too much IOCPnus |
2018-07-15 |
|
71 |
Z is kind of up in the air. |
2015-04-20 |
|
505 |
Your goal has to be that the reason you want money is to make games, not the reason you make games is to make money. |
2016-07-20 |
|
93 |
You're supposed to be done developing your program. |
2015-05-17 |
|
556 |
You're going down. |
2017-03-05 |
|
530 |
You're an operating system. Have some self-respect. |
2016-10-27 |
|
295 |
You'll have to excuse me if I yawn during this frame. |
2015-11-17 |
|
322 |
You should fertilize that directory with human tears, and then you should see what grows from it. It will probably be black roses that crumble and blow away with the wind. |
2015-11-20 |
|
96 |
You pretty much have to be slyfox and slyfox it around. |
2015-05-26 |
|
540 |
You never upgrade anything during the development of the game. |
2016-12-31 |
|
594 |
You need infinite waters. Well, probably not infinite waters, that's maybe too much waters |
2017-08-05 |
|
32 |
You learn something about your codebase every day... that you should have known, because you wrote it. |
2015-02-26 |
|
126 |
You know what I'm saying? You feel me, dawg? |
2015-06-23 |
|
499 |
You know it's been a bad day when you don't know where the ~ key is. |
2016-07-12 |
|
129 |
You have to admire someone who lives life through the lens of one little tiny pair of testicles. |
2015-06-24 |
|
201 |
You guys made me do this, you egged me on, and now you're making me egg further. |
2015-08-25 |
|
587 |
You guys have fancy stuff that you've made. |
2017-07-09 |
|
461 |
You feel me, dawg? |
2016-04-09 |
|
316 |
You don't want to eat more lunch than you can reasonably digest, right? A lot of times people go into something and their eyes are too big for their stomach, and they'll just way over-eat the lunch. So what I'm trying to do here is just keep lunch to a reasonable amount of food, so that we don't get too fat, but we do get enough food to keep ourselves going good. |
2015-11-19 |
|
63 |
You could take the pool with you when you leave, and they wouldn't care. |
2015-04-15 |
|
145 |
You could spend months, if this was your jam. |
2015-07-30 |
|
235 |
You could imagine this... You could imagine it with the POWER of imagination! |
2015-02-09 |
|
584 |
You can't win 'em all but you're certainly not gonna win if you never roll. |
2017-06-25 |
|
575 |
You can't just start talking about variables that don't exist yet. |
2017-04-30 |
|
297 |
You can't cheat. I tried to cheat, and you see what happens to cheaters, right? They get punished. |
2015-05-17 |
|
135 |
You can kinda hear that we messed up some stuff. |
2015-06-29 |
|
254 |
You are totes right man, you are totes right about that. |
2015-09-23 |
|
519 |
You ALMOST only live once. |
2016-08-10 |
|
341 |
Wow, that was some pretty great programming there, Casey. Nice job (you're fired)! |
2015-12-14 |
|
52 |
Wow, that took almost no time at all. |
2015-04-03 |
|
423 |
Would you be a lamb and jump me there? |
2016-03-24 |
|
628 |
Working with the C++ committee would probably be more like rearranging the ice in the lemonade of someone who's holding a glass of lemonade on a deckchair on the Titanic. Like, you're not even gonna move the chairs. You're gonna be able to get, like, an ice cube moved around |
2018-09-01 |
|
513 |
Woah! That is wicked cool. |
2016-07-28 |
|
555 |
With that, we wish starchypancakes well. |
2017-02-26 |
|
227 |
Windows! Why are you the dumbest ever? Why!? |
2015-09-11 |
|
44 |
Windows is the allergy of Computing. You can live with it, but it will make you miserable every day. |
2015-03-20 |
|
186 |
Windows fonts make a fontographer cry. |
2015-08-19 |
|
597 |
Windows 10 is hardly professional, but it is branded "Professional" |
2017-10-14 |
|
626 |
Why would you farm vegetables when you can just eat meat? And the answer is: because you have to feed vegetables to the meat to make the meat. And until you figure out how to make meat without vegetables... you need to know how to grow vegetables. It's really that basic |
2018-08-26 |
|
599 |
Why is node.js running? Oh my god.. Once node.js is running you know its all over. That's the end of it. |
2017-10-18 |
|
414 |
Whoops, that function doesn't exist in 4coder yet, you can't call it, Casey! |
2016-03-21 |
|
192 |
Who's gonna stop me? No one's gonna stop me. You can't really stop me! |
2015-08-21 |
|
196 |
Which of these three poopsauces do you want to put on your ice cream? |
2015-08-25 |
|
9 |
Where'd my dude go? |
2015-01-22 |
|
384 |
Where is the output from this program? |
2016-03-01 |
|
190 |
Where is our little baby? |
2015-08-21 |
|
198 |
Where did I put that? It got deleted? |
2015-08-25 |
|
432 |
Where are you, Mr. Environment Variables? |
2016-03-29 |
|
571 |
Where Santa Claus went, I don't know. |
2017-04-22 |
|
650 |
When you're programming, you always want to assume that you have a bug. |
2020-02-22 |
|
189 |
When you start the day off with an owl of shame, you don't deserve things to go your way. |
2015-05-29 |
|
77 |
When we do that read... right... |
2015-04-27 |
|
464 |
What? Who wrote this ridiculous code? That's garbage. |
2016-04-09 |
|
246 |
What-ever, like, programming, sometimes, I don't even know. |
2015-09-18 |
|
605 |
What is a .1 engineer? |
2017-12-09 |
|
211 |
What have I ruined, what kind of a life have I ruined for us? |
2015-09-02 |
|
406 |
What do you think, Pseudonym73, is this one good enough? |
2016-03-17 |
|
153 |
What could possibly go wrong?? Well...I guess...a lot of things... |
2015-08-05 |
|
565 |
What are the chances that there's one way to always write code? |
2017-04-01 |
|
604 |
What a sensible path to an include file! Y'know... just... just like the old days! You could have /usr/include, or you could have "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\2017\Community\VC\Tools\MSVC\14.11.25503\include". Please, Microsoft, die in a fire. |
2017-11-20 |
|
624 |
Welcome to Handmade Hero, the game where we code a complete show on stream |
2018-08-11 |
|
173 |
We're still in janktastic mode, which is annoying. |
2015-08-14 |
|
162 |
We're not catastrophically bad, we're just not good. |
2015-08-05 |
|
640 |
We're living in a world where we're teaching robots to drive cars. Typography... not as hard of a problem. |
2018-12-04 |
|
29 |
We're kinda gonna have to put on our frinstance caps and have a bunch of frinstances... You know what I'm talking about, right? |
2015-02-24 |
|
457 |
We're just gonna make this a very quiet, dignified edit. |
2016-04-08 |
|
102 |
We're intimately connected with that speed. |
2015-05-29 |
|
538 |
We're gonna do a little bit on 3D here. |
2016-12-11 |
|
550 |
We're going to write some code and hope that it's right. |
2017-02-11 |
|
161 |
We're going to want to allocate some memory, do the little dance of fun. |
2015-08-05 |
|
357 |
We're going to leave it as a little bit of a zygote for the moment. |
2016-01-19 |
|
542 |
We're going to go over that in very excruciating detail in a moment. |
2017-01-15 |
|
125 |
We're going to be diligent so-and-sos... |
2015-06-22 |
|
259 |
We'll call that DEBUGCreate, err... CreateVariableHierarchy or something like this. DEBUGCreateVariables... DEBUGCreate something name is hard, brain doesn't know what name is, English so difficult, half a million words... |
2015-09-28 |
|
469 |
We won't add up to 100% |
2016-04-14 |
|
12 |
We will be doing no cheese, it is a cheese-free zone. |
2015-01-24 |
|
82 |
We want to start making the game very slow so that we kind of feel good about ourselves when we go to optimize it. |
2015-04-30 |
|
403 |
We set ourselves up for success. |
2016-03-15 |
|
239 |
We really need a reverse Owl of Shame. Maybe like if the Owl of Shame is backwards, or something? That's like an Owl of Success. |
2015-09-16 |
|
495 |
We probably need to go through this code more carefully. |
2016-07-06 |
|
326 |
We just have to have faith that The Variable is looking down on us from The Great Memory, and that if we all just work hard and try to be good people that eventually The Variable will let us into The Great Memory and we'll live in peace and happiness with all of our other discretized values. |
2015-11-20 |
|
278 |
We just have an infinity of these, where infinity is actually some very small number like 10. It's not a particularly big infinity but, you know, not every infinity has to be huge. |
2015-10-20 |
|
424 |
We just have a bug bug. |
2016-03-24 |
|
23 |
We haven't even mentioned whales, which are huge! Literally and figuratively. |
2015-02-12 |
|
405 |
We have some stuff doing some stuff. |
2016-03-17 |
|
351 |
We have no such pink screen to speak of. |
2016-01-12 |
|
320 |
We have light, a photon, and mr. photon goes straight. He wiggles, he oscillates, but he just goes straight. |
2015-06-18 |
|
228 |
We have all the code, you can assign whatever level to it you want. |
2015-09-11 |
|
491 |
We have a lot of N-squaredy things. |
2016-06-02 |
|
156 |
We got the heads, let's try to change the heads to be fonts! |
2015-08-05 |
|
303 |
We don't know which kind of a lunch buffet our debug system will be yet... |
2015-11-19 |
|
578 |
We don't care if the NSA is really good at The Binding of Isaac. |
2017-06-03 |
|
253 |
We don't care how big it is as long as it fits. Just fit it in. |
2015-09-23 |
|
175 |
We didn't need those electrons, no one was using them. |
2015-08-14 |
|
419 |
We clone because we care. |
2016-03-22 |
|
493 |
We can handle it, we're professionals... Ostensibly. |
2016-06-09 |
|
498 |
We can get our hideous pink on. |
2016-07-12 |
|
113 |
We background-load now... and happy birthday. |
2015-06-09 |
|
582 |
We are out in complete La La Land, and I admit that, but, I mean, it's lighting, what do you want from me? |
2017-06-24 |
|
112 |
We added 0.5 in one place, and subtracted 2 in another, and the seams are gone!!! |
2015-06-04 |
|
551 |
Watch this point. |
2017-02-12 |
|
215 |
Unsolved problem in computer science: rendering an underscore. |
2015-09-03 |
|
496 |
Unfortunately we have to be our own code fairy and we have to bring our own code dust and do our own code sprinkling. |
2016-07-06 |
|
588 |
Unfortunately it looks like here 4coder is too smart for us. |
2017-07-15 |
|
185 |
Ugh, who...? Just what... is? What...? Nobody wants to see that. That's not a thing. Urgh, God! Urrrgh... |
2015-08-19 |
|
609 |
Turns out, if you don't actually work, you get faster |
2018-01-21 |
|
81 |
Too many rects. Too many rects. Too many rects. Toooo many reeeeects. |
2015-04-29 |
|
567 |
Today's episode might be a little bit of a potpourri. |
2017-04-22 |
|
232 |
Tired Casey. |
2015-09-14 |
|
24 |
Time to round things up. |
2015-02-18 |
|
78 |
Those of you who have 3D aspirations will know what I mean. |
2015-04-27 |
|
545 |
This would take a super set of the parameters. |
2017-01-28 |
|
562 |
This will be a stream filled with mucus. |
2017-03-26 |
|
108 |
This will all be very game-codey. |
2015-06-03 |
|
33 |
This means nothing, what have I written here? |
2015-02-26 |
|
155 |
This machine is very old and probably has some things on it which should be removed. |
2015-08-05 |
|
34 |
This is why you don't listen to Casey. |
2015-02-26 |
|
131 |
This is turning into a Casey learns how to do things stream. |
2015-06-26 |
|
335 |
This is the money shot right here, people. This is where it all starts to happen. |
2015-12-09 |
|
72 |
This is the homogeneous matrix that you often hear about. |
2015-04-20 |
|
646 |
This is the TagGrid, not to be confused with Hagrid from Harry Potter, though it's no less large and opposing. |
2019-04-14 |
|
160 |
This is really a zygote of a thing, it is not really fully happening. |
2015-08-05 |
|
321 |
This is not the computing future I wanted. |
2015-11-21 |
|
330 |
This is not supposed to be fun. |
2015-12-08 |
|
430 |
This is kinda being Mr Cheesy - Mr Cheesepants, Cheese man. |
2016-03-25 |
|
402 |
This is a tough episode. |
2016-03-14 |
|
171 |
This bitmap is a lie, this bitmap is a total lie! |
2015-08-12 |
|
64 |
Think scat fudge, not tourist fudge. |
2015-04-15 |
|
460 |
They make these shirts and I wear them. |
2016-04-09 |
|
89 |
They are double super extra done. |
2015-05-13 |
|
362 |
These ground chunks have been nothing but annoying the entire time, and I don't even want them in the game. |
2016-01-21 |
|
277 |
There's nothing worse than a whiny C compiler. |
2015-10-20 |
|
331 |
There's no such thing as a solution to programming problems. There's only metrics. |
2015-12-08 |
|
46 |
There's linear algebra afoot here. |
2015-03-31 |
|
635 |
There's gotta be a "none", said the priest |
2018-10-28 |
|
317 |
There's always lunch tomorrow. Tomorrow's lunch will be just as tasty as today's lunch and we can eat some of those other foods that we didn't eat today at that time. |
2015-11-19 |
|
338 |
There's a Handmade Hero every weekday. You can always ask questions tomorrow. |
2015-12-09 |
|
290 |
There probably is a better way to do this and... we... should... do... that... better way... now. |
2015-10-28 |
|
262 |
There must be a bug because it's not working. If it was working, we might be able to make the argument that there wasn't a bug. |
2015-09-29 |
|
459 |
Their underwear is also awesome. Not that that has anything to do with anything. |
2016-04-09 |
|
534 |
The world is null... the world is null! |
2016-11-12 |
|
121 |
The world is filled with molecules... |
2015-06-18 |
|
323 |
The whole point of the existence of this system is because humans are so fallible and always do everything wrong. |
2015-11-20 |
|
447 |
The web is not the aqueducts of Rome, it's the drunken orgy where they gorge themselves and vomit. |
2016-04-04 |
|
395 |
The stream actually hasn't ended, that's the funny part, Mr Counter Person. |
2016-03-08 |
|
492 |
The snake just went up the stairs. |
2016-06-07 |
|
209 |
The right way to handle errors is to not have them. |
2015-09-01 |
|
619 |
The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is largely made of dog faeces at this point |
2018-07-08 |
|
552 |
The only reason that we ever did it is because Won insisted that we do it. |
2017-02-19 |
|
212 |
The keybindings of Isaac. |
2015-09-03 |
|
282 |
The jedi's got to build their own lightsaber! |
2015-10-23 |
|
87 |
The important thing is that you build a mental model of the fact that there is a CPU down there. |
2015-05-08 |
|
500 |
The hoodie has been retired temporarily. |
2016-07-14 |
|
68 |
The green dude is tough. |
2015-04-18 |
|
179 |
The game will be so huge, that no computer can possibly hold it. |
2015-08-17 |
|
288 |
The first time someone told me about C++, it was pretty funny because I thought they were describing something sensible. |
2015-10-26 |
|
114 |
The entire game will be constructed out of hair. |
2015-06-10 |
|
504 |
The easiest way to prevent yourself from ever inventing the wheel is to think you've already invented the wheel. But you haven't. |
2016-07-20 |
|
429 |
The baby's been in the bathwater so long, there's no baby anymore, the baby has dissolved completely and there's just baby colored water. |
2016-03-25 |
|
269 |
The Variable would be displeased. |
2015-10-08 |
|
490 |
The Steam API is a real [very long pause] swell API. |
2016-06-02 |
|
596 |
The S stands for sucks |
2017-10-14 |
|
207 |
The C++ preprocessor is, like, the worst thing ever. |
2015-09-01 |
|
480 |
That's... math. |
2016-04-26 |
|
398 |
That's what I'm talking about. Minidump with heap, bro! Alright, alright, minidump with heap, coming right up... Here comes the dump! |
2016-03-10 |
|
298 |
That's not actually true. In the real world most of the time cheaters do just fine. It's what we call the financial services industry. |
2015-05-17 |
|
583 |
That's my stupid idea. I hope you like it. |
2017-06-24 |
|
310 |
That's like getting lunch delivered... |
2015-11-19 |
|
476 |
That's just super accidental. |
2016-04-23 |
|
554 |
That's great! I was not expecting that to just work. |
2017-02-26 |
|
586 |
That's gonna be a whole bailiwick in and of itself. |
2017-07-08 |
|
644 |
That's for 4coder Advance for the GameBoy Advance |
2019-02-24 |
|
441 |
That's actually not our fault -- that's just actually this code being wrong! |
2016-03-31 |
|
261 |
That's a mistake. That is a missed-take. |
2015-09-29 |
|
76 |
That's a bug, like somebody's gotta fix that... |
2015-04-23 |
|
30 |
That zipfile has little tiny baby zipfiles all in it! |
2015-02-25 |
|
49 |
That weird pulsating thing was pretty freaky, I hope you've enjoyed it. I know I have. |
2015-04-01 |
|
231 |
That was an a-list job by everyone. |
2015-09-14 |
|
421 |
That to me sounds like a good idea, and I guess we'll find out why it's a stupid idea in a minute when I try it. |
2016-03-24 |
|
641 |
That seems like the best plan to me; don't quote me on it. |
2018-12-08 |
|
336 |
That is video games. Ladies and gentlemen, video games. |
2015-12-09 |
|
65 |
That is the end of the math hole for today. |
2015-04-16 |
|
128 |
That is kind of terrifying. |
2015-06-24 |
|
236 |
That doesn't necessarily mean it's the hardest bug, but it's the one that's caused me the most perplexing... |
2015-09-15 |
|
399 |
Thanks microsoft! Thanks for everything!! |
2016-03-10 |
|
503 |
Thank you, Mr Cycle Detection. |
2016-07-20 |
|
152 |
Thank you compiler, that was a good catch. |
2015-08-05 |
|
515 |
Thank god! That makes a lot more sense. |
2016-07-29 |
|
241 |
Templates were designed by people who are still looking around in their own colons to see if they can find anything there. |
2015-09-17 |
|
416 |
Take that Portland, you thought you could be the ones with a guy in a tree who's just hanging out and crazy. Well, we're the ones with the guy in the tree, not you! |
2016-03-22 |
|
473 |
Sweet child of mine. |
2016-04-19 |
|
167 |
Star Trek: The Next Generation ID. |
2015-08-12 |
|
600 |
StackOverflow says there isn't a way to do it, which probably means there is a way to do it. |
2017-10-28 |
|
41 |
Spaceflight is like changing the planet's diaper. I recognize that it's good but I don't wanna be the one to have to do it. |
2015-03-12 |
|
418 |
Sorry, man in the tree. |
2016-03-22 |
|
86 |
Sorry I'm not talking more, but... |
2015-05-08 |
|
283 |
Sometimes you're dumb, and you just gotta live with that, that's just your little situation you gotta deal with. |
2015-10-23 |
|
66 |
Sometimes you have to go down a math hole... we're just entirely in the math hole... |
2015-04-17 |
|
590 |
Sometimes programming requires elevating the energy level to an uncomfortable amount. |
2017-07-23 |
|
229 |
Sometimes programming just doesn't make sense. |
2015-09-11 |
|
324 |
Sometimes even in the depths of despair, some little tiny thing goes your way, and the important thing to remember is not to let that go to your head. |
2015-11-20 |
|
437 |
Something very strange is afoot. |
2016-03-29 |
|
28 |
Something I do all the time, you just comment something out and see where all your compiler errors are. |
2015-02-24 |
|
446 |
Someday we probably will, because I just won't be able to not do it. |
2016-04-01 |
|
222 |
Somebody was talking about some jquery, no wait. Some stupid thing, oh, ReactJS. |
2015-09-09 |
|
2 |
Some days you just have to fire yourself... |
2015-01-19 |
|
466 |
Some day after Allen Webster is done pounding editors into the ground with his raw and meaty fist. |
2016-04-13 |
|
385 |
So, let's pretend we're going to be coding on Handmade Hero now and see what happens. |
2016-03-02 |
|
625 |
So, great, good, fantastic, nice work. Great job, Microsoft, as always crushing it |
2018-08-12 |
|
568 |
So, I'm gonna take a look at this saucy gentleman right here... |
2017-04-22 |
|
299 |
So you can be, like, GetEventFromLink or something. And I don't mean Link like the character in Legend of Zelda. |
2015-11-18 |
|
144 |
So what happened there, exactly? Show me what happened, Mr Code. Show me on the code... where... where it NULLed you. |
2015-07-29 |
|
536 |
So we don't seem to be having any overflow problems at the moment... *stream crashes* |
2016-11-13 |
|
258 |
So that we can have our speed cake and eat our functionality too. |
2015-09-28 |
|
83 |
So that is optimization. |
2015-05-04 |
|
408 |
So somebody, when they're actually storing the events, is doing something dumb, and that somebody is obviously me. |
2016-03-18 |
|
300 |
So riddle me this, Batman... |
2015-11-18 |
|
373 |
So if we take the same elbow joint we were discussing yesterday... |
2016-02-17 |
|
394 |
So here we are in handmade.cpp. Kind of nice to be back in the codebase. |
2016-03-08 |
|
378 |
So here is all our Sikhs. |
2016-02-24 |
|
608 |
So for whatever reason, C in its infinitesimal wisdom forces you to have a constructor declared to do the "equals" here |
2017-12-28 |
|
438 |
So complicated. I rather enjoy it, though. |
2016-03-29 |
|
523 |
So I'm going to go work this out on the blackboard and figure out if I'm just... uh... on crack. |
2016-07-22 |
|
146 |
So I will wrap things up. Do a little wrappy-poo. |
2015-07-30 |
|
250 |
Since we don't really have anything better to do with our lives or ourselves, we will just do something like this. |
2015-09-22 |
|
453 |
She's dead, Jim. She is dead. |
2016-04-06 |
|
448 |
Searching the Internet is not the way to solve that problem. |
2016-04-05 |
|
426 |
Santa is not good. |
2016-03-24 |
|
208 |
Sane people are in short supply. |
2015-09-01 |
|
107 |
Rule #1 of Programming. C++ is utter garbage and so is std::* |
2015-06-03 |
|
638 |
Revolutionary concept for the late '00s. |
2018-12-01 |
|
613 |
Really really simple, really really stupid, not very accurate, but there you go. |
2018-02-24 |
|
118 |
Q: What are you going to do when Handmade Hero is finished? A: Take a vacation. |
2015-06-15 |
|
369 |
Puzzle games are puzzle games. If you like them, you like them. If you don't, you don't. |
2016-02-11 |
|
132 |
Programming was a mistake. It's nothing but trash. |
2015-06-26 |
|
652 |
Pretty much any language without built-in static analysis is a mistake. I don't know that there are any exceptions to that. [in chat on Jon's stream] |
2022-08-29 |
|
88 |
Power before wine, and you'll be fine. Wine before power, you'll vomit in the shower. |
2015-05-12 |
|
379 |
Poor Richard Stallman. |
2016-02-24 |
|
539 |
Please take it with a grain of salt, or even a cube of salt. |
2016-12-17 |
|
354 |
Please don't listen to what I have to say, because it's all a lie. |
2016-01-15 |
|
285 |
Pig hat. It's pig hat time. Let's pig it out. Let's just get piggy. |
2015-10-24 |
|
602 |
Phff... |
2017-11-20 |
|
18 |
Pfft, that's a hardware problem, programmers don't screw in lightbulbs! |
2015-01-28 |
|
50 |
People kept egging me on to do some weird sine-cosine-theta stuff. |
2015-04-02 |
|
388 |
Pay attention to me. Thank you. |
2016-03-03 |
|
268 |
Patience is definitely a virtue in programming. |
2015-10-08 |
|
136 |
PROgramming not FAUXgramming! That's the motto here on Handmade Hero. |
2015-07-14 |
|
535 |
Our brains are still not working properly. |
2016-11-13 |
|
101 |
Or we could just crash immediately. That would be cool. I always like when that happens. |
2015-05-28 |
|
141 |
Oops, third swear. |
2015-07-24 |
|
305 |
One of the things that you need to do as a programmer is that, when you're serving lunch, if you wanna do something where you shift the place settings, you've gotta go through and tell all the people who are coming to the lunch party that they need to move over from their normal positions. |
2015-11-19 |
|
383 |
One of my high school guidance counselors was real dumb, and he went to Harvard. |
2016-03-01 |
|
358 |
Okay... someone want to tell me how THAT just happened? |
2016-01-19 |
|
375 |
Okay, so: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. |
2016-02-22 |
|
601 |
Ohhhh... crudpoopies. |
2017-11-20 |
|
561 |
Ohhhh! ohhhhhh! Aaaaaah! |
2017-03-25 |
|
199 |
Ohhh duh! Hi, it's genius day at Handmade Hero. |
2015-08-25 |
|
511 |
Oh, we VirtualAlloc'd that. Wow, aren't we fancy! |
2016-07-27 |
|
425 |
Oh, that's amusing. That's actually correct, hilariously, I think. |
2016-03-24 |
|
422 |
Oh, so I guess we do print out END_BLOCK at the moment. |
2016-03-24 |
|
390 |
Oh, hi! Welcome to "Not Calling the Function. |
2016-03-04 |
|
382 |
Oh, hello 4coder. Hello Mr 4coder. |
2016-02-26 |
|
401 |
Oh, cannot convert to char*... Oh! I beg to differ. |
2016-03-12 |
|
623 |
Oh, Blue Angels again today |
2018-08-05 |
|
356 |
Oh well, life is hard. But a small price to pay to access all the power of the GPU so, you know, who cares? |
2016-01-18 |
|
508 |
Oh my god! Why are there so many heads following me? |
2016-07-23 |
|
75 |
Oh my God. What have I done? |
2015-04-23 |
|
109 |
Oh my God, dude. That WAS the debug build! |
2015-05-30 |
|
95 |
Oh hello. Hello, Mr Task Manager. |
2015-05-26 |
|
265 |
Oh games, they're so wacky and weird! |
2015-10-01 |
|
92 |
Oh dear. What have I done?! |
2015-05-17 |
|
244 |
Oh dear. Don't touch the way-com tablet! Oh my god, what happened? |
2015-09-17 |
|
642 |
Oh DOS, so precious... "Oh, little lemon sweets. So precious. Have you enjoyed renaming your little files? What would you like to do now? Rename something" |
2019-02-09 |
|
603 |
Off to the Ray-ces |
2017-11-20 |
|
225 |
Nowadays anyone can program, it's trivial, you can just load up some PHP script and start 'programming' |
2015-09-09 |
|
454 |
None of that's a thing. |
2016-04-07 |
|
279 |
Nobody wants a maladjusted chair. |
2015-10-21 |
|
479 |
Nobody cares about square root at all anymore. |
2016-04-26 |
|
522 |
No sense not dotting your t's, crossing your i's and so on... |
2016-08-16 |
|
462 |
Nice work Muratori. You're off the team. |
2016-04-09 |
|
439 |
Never do anything that actually matters in PHP and MySQL. |
2016-03-31 |
|
528 |
NOTE(casey): PROGRAMMING! RAII = bad :( ZII = good :) |
2016-10-21 |
|
547 |
Mārtiņš finds everything. |
2017-02-04 |
|
216 |
My trees should be here, I don't quite understand why they have disappeared from the face of Handmade Hero. |
2015-06-12 |
|
450 |
My nose is four dimensional. It exists in space-time. |
2016-04-05 |
|
200 |
My mommy says I'm very good at programming. |
2015-08-25 |
|
633 |
My brain is not one of those brains that does algebra well. |
2018-10-20 |
|
477 |
My body will track me, but it will never come to rest. |
2016-04-23 |
|
468 |
My Lord, that is slow. |
2016-04-13 |
|
7 |
Mura Mura, Muratori! |
2015-01-22 |
|
332 |
Missing snowflakes, you know how it is... so on and so forth... |
2015-12-09 |
|
532 |
Meowzers! |
2016-10-28 |
|
266 |
Meh nnn hh meh. |
2015-10-01 |
|
396 |
Maybe under certain laboratory conditions we can create conditions even hotter than that, and it can die in that fire. |
2016-03-09 |
|
214 |
Maybe they'll never ship another version that renders fonts properly again. Maybe they'll just start eliminating letters one at a time from the English language until they get down to letters they can actually handle. |
2015-09-03 |
|
60 |
Math is right even when you're wrong. |
2015-04-14 |
|
172 |
Math is hard, let's go shopping. |
2015-04-20 |
|
485 |
Math is fun, let's go shopping. |
2016-05-14 |
|
553 |
Martins is almost always right. |
2017-02-26 |
|
56 |
Many directions is much more difficult and they don't sell nearly as many albums. |
2015-04-08 |
|
59 |
Man! Yesterday's code was *awful*. |
2015-04-11 |
|
168 |
Lunix, the operating system for Europeans. |
2015-08-12 |
|
443 |
Look at that. So lovely. |
2016-03-31 |
|
506 |
Like putting your finger in a cloud. |
2016-07-22 |
|
57 |
Lighting strikes a chord with people. |
2015-04-09 |
|
97 |
Lets say we have a beef daddy machine... |
2015-05-27 |
|
497 |
Let's use the word "evolucent" |
2016-07-09 |
|
42 |
Let's tuft it up. We've got the tufts, might as well use the tufts. |
2015-03-19 |
|
154 |
Let's try that again. |
2015-08-05 |
|
570 |
Let's take a little bit of a gloved finger in here, and just kind of feel around and see what we can palpate. |
2017-04-22 |
|
243 |
Let's see if we can write something that's not total garbage. |
2015-09-17 |
|
181 |
Let's pretend that didn't happen. Pretend that we didn't just fill the screen with dudes. |
2015-01-28 |
|
289 |
Let's go ahead and make DEBUGInitializeValue work in some way that makes some sense to somebody sometime somewhere. |
2015-10-28 |
|
62 |
Let's go ahead and learn something, we hope. |
2015-04-15 |
|
651 |
Let's get rid of the max - not the boeing 737 max of course. |
2020-02-22 |
|
433 |
Let's double check to make sure we can still stream. |
2016-03-29 |
|
84 |
Let me make sure I do that math properly. |
2015-05-05 |
|
431 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, when you write a TODO maybe you should give yourself enough information to actually do it later. No worries. |
2016-03-26 |
|
193 |
Knock knock! - Who's there? - Fonts are done. - Fonts are done who? - There's no "fonts are done who?", the fonts are just done. Right. Stop knocking on my door. I don't know why... although, in that case I would've been the person knocking. Doesn't matter, it's not relevant. |
2015-08-21 |
|
26 |
Just like mommy used to code. |
2015-02-24 |
|
13 |
Just let the bad programmers be bad programmers and my stuff will always be better. |
2015-01-26 |
|
629 |
Just lemongrab the texture |
2018-09-01 |
|
19 |
Just go watch a foreign movie without subtitles, you'll get the same experience as playing a Metal Gear Movie--err, I mean game. |
2015-01-28 |
|
27 |
Just do the code and let it go... |
2015-02-24 |
|
37 |
Javascript is not a real platform. |
2015-02-27 |
|
58 |
Java might be the best platform to ship your game on. |
2015-04-11 |
|
53 |
Java is just a really slow version of C++. |
2015-04-06 |
|
67 |
JZ is a rapper, I believe, but this is not his term. |
2015-04-17 |
|
489 |
It's tractable, it's small enough that you could learn it, it was not this giant splatter of garbage that's just smeared all over the walls like some kind of lunatic asylum where they're trying to keep the poop from sticking to the padded cell or whatever like it is now. |
2016-05-28 |
|
122 |
It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight . |
2015-06-22 |
|
563 |
It's the inverse-square law kicking our butts. |
2017-04-01 |
|
302 |
It's sort of like the All You Can Eat lunch buffet of debug information. And like any lunch buffet you end up in a situation where sometimes the sneeze shield doesn't go down all the way and some of those little troughs get contaminated and everyone in the restaurant gets sick... |
2015-11-19 |
|
31 |
It's prestream, I can be a dick directly. |
2015-02-26 |
|
110 |
It's not the maggots fault they do what maggots do. |
2015-06-04 |
|
370 |
It's not really possible for me to induce nausea. |
2016-02-15 |
|
308 |
It's not really a dinner or breakfast thing, it's more of a lunch thing. |
2015-11-19 |
|
595 |
It's not live now. |
2017-08-05 |
|
494 |
It's no skin off our back. |
2016-07-06 |
|
400 |
It's looking pretty good... |
2016-03-10 |
|
170 |
It's like that time when the universe collapsed into a single point and then exploded into being...that's what you're witnessing here on handmade hero. |
2015-04-17 |
|
51 |
It's like a super sour yogurt in liquid form. It's just not good. |
2015-04-03 |
|
509 |
It's like Doctors Without Barriers, you know what I'm saying? |
2016-07-26 |
|
220 |
It's kinda nice to get stuff for free, who doesn't want stuff for free? |
2015-09-08 |
|
307 |
It's kinda like one of those things when you're at the lunch table and you're eating your lunch and your brain just kinda drifts off to thinking about memory allocation. |
2015-11-19 |
|
314 |
It's kind of like the programming equivalent of when you go to lunch and you sit at the wrong seat and everyone's embarrassed and it's a horrible thing and everyone goes screaming from the restaurant. |
2015-11-19 |
|
533 |
It's kind of like insobot is the beat poet of our generation. |
2016-10-28 |
|
149 |
It's kind of hard to stop me, you have to admit. |
2015-08-05 |
|
256 |
It's kind of a little banana-cakes, but sometimes you gotta be banana-cakes on Handmade Hero, I would say. |
2015-09-23 |
|
637 |
It's just syntactic masturbation |
2018-11-24 |
|
281 |
It's just not gonna happen. It's just not gonna happen. Okay? It's not gonna happen. Never gonna happen. It didn't happen. Not gonna happen. |
2015-10-22 |
|
411 |
It's just a full tristrip and it touches itself maximally. |
2016-03-18 |
|
558 |
It's high allergy season here, folks, and I'm a snotty boy. |
2017-03-11 |
|
91 |
It's crazy, but it's right - which is wild. |
2015-05-14 |
|
22 |
It's better than eating a poop-sauce sundae everyday, which is how I feel when I come home and use the internet. |
2015-02-12 |
|
106 |
It's basically some kind of manure mouthwash... |
2015-06-02 |
|
548 |
It's always very bad to forget your water bottle. |
2017-02-05 |
|
359 |
It's almost like the hardware is set up to do this! Parentheses: it is. |
2016-01-19 |
|
345 |
It's almost always not understood properly, and that includes by me. |
2016-01-06 |
|
474 |
It's all white, like Donald Trump's America. |
2016-04-20 |
|
413 |
It's a little pointer-chasey. |
2016-03-21 |
|
11 |
It's a Wacom tablet! |
2015-01-23 |
|
643 |
It's a DPIDPI - Dots Per Inch Dumb Programming Interface |
2019-02-24 |
|
531 |
It's 2016, and all you have to do to kill Windows is just allocate some memory. |
2016-10-27 |
|
264 |
It'd be interesting to talk to Donald Trump about programming. I'm sure even though he knows nothing about it he'd have an opinion on it. |
2015-10-01 |
|
427 |
It would be weird for me to say "Stay on the chat" while I don't do that. |
2016-03-24 |
|
61 |
It was really just me being kind of blunt. |
2015-04-15 |
|
174 |
It was a heavy brain day at the office. Whatever that means. |
2015-08-14 |
|
223 |
It prevents you from getting into the situation where you're opening up the trunk of the car and all dismembered bodies are in there. |
2015-09-09 |
|
559 |
It might be a protest, or it might be a parade of some kind. |
2017-03-11 |
|
99 |
It is just simply not acceptable to have other people touching our pixels. THOSE ARE OUR PIXELS! |
2015-05-28 |
|
593 |
It is effectively a democracy where no one listens to you. We have a term for that, it's called democracy. |
2017-07-23 |
|
267 |
It has not been a good Internet day, not that it ever really is. |
2015-10-05 |
|
25 |
It has a certain AAAness to it. |
2015-02-18 |
|
224 |
It found that Metroid upgrade. |
2015-09-09 |
|
607 |
It could just be floating point nonsense but it's probably something real |
2017-12-23 |
|
451 |
It can never hurt to have more math friends. |
2016-04-05 |
|
337 |
It always gets great when Kramps comes into the picture, in my opinion. I feel like that's when things start to go well for any video game, as soon as Krampus is in it. |
2015-12-09 |
|
465 |
Isn't every day kind of special, at the end of the day? |
2016-04-13 |
|
340 |
Is there a n{un,one}? |
2015-12-11 |
|
188 |
Is that roughly the size of the D? |
2015-08-20 |
|
502 |
Insobot is kind of a national treasure. |
2016-07-19 |
|
507 |
In theory this is a computer, yes? |
2016-07-23 |
|
286 |
In sync, like the band. Like the Backstreet Boys, but different. |
2015-10-26 |
|
355 |
If you've been paying attention to our maths, and you know maths - the plural, of course, coming from the Britain... |
2016-01-18 |
|
311 |
If you're the kinda people who do tea at lunch, it's customary for everyone to go around the table and take a lemon slice and go, "easy peasy lemon squeezy," and then you squeeze it into the tea. Obviously you don't do that if you drink tea with milk because it'll curdle. |
2015-11-19 |
|
455 |
If you're not on the 4coder bandwagon yet, I'm not really sure what to say. I guess you're just using a lousy editor. Sorry. |
2016-04-08 |
|
165 |
If you're just going to go the meathead protein-powder route with it, then that's fine. |
2015-08-11 |
|
610 |
If you want to make money, don't program games. I mean, there's a multi-billion dollars company made on PHP, it's called facebook. |
2018-02-03 |
|
166 |
If you want to learn more about gamma, I encourage you to do some light reading. |
2015-04-07 |
|
40 |
If you wanna do it right in Silicon Valley, you have to have at least seven gourmet kitchens per programmer. |
2015-03-11 |
|
304 |
If you don't like what you have for lunch, the best thing to do is to just eat it as quickly as you can - there will always be a better lunch tomorrow. |
2015-11-19 |
|
15 |
If you could, prefix your colons... |
2015-01-27 |
|
3 |
If you believe time is money, you just held up a bunch of Benjamins, if you will, as they say in the states, as the kids today say, and then you light them on fire. |
2015-01-20 |
|
203 |
If you are the kind of person who is passionate about C++ because your mother didn't love you as a child, or whatever the other reasons are that people cling onto it, you can spend a bunch of time learning all those things. |
2015-08-31 |
|
618 |
If wishes were horses... we'd all be at the airport |
2018-07-01 |
|
292 |
If we were going to be super fancy about it, if we were going to, like, double up on the fanciness, now with extra fanciness... |
2015-10-28 |
|
632 |
If we want to be maximally piggy... |
2018-10-20 |
|
467 |
If that thing was a phantom, it would sort of hover over here. |
2016-04-13 |
|
647 |
If someone is going to do something right, and someone wrong, C will do it right and C++ will do it wrong. |
2019-08-17 |
|
98 |
If machines can learn, they should learn to stop running such shitty software. |
2015-05-27 |
|
6 |
If it's equal to zero, it's bad news bears! |
2015-01-21 |
|
105 |
If it does, Vulkan. If it doesn't, Vulkan't. |
2015-05-31 |
|
191 |
If anyone has any objections you can voice them in the chat, and I hereby overrule them. |
2015-08-21 |
|
124 |
If I see anyone on Handmade Hero bringing in an engine or library, there will be significant consequences. |
2015-06-22 |
|
363 |
If I decide to vomit all over the screen in the middle of this stream, that is just how that's going to go. That is not me reacting to the wonders of visual studio. |
2016-01-21 |
|
372 |
I.K. is a nasty, nasty, nasty problem. |
2016-02-16 |
|
147 |
I've no idea how Snuffleaupagus gets the file - he just gets it; he pulls it out of his snout - I don't care. |
2015-08-03 |
|
287 |
I've got 10 minutes left on the clock, so I'm gonna use them. I'm gonna use them to nefarious ends, is what I'm gonna do. I am gonna go ahead and straight up do weird stuff with that. |
2015-10-26 |
|
606 |
I've been programming for 34 years, and I still don't really know game development |
2017-12-10 |
|
35 |
I'm the programmer and I get to do whatever I want. |
2015-02-26 |
|
537 |
I'm the only thing that's happening. |
2016-12-10 |
|
234 |
I'm still ironing out CSS issues. |
2015-09-14 |
|
349 |
I'm still being oppressed by The Cable Man. |
2016-01-11 |
|
255 |
I'm sorry I used slang there. That's not good. Kids, you should talk in regular English. |
2015-09-23 |
|
238 |
I'm sorry Dave, I can't... I can't save the file. |
2015-09-17 |
|
14 |
I'm sensing a FUN THING! |
2015-01-26 |
|
69 |
I'm not throwing stones outside the glass house here, I'm inside the glass house. |
2015-04-18 |
|
139 |
I'm not a very good bro. I don't even like football. |
2015-07-20 |
|
133 |
I'm literally melting...well I guess I'm not *literally* melting, but it feels like my skin is melting in a real and literal sense. |
2015-06-26 |
|
622 |
I'm just going to leave it like this, and everyone who has a big-endian machine can eat on it |
2018-08-05 |
|
577 |
I'm interested to know if you can make Pixel Hero... |
2017-05-06 |
|
205 |
I'm having a thought right now, a thought that I have not had before... |
2015-09-01 |
|
501 |
I'm gonna start with something fairly stupid. |
2016-07-14 |
|
484 |
I'm gonna put an owl of shame on top of an owl of shame for that one... |
2016-05-14 |
|
463 |
I'm gonna make that be yellow, because yellow is the color of... urine. Which is an essential by-product. And Gandhi drank it, supposedly. I wasn't there... |
2016-04-09 |
|
389 |
I'm gonna let Allen do whatever he was gonna do. |
2016-03-03 |
|
617 |
I'm gonna have to take a mulligan on that one. |
2018-06-02 |
|
487 |
I'm gonna go ahead and hunt this guy down before stopping. |
2016-05-24 |
|
380 |
I'm gonna give you a frinstance. |
2016-02-24 |
|
486 |
I'm gonna be Mr Slypants Slypantsyman. |
2016-05-24 |
|
342 |
I'm going to pretend this laptop never existed and grab the other one. |
2016-01-04 |
|
407 |
I'm curious about your curiosity. |
2016-03-17 |
|
257 |
I'll just go back to what we were doing before. I'll go back to the head fountain. |
2015-09-24 |
|
612 |
I would want to take you into a closed room with no access to anything, and demand you draw me various symbols |
2018-02-10 |
|
428 |
I would say Won is somebody worth watching in an interview, however... |
2016-03-24 |
|
213 |
I would like to dedicate this episode of Handmade Hero to how much Microsoft is an awful company and I hate them. |
2015-09-03 |
|
252 |
I would have to say that I sound like a d#ck as well. |
2015-09-23 |
|
598 |
I would crash, probably pretty soon |
2017-10-15 |
|
70 |
I wish I had more cheese. I ate all the cheese, and now it's gone. |
2015-04-20 |
|
158 |
I will see you guys on the internet. |
2015-08-05 |
|
263 |
I was premature to call it premature. |
2015-09-30 |
|
17 |
I was like, 'I know there should be no way this should possibly work; Let's be honest with ourselves, it should be totally impossible,' and it was. |
2015-01-28 |
|
328 |
I was kind of expecting that to be what we did today, but that's already on the stream so I can't really make that be what we did today... |
2015-12-08 |
|
544 |
I wanted there to be a compressor called broccoli. |
2017-01-23 |
|
529 |
I want to run all the viruses in the program (valley girl voice) |
2016-10-25 |
|
325 |
I want to break down in tears. I want to just give up and let the horrors of the world continue unabated. Instead what I'm gonna do is set a breakpoint on MarkDebugValue. |
2015-11-20 |
|
478 |
I want the head to snap back to the body when you stop pushing. |
2016-04-23 |
|
435 |
I wanna twiddle it a little bit. |
2016-03-29 |
|
334 |
I try to always keep track of all the children as much as possible. Unless they're just being annoying, in which case you may decide to misplace them on purpose... |
2015-12-09 |
|
386 |
I think we're there. I think we can try doing some coding tomorrow. |
2016-03-02 |
|
387 |
I think we have successfully completed our 4coder switch! |
2016-03-02 |
|
272 |
I think that's the first time on Handmade Hero I can remember getting bitten by a feature. |
2015-10-13 |
|
560 |
I think it was Leonardo da Vinci who said "The perfect painting would be nothing but a canvas of pure magenta." He also listed the HTML #color for it: ff00ff. |
2015-03-31 |
|
115 |
I think creepy uncle Casey is gonna go get some ramen now. |
2015-06-10 |
|
648 |
I think anyone who has ever contributed to the C++ standard needs to have their license to code revoked. |
2019-08-17 |
|
444 |
I think I would like to quote Andrew Chronister here and just say that, 'Insobot is a national treasure' |
2016-03-31 |
|
182 |
I take it back, I think I wasn't stupid! |
2015-08-19 |
|
541 |
I really like Pound Cake. |
2016-12-31 |
|
546 |
I realize this is not relevant to programming. But it is relevant to biscuits. |
2017-01-29 |
|
130 |
I probably said that, didn't I? |
2015-06-24 |
|
233 |
I overate yesterday. There was a lot of food consumed. Just not really the right amount of food for a single Casey to be eating. |
2015-09-14 |
|
306 |
I never remember exactly how the macro processors works, other than the fact that I always remember that it's a giant steaming pile of lunch. |
2015-11-19 |
|
251 |
I might try something, like, epically ridiculous. Like, something so ridiculous that it just has no right working. |
2015-09-22 |
|
247 |
I mean if you can't handle three measly crabs, you're just gonna be dead weight. |
2015-09-19 |
|
350 |
I may have typed some bugs in there. |
2016-01-11 |
|
313 |
I made a faux pas there. It was a pas that was made of faux. |
2015-11-19 |
|
79 |
I love when they get tiny. They end up moving so quickly. |
2015-04-27 |
|
514 |
I love how it can't ever tell you any values in release mode. |
2016-07-28 |
|
230 |
I liked how that completed to nothings. |
2015-09-11 |
|
639 |
I like cats better than humans anyway. |
2018-12-01 |
|
202 |
I just kind of ruined The Variable. |
2015-08-31 |
|
516 |
I hope everyone was interested in the matrix thing today, because apparently that's all we're going to do. |
2016-07-30 |
|
481 |
I have no idea how to say Sergio properly, let alone sexily. |
2016-05-05 |
|
5 |
I have no faith in Microsoft's engineering, and I think that everything that they ship will be garbage... |
2015-01-21 |
|
119 |
I have an itch... on my back. Can we just say that? Am I allowed to say that on stream? |
2015-06-15 |
|
100 |
I hate const with a passion. |
2015-05-28 |
|
137 |
I hate The Web. |
2015-07-15 |
|
195 |
I had like, a brain spasm and then a reverse brain spasm. |
2015-05-31 |
|
273 |
I guess the Wacom tablet decided to take its own life. |
2015-10-15 |
|
249 |
I got through all the questions. I got through ALL the questions. I got through them. |
2015-09-21 |
|
482 |
I forgot there's a me down there. |
2016-05-13 |
|
415 |
I forgot about the particle system. I forgot that it was using the hero's head. |
2016-03-21 |
|
517 |
I find that concurrency is one thing, but flow control is really the harder thing. |
2016-08-09 |
|
576 |
I feel like they want a lot more poof. |
2017-05-01 |
|
333 |
I feel like there were supposed to be more children in it, and I have no idea where they went. They're just gone, apparently. Sorry, kids! |
2015-12-09 |
|
245 |
I feel like that deserves a little owl of shame. |
2015-09-18 |
|
526 |
I feel like it's hard to say something quotable on demand. |
2016-09-21 |
|
346 |
I feel like a neck-bird could live in a neck-beard. |
2016-01-07 |
|
237 |
I don't want to leave it in a state that's actually working. I want to put it back into a state where it is broken. |
2015-09-15 |
|
371 |
I don't want to be at the club. This is not dance time. |
2016-02-15 |
|
483 |
I don't want them to start invalid, although they are invalid - in the sense that they have no arms and legs... |
2016-05-13 |
|
580 |
I don't want pirate stuff, I want Pirates of the Caribbean. |
2017-06-24 |
|
74 |
I don't use classes. |
2015-04-23 |
|
452 |
I don't really like Jimmy Wales' face so much. |
2016-04-06 |
|
248 |
I don't read anything about C++ any more, I just assume it's a disaster zone. |
2015-09-21 |
|
274 |
I don't know why brown butter, because it's tastier than regular... I actually like regular butter, so let's just say regular butter for now. |
2015-10-16 |
|
120 |
I don't know what that is, but I wish it would stop. |
2015-06-17 |
|
204 |
I don't know the gender of Visual Studio. Probably an "it", would be my guess. |
2015-09-01 |
|
377 |
I don't know if you can say you want to kill back that far. |
2016-02-22 |
|
104 |
I don't know how we could do that. There's no way we could load a text file that fast. You'd need some kind of future technology. |
2015-05-29 |
|
566 |
I don't know how to use cars. |
2017-04-09 |
|
397 |
I don't know how that ended up working. |
2016-03-09 |
|
217 |
I don't how it's gonna JIT. |
2015-09-08 |
|
45 |
I don't have enough Emacs-fu to bust that out. |
2015-03-31 |
|
159 |
I don't feel like implementing that. Otherwise, it seems fine. |
2015-08-05 |
|
226 |
I don't even think it will exist in 15 years. I don't think there will be such a thing as a hardware renderer. |
2015-09-10 |
|
16 |
I don't care who wins the Super Bowl. I don't follow hockey. |
2015-01-27 |
|
436 |
I don't care about you. |
2016-03-29 |
|
630 |
I don't care about security. |
2018-10-20 |
|
361 |
I didn't fall asleep yet, so that's good. |
2016-01-21 |
|
73 |
I can show you why the stupid way is a problem. |
2015-04-22 |
|
138 |
I can do this in a super janky way, which I'll do first. |
2015-07-16 |
|
449 |
I believe you should pay for your software. At MollyRocket we pay for absolutely everything we use. |
2016-04-05 |
|
585 |
I assume it's "hare-brained", like the rabbit. Or is it "hair-brained", like the follicle? |
2017-06-25 |
|
417 |
I apologise, DebugIDs. I was saying you were extraneous, but really you seem pretty sanely designed and I don't think there's any reason to get rid of you because it looks like you're doing a useful thing. |
2016-03-22 |
|
592 |
I am that government and you are being oppressed. |
2017-07-23 |
|
445 |
I am super double happy with how that went. I am a happy puppy. |
2016-03-31 |
|
10 |
I am not an AI. |
2015-01-22 |
|
524 |
I am not a floating point guru. |
2016-09-21 |
|
111 |
I am not Mr Pixel Centers. |
2015-06-04 |
|
48 |
I am here for your amusement. |
2015-04-01 |
|
150 |
I am going to reload the entire font file and make Sean parse it every darn time. I know that's rude. |
2015-08-05 |
|
116 |
I am going to go out on a limb here - pun intended! - and say that we have a problem somewhere, because I - don't know about you - but I'm not seeing a lot of trees there. |
2015-06-11 |
|
614 |
I also kind of want to do a grow operation on this here, and not the kind where the feds come because you're using U.V. lights |
2018-05-05 |
|
374 |
How's Mr Hand doing? |
2016-02-17 |
|
512 |
How interesting is it to have multiple render targets you can't do anything with? |
2016-07-28 |
|
381 |
How did we get here? Am I the only one concerned about this? |
2016-02-24 |
|
470 |
How cool is that, though! |
2016-04-14 |
|
39 |
How am I supposed to program with no tea? |
2015-03-11 |
|
440 |
How about you actually check to see if it's loaded, Muratori! |
2016-03-31 |
|
649 |
Hi Mom, we just thwarted Darwin. |
2019-09-07 |
|
329 |
Hey, look! It did what I expected! |
2015-12-08 |
|
148 |
Hey Sean, here's the contents of that file. |
2015-08-04 |
|
327 |
Here's some scumm I've been evolving. |
2015-12-05 |
|
442 |
Here's a thought. And you can tell me what you think of this thought; of the thinking behind this thought. |
2016-03-31 |
|
520 |
Here is Mr Gamey-Pants-Poo. |
2016-08-11 |
|
339 |
He spends a lot of time on Steam, so he has a lot of hats. |
2015-12-10 |
|
557 |
He kinda has a USB butt. |
2017-03-11 |
|
573 |
Happy day happiness of special deliciousness. |
2017-04-29 |
|
197 |
Happy birthday Windows, have a little party there. |
2015-08-25 |
|
140 |
Hacks are hard. |
2015-07-24 |
|
21 |
Goodbye! |
2015-02-02 |
|
151 |
Good job, Handmade Hero. Nice work on that one. |
2015-08-05 |
|
510 |
Go away, Five minute warning! |
2016-07-26 |
|
627 |
Gmail is like, "Hey look, man, I just don't know how to do typing!" That's fantastic |
2018-08-26 |
|
176 |
Game ideas are largely irrelevant. |
2015-08-17 |
|
631 |
Forget the recap, we've got work to do, folks. |
2018-10-20 |
|
343 |
For the love of god, Mischief. |
2016-01-04 |
|
103 |
Flog them hamsters. Flog 'em! |
2015-05-29 |
|
309 |
First Rule of Programming: You don't eat lunch if you're already full. |
2015-11-19 |
|
294 |
Fine... Mr Poopy Pants, stupid poopy sauce, poopy pants. |
2015-10-29 |
|
549 |
Fantastic. |
2017-02-05 |
|
364 |
Everything just worked, which is crazy. |
2016-01-21 |
|
293 |
Everything in our debug system is going to actually use copy out into some kind of a more, sort of, generic way, permanent record sort of free list, happy funplex thing. |
2015-10-29 |
|
615 |
Everything gets better when the code gets smaller. |
2018-05-12 |
|
284 |
Everyone's happy and fine and dancing around like jubilant children, but not bratty children, actually, children who are nice, reasonable people. |
2015-10-24 |
|
312 |
Everyone should eat lunch where they want, and everyone should have the lunch that they want. Don't let other people tell you how to eat your lunch, because that's lunch despotism and it's not okay. |
2015-11-19 |
|
94 |
Everyone loves the inverted infinity rectangle! |
2015-05-17 |
|
194 |
Everyone loves it when you free things. |
2015-08-21 |
|
291 |
Everyone loves GetGroupForName. Don't you? I do, I think. I'm not sure. |
2015-10-28 |
|
280 |
Everyone is happy and smiling and everyone is dancing around and doing things, ridiculous things, unmentionable things. |
2015-10-21 |
|
527 |
Everyone can relax, and by "everyone", I mean "me". |
2016-09-27 |
|
579 |
Everybody needs to get lit. |
2017-06-17 |
|
178 |
Every time I say stuff's gonna break, it doesn't break! Every time! |
2015-08-17 |
|
475 |
Every game should be called Crowtel. |
2016-04-20 |
|
645 |
Entropy is the mother of invention |
2019-04-14 |
|
368 |
Emulation requires emulation! :) |
2016-02-08 |
|
393 |
Drivers and Windows. They conspire to "help" you. |
2016-03-08 |
|
163 |
Doopity doo. |
2015-08-05 |
|
55 |
Don't talk to animals with more color wavelength sensors than you. |
2015-04-08 |
|
589 |
Don't scratch your eye. |
2017-07-15 |
|
367 |
Don't quote me on that. |
2016-02-08 |
|
315 |
Don't let your whole life be defined by the one bad lunch you ate. |
2015-11-19 |
|
54 |
Don't get your hopes up. |
2015-04-07 |
|
636 |
Don't forget to like and subscribe |
2018-11-10 |
|
318 |
Don't forget to eat lunch. Most important meal of the day. |
2015-11-19 |
|
38 |
Don't ask me why I'm doing this renaming. Yeah, it's probably not that necessary, but I'm doing it anyway. |
2015-03-11 |
|
376 |
Don't ask me why I did that. Sometimes people just like some rectangular cut-and-paste. |
2016-02-22 |
|
564 |
Don't OOP. OOC. |
2017-04-01 |
|
117 |
Does anyone know what I was thinking about when I did that? |
2015-06-11 |
|
47 |
Do we have pie? I'm not sure if we have pie. |
2015-04-01 |
|
391 |
Do we have less installed? Yeah! |
2016-03-04 |
|
360 |
DirectX doesn't run anywhere, Windows is the only place you can use it, or maybe if you're an Xbox developer, if those even exist anymore. |
2016-01-19 |
|
634 |
Did insobot just say "Domo arigato, Mr. Compiler"? Because if so, then that is the new high watermark for artificial intelligence |
2018-10-20 |
|
569 |
Death by a thousand function calls. |
2017-04-22 |
|
458 |
Consider yourself so very lucky. |
2016-04-08 |
|
472 |
Clocks without children. It's like Doctors Without Borders, only less altruistic. |
2016-04-15 |
|
525 |
Chrome? Chrooooooome? |
2016-09-21 |
|
488 |
Cheese fingers are a big problem. |
2016-05-28 |
|
574 |
Cheers. |
2017-04-30 |
|
409 |
Can't you see, Mr Five minute warning, that I'm right in the middle of something? What is wrong with you? |
2016-03-18 |
|
392 |
CBAD, that's my rapper name. |
2016-03-08 |
|
410 |
C++ is awesome and always does everything wrong. |
2016-03-18 |
|
420 |
By the way, I can still hear helicopters outside, so I'm assuming the guy in the tree is still in the tree. |
2016-03-22 |
|
275 |
Brain. |
2015-10-16 |
|
177 |
Be a Jedi, build your own lightsaber. Don't go taking this targeting computer approach to stuff! |
2015-08-17 |
|
616 |
Bad, wrong, incorrect, false! |
2018-06-02 |
|
85 |
Aww yeah, nice job emacs. |
2015-05-05 |
|
127 |
Assert(!"THIS IS THE END OF YOUR PROGRAM MUHAHAHAHAAHAH HA ha"); |
2015-06-23 |
|
183 |
As you get 1 day older, you get 1 day stupider. |
2015-08-19 |
|
543 |
As is the rule on Handmade Hero: I never get to do any preparation. |
2017-01-15 |
|
456 |
Arrrgggghhhhhh. |
2016-04-08 |
|
218 |
Aren't we the spoiled little child whose mommy is doting on him? |
2015-09-08 |
|
206 |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
2015-09-01 |
|
412 |
Are you ready for this? Because this is ridiculous. |
2016-03-21 |
|
1 |
Are you okay with that, Mr. Compiler? |
2015-01-19 |
|
180 |
Are there larger numbers than 4096? Do we have evidence in the natural world of things that can exist in quantities _larger_ than 4096? |
2015-08-18 |
|
184 |
Are the ABCs a W thing as well? |
2015-08-19 |
|
221 |
Apparently that really is happening for reals. We just have a lot of debug events in there. |
2015-09-08 |
|
591 |
Anyone who's not on board should make their opinions known. |
2017-07-23 |
|
518 |
And, for the love of god, people, do not write in and send me any of those awful volatile articles that people sent in that were just all wrong. |
2016-08-10 |
|
20 |
And we immediately get a crash. And of course, that's a good thing... |
2015-01-28 |
|
142 |
And then I can't put things into the hole anymore. |
2015-07-27 |
|
521 |
And the bug is gone. |
2016-08-11 |
|
271 |
And that's the end of that. |
2015-10-08 |
|
366 |
And now it's like Mr. Doesn't-Want-To-Do-That-For-Me. |
2016-01-22 |
|
620 |
An artist's machine can write 2.5 MB before Photoshop can even select the lasso tool, not counting if you accidentally, heaven forfend, accidentally hit the "Open In Bridge" button, at which point you could rewrite all of the world's knowledge many times over to optical media and you would be done before Photoshop could even open its dialog box |
2018-07-14 |
|
36 |
Always Seamless. |
2015-02-27 |
|
90 |
All we need to do is a mask foof of these guys here... |
2015-05-13 |
|
169 |
All of our pixels are hand-selected by us, for the finest quality. |
2015-04-16 |
|
43 |
Aaaah! Duh. |
2015-03-20 |
|
572 |
ATI peed on our cake. |
2017-04-23 |
|
353 |
A warp is 16 or 32 guys who are in it together. |
2016-01-13 |
|
187 |
A little variable shadowing to start the day. |
2015-08-20 |
|
143 |
A doubly-linked list is really just a list. |
2015-07-28 |
|
260 |
A Variable can be anything that it wants to be. |
2015-09-29 |
|
653 |
A GPT trained on hackernews would be something special. |
2022-12-04 |
|
157 |
99% of your success in using a library is using a library that Sean made. |
2015-08-05 |
|
8 |
4,000,000,000 - 0 = 1. |
2015-01-22 |
|
434 |
33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0 33c0. |
2016-03-29 |
|
344 |
//TODO(casey): Move this out to its own thang. |
2016-01-05 |
|
4 |
...we're not gonna be grinding against walls a lot, it's not a walking simulator type of game... |
2015-01-20 |
|
319 |
...so that we will be all good to go tomorrow, and everyone will be on the same "sound page", on the same wavelength, if you will. |
2015-06-18 |
|
471 |
...and then I am going to kill myself. Which I have. |
2016-04-14 |
|
164 |
... so there's no more mysteries, no more 'I-don't-really-know-what-it-does-down-there' kinda stuff. We're goin' in, cleaning out all the cobwebs, going into 'the basement', if you will; finding out what your creepy grandfather put down there, or what weird pickling experiment someone did. And you don't necessarily want to eat it. So, you know, sometimes it's gross; it's true. |
2015-01-06 |
|
134 |
... if you're doing Object Oriented Programming which we won't really cover so you'll never find out what that is! |
2014-11-17 |
|
301 |
... and now we're going to grind you up into sausage to feed to hungry people. |
2015-11-18 |
|
296 |
*yawning* I told you, I told you I was gonna yawn. |
2015-11-17 |
|
404 |
*whistles* Someone typed the word Zelda into the chat, so I felt the need to whistle. |
2016-03-17 |
|
242 |
*sobs* I just don't understand why the code doesn't work sometimes! *sniff* Why does it have to be so mean? |
2015-09-17 |
|
80 |
*scratching back* No rush on the loading there, GIMP. Take your time. |
2015-04-27 |
|
276 |
(re: the US constitution) They need to organize this thing better. |
2015-10-19 |
|
611 |
"NOTE(casey): 148million" Okay, that's a great note, Casey, thanks for keeping that in there |
2018-02-04 |
|
123 |
"I fully expect you all to have left your engines and libraries at home, because if I see anyone out there on handmade hero using an engine or a library.... there will be significant consequences, people!" |
2015-06-22 |
|